Trump is the savior of mankind - Рыбаченко Олег Павлович 5 стр.


   - I will not!

   The girl and the Elf family, getting rid of their clothes, attacked Trump. A bunch of naked bodies intertwined, and voluptuous cries and sighs were heard. Everything became good especially for Trump.

   But, for example, Russian Marshal Ovcharov was not at all to laugh. The last bulwark of Russian defense stormed, just cracked down on the Chinese chairman Beson. Black alefica tread on jewelry jewelry, which turned the Russian soldiers.

   I entered the hall. Marshal Ovcharov and his generals opened fire on a spinning maid of machine guns, pistols, and other types of guns. The marshal even had a pocket, the world's first blaster. That is, radiation weapons of individual action.

   Diamond beads rained down on Beson and the other elves. She literally fell asleep rain of jewelry. The sorceress of the dark forces looked at people with contempt. They wanted to hit it with the help of human weapons. Yes, they elves have long been already in the primary classes of the kindergarten. And what could these little people come up with.

   The warriors of Russia turned to figurines, and froze. There was only one Marshal of the Ovcharov left. How to say the last, and for a snack.

   Beson grinned with a caress and asked:

   "What should I turn you into?"

   The Marshal replied sternly:

   - You are strong with your hellish magic ... And why are you standing in a fair fight? Can you show me the class ...

   Beson grinned.

   "Do you want an honest fight with me?" Excellent! Let's have fun!

   Elfika instantly arose in her proud nakedness. So she looked even more beautiful and seductive than when she was strewn with jewels.

  Her body is perfectly and impeccably measured by earthly standards. The nipples of the breasts are bright scarlet, and very seductive, and the clean skin is golden-olive. She is a marshal girl, she is very beautiful, although she is almost three hundred centuries old. But while the girl is fresh and clean like a daisy. Immortal elves, live, do not age very long ten millennia, but even their lives come to an end.

   But Besone still a lot of ten millennia to the end. She is cheerful and energetic and has not yet had enough of life. Now, having remained naked in front of an unfamiliar man, and even an enemy, she felt a spiritual uplift in herself. As it's great and turns you on.

   Hand-to-hand combat as it winds!

   Elfika and a large marshal of almost the same height, Beson, even a little lower and thinner. Marshal Ovcharov had a black belt in karate and was considered a famous fighter. Therefore he moved with fierce hatred and moved to the naked devil.

   But the one has so much experience, and the main advantage in speed. Beson made Ovcharov miss and by inertia fly forward. Marshal flopped, but immediately jumped up.

   And barefoot fingers Elfiski grabbed his nose and squeezed like a mite.

   Ovcharov screamed desperately, and was tempted to hit the tendon. He did it, but the elves have stronger muscles. The leg of the girl withstood the blow, and the nose of the marshal turned into a plum.

   But Beson let him go, and, with a wink, blurted out:

   "Come on, attack me!"

   The shepherd tried a desperate assault, but ran into a naked, girl's heel in the chest. Tychok knocked his breath, and the marshal fell, unable to hold convulsions.

   Beson helped the marshal to get up, and thrust his naked breast into his face. Ovcharov's lips touched the scarlet nipple and felt all his sweetness. It's delicious to feel the body of an eternally young elf. And the marshal was stupefied by such similarity.

   Again attempt of impact. The marshal's elf did not even dodge. It's interesting when the fist of the black belt on the carriage will move you across the face. The bodies of the elves are much stronger than human ones, and for Besona this is just an easy massage.

   And the battle continues. Ovcharov attacks, and lets in the solar plexus knee. Another blow and the Russian marshal breaks the right-hand unit that has substituted the block.

   The dark elf chuckled and said:

   "Man is a pathetic creature!"

   Ovcharov responded:

   - No! This man sounds proudly!

   The elf grabbed the marshal by the hair and tilted his head to the grotto of Venus, saying:

   "If you'll lick me a tigress, I'll keep your identity."

   Ovcharov bit back the elf for the most sensitive place. The girl screamed and threw the marshal away. She was beyond all bounds of anger. The warrior roared deafeningly:

   "I wanted to make you my brooch, now you'll be a night pot for slaves."

   And the Marshal Elf read the spell. In place of a man, a golden, night pot indeed arose. Elves loved gold, and even servants used it. And so Ovcharov's career ended. But at least he managed to hurt the marshal-elf.

   Beson said with fury:

   - It is a pity that we are elves are so perfect that we do not cope with the need. Otherwise, I would find you despicable to drink to the end a bowl of humiliation and shame. But let's see what - you will feel when you will urinate slaves.

   The elf-general shyly asked:

   "Is a night pot capable of feeling?"

   Beson smiled ominously.

   - In this case, I tried to keep his personality. He will feel everything, but nothing is able to say and do!

   A sensual light elven girl cried:

   - It's a pity! How cruel it is!

   Beson giggled, struck the golden pot with her elegant, bare foot, sang:

   - I got caught, which bite!

   Alas, the fate of the Russian marshal was unenviable: the last of the military survived the humiliating transformation. The planet Earth was conquered quickly and practically without losses. The planet that the elves visited more than once was captured.

   Beson is certainly a bitch, but it was she who staged a safari during the Battle of Stalingrad and began to shoot down German planes, primarily the dive bombers ХЕ-177. The Germans then thought that this machine is defective, but in fact the dark elf was entertained. I shot down hundreds of German cars with magical, invisible arrows, and to the Soviet units that heroically defended Stalingrad, there were fewer enemies and it's easier to fight back.

   By its merits, Beson has earned herself the star of the hero of the USSR, but ... She could just as well shoot down Soviet aircraft. She still had

   whom to shoot down, and whom to destroy. Lucky then Russian.

  But in fact in the forty-first year, in June, several elves just helped the fascists achieve major successes. And also not on purpose - having fun. And the other in the meantime, in the winter of 1941, gave the Nazis a strong light near Moscow.

   In general, on land, many amazing events occurred due to the intervention of elves. That's why Genghis Khan conquered China, although how much of that Mongolia? And the Chinese army is not only numerous, but beautifully armed with rockets, guns, flamethrowers. Well, Genghis Khan did not have the slightest chance against China.

   However, the elves intervened and killed the more numerous Chinese army. Too entertaining, chose a more interesting goal. They helped to defeat Byzantium Arabs, and Napoleon to seize Europe. But then they ruined the same Napoleon.

   Many things in the world of people have made a wonderful elf. But now they have decided: it will be enough for mankind to develop independently. Let them switch over to full control.

   But how else can this be done, not through violence. Of a hundred people, only seven, the most calm and kind avoided the transformation. Destroyed the roots of human aggression, the elves left in the quality of servants of hopeless pacifists. And now the human turned out to be incapable of resistance.

   Only one Trump was the last bastion of human ability to violence and abuse.

   Now he was making love to the elf. But his strength was clearly not enough for everyone and the billionaire president died.

   And then appeared Affa, the most beautiful of the goddesses. She, smiling radiantly, offered Trump:

   "You're a funny cutie, and the only one who managed to resist us."

   The billionaire president frowned and said:

   - Yes he could podpalit elfichkam heel! And I'm proud of it!

   Affa then suggested to Trump:

   "Let me be your personal servant." Keep your consciousness, and you can, like other elves live tens of thousands of years!

   The billionaire president, frowning, asked:

   - And eternal youth?

   The goddess confidently replied:

   - And it will be! But first, be a bit like that, as there is an old man. I'm already fed up with my always young, servant-like servants. And you're an old-fashioned pussy, so unusual and funny. But do not worry, you'll feel good all the time.

   Trump could not resist the vulgar remark:

   "And then you'll extend the dignity to me!"

   Affa nodded, answering:

   - It's by itself! More fun I will deliver!

   Trump wittily remarked:

   -In chess, time trouble at the end of the game, in politics from the very first step!

   The goddess, who is very familiar with the oldest game, replied:

   - In chess, they do not take moves back, politicians do it at every turn!

   And then Affa corrected Trump. "But you will not have a time trouble." There is a lot of time ahead of us. You can enjoy almost eternal happiness with me. I will reveal to you the abyss of the cosmic empire, where the elves and many other peoples live. And you will like it with us.

   In response, the enthusiastic Trump picked up a rather heavy stomach (in elves such ugliness is unthinkable) and sang;

   From the beauty I want, in happiness to live,

   To God gave good luck a little!

   And together with a nice evening wandering around,

   Do not just alarm us!

   Under your feet are mugs,

   Broke the flower odorless, yellow-red!

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