The discovery was too late to be any good — that is, as far as the hope of reaching Willoughby before call-over was concerned. However, it warned them the sooner they turned now the sooner they would get back at all. So they turned viciously and started homewards.
The rowers were all too tired and enraged to talk much, and the journey down stream was silent and gloomy. They heard, about a mile from home, the school bell ringing for call-over, and groaned inwardly when presently it ceased, and they knew their names were being called over and not one of them there to answer. Parson alone made any attempt to keep up the drooping spirits of his crew.
“Never fear. We’ll pay them out, you see. And if they do report us we’ll only get impots. The beasts! I wish we’d run into them and drowned them all! so I do.”
At this point the speaker became aware of an outrigger skiff rapidly approaching them. The rower of course had his back turned, and evidently not expecting anything ahead, was steering himself “over his toes,” as the term is — that is by some landmark behind the boat. Who he was Parson could not make out, but he wore a light-blue ribbon on his straw, and that was enough. Light-blue was the schoolhouse colour. Here was a chance of paying out of the enemy, anyhow!
So he ordered his men to “easy all” and allow the unconscious sculler to come close up. Then when he was within a few yards he started up, and with a wild shout of, “Yah booh, cad!” gave the signal to his crew to pull on, and brought his boat close alongside the skiff. The rower, startled by the sudden shout, turned quickly round.
Horror of horrors! It was Mr Parrett himself!
There was no time to do anything. At the instant he turned, his left scull came into violent contact with the oars of the Noah’s Ark, and was jerked from his hand, and at the same time the light boat gave a violent lurch over and capsized, sending her occupant headlong into the river!
The small boys, pale with fright and dazed by the suddenness of the accident, sat for a moment unable to move or cry out. Then by a sudden wild impulse Parson sprang boldly into the water, followed in a second or two first by Telson, then by Lawkins. The other three held to the oars and waited where they were.
The tide was running down at a good pace, and the river was fairly wide, but there was not much danger to any of the immersed ones. All Willoughby boys could swim, and as Mr Parrett had taught most of them to do so himself, he hardly stood in need of the help of his three pupils. A few strokes brought them all to the bank in safety.
An uncomfortable moment ensued. Mr Parrett said nothing to the three dripping boys who stood before him, but called to the boys in the boat to row in, bringing the skiff with them.
All the while this was being done, Telson and Parson looked despairingly at one another, and darted scared looks at Mr Parrett. He appeared not to notice them, but stood impatiently waiting for the boats.
“Is the scull broken?” he called out as they approached.
“No, sir,” said Wakefield.
The skiff was put in close to the bank, and a brief examination showed that it was not damaged. Mr Parrett got into it, and without saying a word began to push off.
“Please, sir,” cried Parson at this point, feeling that his last chance was going, “I’m so sorry. We didn’t know it was you, sir. It was all my fault.”
“No, sir,” shouted Telson, “it was all my fault. We’re awfully sorry, sir.”
Mr Parrett took no notice of these protestations, but said, quietly, “You’d better get home quickly and change your things.”
So saying he sculled off, with a face hardly less puzzled than the small scared faces which, after watching him go, turned dismally to their own unlucky Noah’s Ark.
On their arrival at the school some half-hour later, Parson, Telson, Bosher, King, and Lawkins were informed that, having been reported for being absent at call-over, the captain wished to see them in his study after breakfast the next morning.
Later on that same evening another notice reached them that they were wanted in Mr Parrett’s room at once.
Chapter Six
Breakers ahead
Mr Parrett was a popular master at Willoughby. He was an old Cambridge “blue,” and it was to his influence and example that the school in general, and Parrett’s house in particular, were chiefly indebted for their excellence in all manly sports. He was the most patient of trainers, and the most long-suffering of “coaches.” Nearly all his spare time was given up to the public service. Every afternoon you would be sure to find him in his flannels running along the bank beside some boat, or standing to be bowled at by aspiring young cricketers in the meadow, or superintending a swimming party up at the Willows.
Boys didn’t give Mr Parrett credit for all the self-denial he really underwent; for he had a way of seeming to enjoy even the drudgery of his self-imposed work, and it rarely occurred even to the most hopeless of “duffers” to imagine that all the trouble spent over him was anything but a pleasure to the master who spent it.
Mr Parrett had his reward, however, in the good will of the boys generally, which he prized highly, and nowhere was he more popular than among the juniors of his own house.
What was their dismay, therefore, at the accident of that unlucky afternoon, and with what doleful faces did they present themselves in a melancholy procession at the door of his room at the appointed hour!
“Come in,” said Mr Parrett, who was still in his flannels, and had not quite done tea. “Oh, you are the boys that I met on the river this afternoon. All except one belonging to my house, I see.”
“Yes, sir,” exclaimed Telson, who was the distinguished exception, “they’re all Parretts except me, and it was all my fault, sir, and I’m—”
“No,” interrupted Parson, “it was all my fault; I was steering.”
“It was all our faults,” said Lawkins.
“Oh,” said Mr Parrett, who could not help looking a little amused at the eager faces of the young culprits. “Perhaps it was my fault for not looking where I was coming to.”
“Oh, sir,” said Parson, “that wouldn’t have been any good. We ran you down on purpose.”
“Eh?” said Mr Parrett, not quite sure whether he had heard correctly.
“That is, we didn’t know it was you, sir; we thought it was a schoolhouse—” (here Telson looked threatening)—“I mean we thought it was some one else. We wouldn’t have done it if we thought it was you, sir — indeed we wouldn’t.”
“No, sir, that we wouldn’t,” chimed in the chorus.
“And who did you think it was, pray?” inquired Mr Parrett.
“A schoolhouse fellow,” replied Parson, avoiding Telson’s glances.
“Which schoolhouse boy?” asked the master.
“Any one, sir. It didn’t matter much which.”
“Indeed. And what has the schoolhouse done to you?” said Mr Parrett, leaning back in his chair and pushing his plate away.
It wasn’t an easy question, but Parson felt something ought to be said.
“Some of them are rather cads, sir,” he said.
(“Parson,” whispered Telson. “I’ll fight you when you get outside.”)
“I mean, sir,” said Parson, hurriedly, “that is — (I beg pardon, Telson, old man, I didn’t mean) — they don’t like us, and—”
“And we don’t like them,” said Lawkins.
“And you think they ought to like you?” asked Mr Parrett, severely.
This was a poser. The Parrett juniors had never asked themselves the question before.
“Now listen to me,” said Mr Parrett. “I’m angry with you, and I’m going to punish you. I am not angry with you for capsizing me this afternoon. You did it by mistake, you say, and no harm was done. And I’m not going to punish you for being out late, for that the captain will do. But boys who make nuisances of themselves and then complain that other boys don’t like them are not to be put up with in Willoughby. You five have had a lesson already. You might have caused a much worse accident than you did by your folly. You may be thankful you did not. For a week neither of you is to go on to the river at all, and after that till the end of the term you will only be allowed to go with the captain’s permission, or in the company of a senior. You can go.”
The party turned to obey, when Mr Parrett added, “Three of you, Telson, Parson, and Lawkins, remain a moment.”
The other two went off, leaving their three comrades standing at the end of the table, wondering what on earth was coming next.
Mr Parrett’s manner changed as he turned to them. He became embarrassed, and spoke almost nervously.
“You three,” he said, “jumped in after me this afternoon, did you not?”
“Yes, please, sir,” said Telson; “Parson was first, sir.”
Mr Parrett rose from his seat, and, without saying a word, shook hands with each one of them, greatly to their astonishment and confusion.
“You can go now,” said the master, when the ceremony was concluded; “good-night, boys.”
“Good-night, sir,” said they, and filed out of the room.
It was some time before Parson and Telson, as they walked slowly back along the passage, could find words suitable to the occasion. Then Telson said, “Well, that was a rum thing of him to do!”
“What did he mean?” asked Parson.
“Goodness knows. But, I say, it’s a jolly soak being stopped the river, though.”
“Yes, and having to get a ‘permit’ when the time is up. I’d sooner not go on than beg a ‘permit’ of the captain.”
“I wonder what he’ll say to us to-morrow,” said Telson. “He won’t lick us, eh?”
“He’d better not,” said Parson. “You and I could lick him easy.”
“I suppose he’ll give us a howling impot. I say I’m getting fagged of impots. I’ve had four this week.”
“I’ve had three,” sighed Telson. “Heigho! Willoughby’s going to the dogs. I’ve a good mind to cut the whole concern.”
And so in rather desponding mood the two friends separated, and Telson had an exciting chase across the quadrangle to avoid two monitors who were prowling about there (as he concluded) for the express purpose of “potting” him.
In this, however, he was mistaken. The two monitors were Gilks of the schoolhouse and Silk of Welch’s, who were taking the air this hot summer evening, and thinking and talking of anything but Master Telson.
“I tell you,” said Gilks, “I detest the fellow.”
“You detest such a lot of fellows, Gilks,” said Silk.
“I know I do,” said Gilks, “but I hate Riddell more than the lot put together.”
“I should have thought he was rather an inoffensive duffer,” suggested Silk.
“That’s just the worst of it. I’d give anything to catch him out in anything that wasn’t quite square, just to pay him out for his sickening priggishness. Why,” he exclaimed, with increasing anger in his tone, “what do you think he did the other day, long before he was captain, or had any pretence to give himself airs? He pulled me up before all the fellows for — well, for using—”
“For swearing?” said Silk.
“Yes, if you like. For swearing. What business is it of his what I say? I should like to know.”
“Usen’t Wyndham to be down on fellows for swearing too?” asked Silk.
“Yes, he was,” said Gilks (who had good reason to know); “but he had a right to do it. This cub hasn’t.”
“What did Riddell say?”
“What did he say? He said it didn’t make what I said any better worth hearing for sticking in an oath, and that— Oh, I don’t know what precious impudence he didn’t give me.”
“Ha, ha,” said Silk, “it wasn’t bad. But I agree with you, the fellow is a prig—”
“I know I mean to make a stand now,” said Gilks. “He shan’t stick up his sanctimonious nose over us all, now he’s captain, if I can help it.”
“Why, what will you do?” asked Silk.
“Do! I’ll punch his head the first time he dare lecture me.”
“My dear fellow,” said Silk, “don’t be such a fool. You won’t do a bit of good by that. If you do want to pay him out, pay him out in his own coin.”
“How do you mean?” inquired Gilks.
“I mean, keep a sharp lookout till you catch his holiness tripping.”
“But the beggar never does trip. He’s so vilely careful, he never gives a chance,” growled Gilks.
“Awfully uncivil of him, when he knows how grateful we should be to him,” said Silk, laughing. “Never mind, old man, keep in with him if you can. Something’s sure to turn up. He won’t suspect you, as you’re in the schoolhouse; and we ought to be able to manage to put a spoke in his wheel somehow.”
“Wish you may do it,” said Gilks. “Anyhow, I dare say you are right; it’s no use flaring up too soon, if there is a chance of doing him. By the way, Fairbairn’s pretty nearly as bad as Riddell; they’re a pair, you know.”
“Yes, but Fairbairn’s in the boat,” said Silk.
“So he is; and what’s more, he’s got a spite against me, and wants to turn me out of it.”
“Why?”
“He says I don’t do enough work. I should like to know how a fellow is to work behind a sanctimonious ass like him?”
“I hear the schoolhouse boat isn’t a bad one, even without Wyndham,” said Silk.
“Pretty fair. But if I’m in it I’ll see it doesn’t win,” said Gilks.
“What a nice boy you are, to be sure! I suppose you’ve a bet on Parrett’s, like me?”
“No, I haven’t,” said Gilks, “but I want it to win all the same, because of Bloomfield. If Parrett’s gets to the head of the river, there’s all the better chance of getting Bloomfield for captain next term; and things would be far pleasanter then.”
“Yes. I don’t suppose Bloomfield’s very particular,” said Silk.
“Not he. You can make him do what you like. He’s not all the notions of his own that the Reverend Riddell has, hang him!”
“Well, old man,” said Silk, “as I said before, you’re a nice boy, and a sweet companion for a tender youth like me. Ha, ha! Good-night. Are you one of the deputation that’s going to present the petition in the morning?”
“Yes, I am,” said Gilks.
“Take my advice and back out of it. It won’t come to anything, and if you’re not mixed up in it our pious friends will think you are one of them, and that’ll pay. Do you twig? Good-night. You
Gilks acted on his friend’s advice, and contrived to be absent after chapel next morning, when it was proposed to present the petition to the doctor. He managed to invent some excuse for his desertion which made it appear it was unavoidable. Nevertheless it was a good deal complained of, because he had been the only representative of the schoolhouse who had promised to go with the others to the doctor.
However it was decided not to postpone the ceremony any further. As it was, one or two were beginning to have their doubts as to its wisdom, and Game and those like him, who were the prime movers in the matter, began to fear the whole thing might fall through.
So, directly after morning chapel, the deputation, consisting of three, marched boldly to the doctor’s library and knocked at the door.
“Come in,” said Dr Patrick.
He was surprised to see three monitors obey the invitation. It was very rarely that a petition was presented from the school to the head master at Willoughby. Once, some years ago, a petition signed by the entire school, from the captain down to the junior fag, praying for a holiday in honour of an old Willoughbite having led the British troops to victory in a great battle, had been presented and granted. And once since then, a petition from the monitors of each house requesting that the head of each house might be allowed to use the cane when necessary, instead of the captain of the school only, had been presented and declined.
Now came a third petition, signed by certain monitors of two houses, asking the doctor to withdraw one captain and substitute another.
“What is it?” asked the head master.
“A petition, sir,” said Game, handing the momentous document in.
The doctor opened it and glanced at it with a puzzled look, which soon darkened into a frown.
“What is all this?” he asked, looking up.
His aspect was not promising. Nevertheless it was necessary for some one to speak, and Game therefore blurted out, “We don’t think Riddell will make a good captain, sir, and—” and here stopped.