PUTIN IS STALIN IN THE BODY - Рыбаченко Олег Павлович 11 стр.


  In the beginning well it all worked. Saddam Hussein was overthrown in three weeks with almost no losses. And then what happened?

  Trump is logical noticed that not should disband the army and police of Saddam, and followed by putting into senior positions the people, to crush the feeble resistance by the local.

  Trump also in a personal conversation Medvedev expressed indignation about Afghanistan. At first, the Americans were very clever there. And smashed the Mujahideen almost lossless, local hands and bombing.

  For some time, the Taliban did not even lead an active guerrilla war. So why did they begin to introduce ground troops to Afghanistan? One of their transfer to a distance line to Kulick was worth. But the Taliban could also be restrained by the hands of local forces. And only one bombing to be limited. Still need to investigate who suggested such a stupid idea Bush and Obama and judge them.

  He would trump of course this would never be bought. And he didn't make the same mistake.

  Medvedev according to nodded and observed.

  In Afghanistan, too, to enter the army should not have. It was necessary to fight the local army, and support the air force. We made a big mistake by using ground forces there.

  Trump is logically noticed:

  - Well, in Russia people were never pitied. Are we Americans like that? To expose their soldiers under the slaughter? It's not our mentality. Of course, we will judge Obama and Bush for this. It is important for us not to step on the same rake. How to solve the problem of Assad in Syria?

  Medvedev replied with a smile:

  - We need a President who would suit both Russia and the US. And when such a person is found, the problem of Syria will be solved!

  Trump confidently said:

   - Such a person already exists!

   . CHAPTER 5.

  Stella even flashed her eyes like an ambulance lights:

  - After we with a cry of Banzai, your will wrest the Kuril Islands, grab midnight the whole region! The neighbors we will show strength!

  Stalin-Putin again thought about Japan. Almost a hundred million population (with colonies even more!), a very impressive power you can throw at US, and strangle him like an octopus's arms.

  And while the galley, she's so small against the huge battleship as the ship of the enemy, stuck to fairly low for such a colossus Board. The girls threw at her hooks and Velcro, and then began to jump on spikey deck, flickering bare, pink, girlish heels. However, in contact with the barbed surface of the girls involuntarily screamed, but not slowed its pace. Stalin-Putin, waking up from thought, he rushed to help the boarders. And them on meeting gravitated goat cockroaches.

  The girls knocked with them, times cockroach goats short, but very fast strokes.

  Stalin-Putin of the first opponent, secanul a curve scimitar with such force that his scoop was cut, and the horned head flew off meters so on twenty. Captain-President roared:

  - I open as in football, the score-the performance will be higher!

  And confirmation of the words of Stalin-Putin another cockroach-goat collapsed cut in half. Then the mill and the head of the third goat flew to the right.

  A warrior Stella meanwhile, as hard as he drove his goat-vis bare legs hurt in the groin. After what sang:

  - How beautiful the world would be if it wasn't ruined by men! Strong as a rock our team-we are forever United with the Motherland!

  Stalin-Putin then agreed:

  - Yes of course, when we are United-we are invincible! Although there is a nuance and difference between, unite and huddle together!

  Golden-haired girl that were cut just to the left of the captain-President, as I did my cockroach of a goat. She was very nice and not as big as the other girls, but she moved even faster than them. If Stalin-Putin, simply bought these brute force and was crushing opponents as stick in the hands of the young boys nettle, then this thin, almost fragile warrior of solidity. Here, for example, graceful sweep, and the opponent falls on his own ladle.

   Stalin-Putin was surprised, it turns out it is ridiculous at first glance, the weapon is not so harmless, with a cockroach-goat began to peel the skin, and literally fried alive.

  Stella to intercept the confused look of the captain-the President consoled:

  - For us, one touch is not enough, you need to hold such a scoop for a long time, and so it will be just a burn.

  Stalin-Putin was angry at himself, he almost got scared, and rushed to the cockroach goats with such rage that only wool, horns and blood flew in different directions.

  Here is one of the creatures from the kick soared as high that the upper part of the goat-cockroach appeared in the mouth of the pipe. And then finally pushed really black smoke.

  Stella growled.:

  - We've goat-the tramps don't look! In the meantime, just fry and eat!

  The battle had already passed to the galley, the goats retreated, but from time to time their scoops touched, stomachs, or hands of the girls. Also bare heels, very red, and even some of the warriors were covered with small blisters, as if they were fighting on hot coals. Several times goats cockroaches managed to get a scoop and Stalin-Putin, on felt only an easy push. True feet boots, have become hot, although not as painful, such as these warriors. Stalin-Putin was surprised:

  - And why are you so cold, fighting barefoot, and don't you hurt my head to tread soles on these terrible tongue, so thick uchikawa deck?

  Golden-haired thin girl, striking another monster, said:

  - We vowed to endure the cold, deprivation and not to wear any shoes until the bodies of our men are released from the underworld. Once their flesh is suffering, hence our need not to enjoy!

  Stella added.:

  - It's also a good tempering! That's why we girls never get sick, and so on young look, although I already exchanged second a hundred years!

  Stalin-Putin whistled:

  - Unbelievable! You traded the second hundred years! Wow! Although a kiss from the lips only prettier!

  Stella shook her head.:

  - Petting with men is forbidden. The only thing that can be done is women children, but only that we do not feel pleasure at the same time!

  Stalin-Putin from these words was furious even more. The expense of them killed the cockroaches-the goats had already gone on third dozen, and most of his are pretty splattered their toxic green blood.

  Captain-President barked:

  - A woman should have fun in the first place with men. Otherwise, what she is a woman!

  Stella in one fell swoop cut down three goat cockroaches, said:

  - For us the greatest pleasure is to kill enemies!

  Many of the girls on the bodies was and the bruises and the burns, but killed to death among females, the Vikings have not yet been. Stalin-Putin, slyly grinning, said:

   German warrior from the pain of not moaning!

  Stella objected harshly.:

   We're not Germans! We are descendants of Etruscans!

  Stalin-Putin himself, putting his foot goat cockroach in the groin agreed:

  - May you be descendants of the Etruscans! From change composed the sum doesn't change.

  Stella laid another creature, sighed:

   Unfortunately we were taught to subtract and divide!

  Stalin-Putin, in response, growled, they almost cleared the galley, but to captain the führer snatched a real Troll, only with a carrot for a nose. He was kept in the hands of the ladles, and the most real of the pan, which was handled very deftly. Putin-Stalin fought him off even with some difficulty. That same trolls in all fairy tales are considered the most malicious and tenacious creatures. Stella continued to fight with cockroach goats, and even redoubled its efforts, said:

  - It's one of those things that's been eating our men. So and kill her should the man.

  Stalin-Putin nodded willingly:

  - Man so man! Not all women sow death!

  Troll sarcastically barked:

   You the man, give you zilch and not a man anymore!

  Stalin-Putin growled in response:

  - Yes, you piece of shit!

  I almost got hit in the head with a frying pan. Then Stalin-Putin suddenly hit the point of his boot under his knee, the Troll, and simultaneously attacked from two swords to dispel the creature's attention. And passed and Troll, gasping for a moment, lost speed. Stalin-Putin took advantage of this and held a "mill", to demolish the head really failed to cut the clavicle of the creature... That was a success, after which the right hand of the Troll lost mobility. The captain-President, continuing, attack, he was acting like Tyson in his youth - commercially and without a pause for rest, not allowing the enemy to recover and how to protect themselves. Here flew the severed hand of the Troll. The girls, flickering bare legs, barely had time to bounce, although one of them still badly burned bare heel, and limped. But two cockroach-goat embarked on her instantly evaporated.

  The Troll hissed:

  - Here's to you, the same thing will happen!

  Stalin-Putin flashed his teeth:

  - Shit goes to shit, man to man!

  The Troll suddenly threw in the captain-President of the pan, and ran away! Stalin-Putin, however, assumed something similar and did not even beat, but only slightly shifted to the side and launched his scimitar after the adversary. The Troll ran and sang:

  - Not gonna get us! We're lost!

  And so calmed down, punched through the scimitar, the tip embedded itself in the back got out through the chest, but still finished in the appendage of the cockroach-goat. Stalin-Putin has noticed:

  - It's easier to squeeze water out of the sand than to succeed a coward! Fear is like a reverse telescope, in spite of the big eyes, any star are made null and void!

  Stella yelled at him.:

  Pick a scimitar. Otherwise...

  Stalin-Putin rushed to his arms. Of course, Stella's right, in ancient times to lose the shield was considered a shame, or behind the shield, or on the shield. But the sword is doubly shameful. But still to fight with one scimitar is not particularly convenient. Here for the first time and got the scoop on the cheek. Unpleasant slap for the President, even the cheek burned. Stalin-Putin however, immediately punished the offender, so he gave... and flew scraps:

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