Tamp is the savior of mankind
ANNOTATION
On the planet Earth, the elves invade and occupy it. President Donald Trump becomes a jester in the harem of the goddess. But fate gives him a chance to get closer to Almighty.
. PROLOGUE
Planet Earth, like a crystal, blue ball smoothly runs in orbit. She looks so helpless and touching. A representative of the race of elves, richly dressed Bernard Jed, pointed the arrow of the monitor on the image of the human cradle.
Thinly propilikal:
- This is a new world where unhappy, humiliated creatures live! Our task is to take them under the protection!
The girl so similar to the earth, only with pointed ears characteristic for the elven race, in rich clothes and with earrings in her ears, rang out in a thin voice:
"People are ruining each other." This is their greatest tragedy. We should make them happy with our patronage.
A brooch from an unknown metal, elves flashed on the hair, representatives of the ancient cosmic civilization. Bright pebbles shone in the brooch. Dominated silver and blue, which was a symbol of a light elf from the population of Luciferstan.
Another girl with brooches adorned with scarlet, like rubies, only with even more beautiful and bright stones - the sign of the dark elf noticed:
- Such aggressive races rarely voluntarily go under the protection. They usually have to force this force.
The third girl is also beautiful, like the others, but with hair in the form of petals of flowers, and a brooch with bright green metal - the forest elf said:
"We won more powerful in technological, and especially magically, race than earthlings. And if they give up the help they have extended, then we will simply conquer them!
And three girls in the rank of marshal chorused their hands up!
Bernard Zhed, elf magister, more like a face with magnificent hair on a girl, and different from the girls only figure and costume, tender voice said:
- We will try to talk with people as much as possible responsibly and humanely. But in case of failure, for the sake of the good of mankind, violence is applicable:
Three elves chorused:
"Come with us Magoplasma!"
After that, the first one threw up a light-colored elf's shining blue color:
- Marshal Angel is ready in the quasar!
The second raised her hand, a dark elf shining with scarlet color:
"Marshal Beson is ready in the pulsar!"
The third raised her hand, an elven tree shining with emerald color:
- Marshal Chaschev is ready in the photon!
For a moment the hall was lit by a bright flash. And there was an image of a woman of fairy beauty, in gold armor, not hiding, but only emphasizing its charms. Armor over were painted: stones sparkling brighter and more beautiful than earthly jewels, different colors, which can not find an analogue on earth, and amazes with its richest range. Hair written beauty glittered with all the colors of the rainbow, and seven brooches, struck
elegance and subtlety of work.
The girl appeared impressed with the marvelous perfection of her unique beauty.
Standing in the ranks of the elves and elfiks, they shook the muggers and exclaimed in chorus:
- Greetings to you the Goddess Affa!
The deity with a radiant smile on his face answered loudly:
- I am also glad to welcome my people! Your army, I hope, is ready for the next conquest?
Elves and elf in chorus answered:
- With us Hypermagoplasma, and the strength of our ancestors!
Affa answered stiffly:
"So subdue this sublunary world!"
. CHAPTER? 1
The appearance behind the orbit of Pluto of drop-shaped starships, became the biggest news on planet Earth. Astrophysicist Sergei Leonov first saw the canopy constructed in strict geometric form the ships of the elves.
Sergei did not know yet that they were brothers in reason, but he was so impressed that he overturned a glass of tomato juice. Then he rushed headlong into the bathroom. There bald head bashfully rammed a mirror. From above sprinkled expensive costume jewelry and a large bank of expensive French in spirit, shmyaknulas, professorial bald head. On the spilled spilled spirit, mixing blood with perfume. How the stung astrophysicist howled.
The professor's wife came running from the kitchen with a rolling pin and warmed her unlucky peasant over the long-suffering head. The lady yelled:
"How dare you, smash my spirits a beast ..."
The professor was startled in fright:
- I have seen...
The woman fucked again on the broken bald head and panted:
"You did not see anything!" Pull yourself out, blindfolding the zenks! What you created deserves a guillotine!
The professor groaned heavily:
"I need to call the institute ... It's a sensation!"
- That's when the light for non-payment will be turned off, you will have a sensation! "Your wife threatened." But graciously allowed to go to the old telephone and dial the number.
After that, though Sergei suffered, but immediately turned out to be a worldwide celebrity.
Now the news of rapidly approaching subjects a few kilometers in diameter each became a sensation. The whole planet literally zaburlila.
The situation in the world was extremely tense. Wars raged. The Russian army fought in Syria, Iraq and Afghanistan, and also in the North Caucasus, not wishing to fade the Middle East. The Americans temporarily withdrew their troops and stopped interfering in the situation around the world. So now it was Russia that began to fight in many hot regions.
Defense spending in Russia has grown proportionately, while the United States has been engaged in domestic affairs and the economy, in fact, not using weapons abroad.
Economic difficulties created the growth of Islamism in the North Caucasus, and further burdened the economy with defense spending. Although it seems easier to live without the US, but playing the role of a world policeman is a big burden. In addition, the Russian president was seriously ill, and without him everything went wrong.
The second term of Trump was coming to an end, the US economy was on a big rise, the newest technologies were developing. There was talk of a third term, but this was still talk. Russia has significantly increased its influence in the world, as well as the strength and combat potential of the army, but it cost a lot to the people - all have tightened their belts and taxes have grown.
Nevertheless, a settlement with nuclear missiles was established on the Moon, which became a symbol of the prestige of the great state.
But in America there was growing discontent with passive foreign policy, especially in the circles of the elite. Although the United States, having transferred the role of the world police Russia, only benefited, including in terms of security, and the Muslims simply ceased to be allowed into their territory.
But the great empire also wanted everyone to bend and build. So it is with all the powers.
But while the world remains with its problems ... And here the aliens are brothers in reason! Wow!
In the human cities, mass jubilation began. At last the century-old dream of mankind has come true: a meeting with a reasonable form of life. How else? After all, they are brothers in reason, and the older ones, since they managed to reach the Earth. Maybe they can put things in order on this long-suffering planet? Or to give people something new and beautiful?
In any case, the faith in the aliens is strong. In Russia, which became a hegemonic country, the Security Council met. The President sat with difficulty in his chair, twisting his head. Secretary of the Security Council Marshal Vasily Ovcharov spoke.
He spoke slightly hysterically, as if barking:
"We must immediately conduct all military measures and be ready to destroy the enemy with one stroke of nuclear weapons!"
The Minister of Defense, Tatyana Markova, was more cautious:
- Since the aliens managed to reach us, having overcome unimaginable distances, their science stands much higher than the terrestrial one. And taking up war with them, we can render as savages, that the T-110 tank attacks with stone axes.
This statement aroused the approval of the president, who raised his head and looked at everyone with a tired look. There was an outwardly weak, but menacing voice for the whole world, shifting at once armada of tanks, airplanes, ships and precision missiles capable of reaching anywhere on the globe.
"Brothers came to us in reason." They should organize a worthy meeting, regardless of their intentions. And just in case, prepare a nuclear arsenal for use.
Prime Minister Shchukin promised:
"Mr. President, we will do everything right." Let us have little time. While we try to go out with the aliens to communicate.
President slowly with difficulty, pronouncing the words, said:
- And no provocations. Even if the aliens came with an evil purpose, we should not open fire first!
It's hard when you're getting old. The last months of the term are already expiring, and you have not yet decided on the successor.
And now they came from the sky ... Maybe it was interesting to ask the aliens for an elixir of eternal youth, something that will help to return the years. And not so immediately rush into the bloody slaughterhouse with a technologically superior enemy.
Starships of the elven fleet quickly reached the target, and were suspended in the orbit of the planet Earth at an altitude of ten thousand kilometers, which now became visible to the naked eye. Three hundred and thirty-three spaceships, The impressive sizes are located along the surface. They looked like droplets, or blue whales, streamlined shape, nimble and nimble despite the size.
Starships elves moved, as if devoid of inertia, then disappeared, then the opposite arose in the sky. They made a strong impression on the air defense service. The Russian military was extremely nervous. They encountered something inexplicable, and all the inexplicable scares, even the hardened warriors. It's one thing to have an acquaintance and, even more so, a previously battered enemy, and another thing is with someone you do not know, but who does not show great strength.
But while the elves behaved peacefully. The Russian president delivered a short message to the nation and planet Earth, if already the chief police officer of Russia, and Trump demonstratively ignores.