- Here! Here! - The demon in the form of an inomiryanin giggled. - Here I it support, unnatural that is criminal!
The Satan nodded and replaced the look again. This time he became the real Heracles, in an attire of the soldier of Sparta. Also exclaimed:
- Well! Let's dare reason!
In laboratory all suddenly was very quickly started turning. And Lucifer suddenly appeared near the housemaid Anyuta. The girl serving them, considerably got prettier and it was dressed in the most magnificent, though a dress, a little old-fashioned with abundance of diamonds. And her shoes high-heeled - it is marvelous, both on a style and on grace. Lucifer changed a little and became not so overloaded with muscles, having addressed in Apollo, but on maneuver of the Indian. However, features at the young man are far softer than sharp and with high cheek-bones physiognomies red-skinned. However, while the queen of an era of Baroque and the emperor of an underworld danced, the numerous formulas which are used up by scientists developed in harmonous system. And, scraps of paper were embodied in gold plates, and sketches by the handle or even a pencil, became laid out by rubies and emeralds.
And the demon cat complained:
- Well you too, could drive in the computer everything, and that just like savages that do not recognize progress!
There was one more little girl, beautiful, with juicy chocolate suntan. At the same time it nevertheless had some similarity to Voland's girlfriend, namely graceful canines in a mouth. Though vampires are usually represented very pale as chalk, and is the blonde directly from the Canary Islands. From all clothes on it, only necklaces and a beads on hips and circles, and also gold bracelets in pebbles on ankles, and wrists. And in hair a hairpin, with stones unknown to science which are far more more beautiful and are brighter than any, purest and polished diamonds.
The girl vampire carefully went the barefoot, but very fine-molded and harmonious legs, and on her traces were dismissed extraordinary picturesque and caressing a look flowers. Petals, the flowers ascending in the eyes, had difficult, with a set of colors and shades, constantly changing drawings. And the little girl attracted man's all eyes to herself and even demons literally devoured her with eyes.
The Lucifer, having divided into the next form, presented to ladies professors:
- This is the goddess Venus! She agrees it is beautiful!
Marat was surprised:
- And with the vampire's canines?
The Lucifer with sad tone explained:
- The real goddess or more precisely the Very demon Venus, was imprisoned in gloom bonds soon after Christ's revival. Alas, it is replaced now by other demon. My best colleagues in a dark chasm, but not in hell with me. In the place where cry also a gnashing of teeth!
Marat nodded and remembered:
- Yes, there is such chasm in which demons did not want. And it is similar not Hades. From Hades there was also a word hell.
The demon in a black helmet pensively noticed:
- In hell or Valgatle it is much better for people, than on the earth ... Gehenna the original place of tortures, and in the Bible speak about it how the place of an eternal flame!
Timoshishin tried will not agree:
- And in a prichta about Bogache and Lazar?
The Lucifer explained:
- It is allegory. It is unlikely paradise, seemed paradise if from it righteous persons saw torments of sinners in fire Gehenna. Especially those who were dear to them on Earth.
The girl demon, the acting as the goddess Venus, offered:
- The toast for prosperity of hell can?
The Lucifer shook a hand and all had in hands carved cups turned from whole diamond. In them the wine which is strongly looking like blood lapped. However aroma more than pleasant. Probably so any perfumery cannot flavor with such warmth.
The Lucifer said enthusiastic tone a toast:
- Yes to address, all universe to hell!
Three people and demons tasted cups. Taste of a look was more sweet and more pleasant than a water-ice, and in it the degree was not felt. But the mood at all rose and work went more cheerfully.
One of four-eyes graduate students glanced to them and right there jumped aside: its points were scattered on a swarm of multi-colored butterflies, and Lucifer furiously bellowed:
- Well and the fop - could not hide laser correction!
The goddess Venus maliciously grinning offered:
- Want I it I will correct?
The spirit of a sin answered with a grin:
- Yes this so anxious guy ... Recover to it soul ...
And the girl vampire disappeared ... And Lucifer clasped Anyuta in arms. The young man Apollo and, the housemaid who became fantastically beautiful as also without hints on shame at them the love is wonderful ... But unless other also should be expected from a devil ... One its part blisses out, and another, just directs the project - builds a portal. Seeing that both professors too are distracted by an erotic scene, the greatest of a demonov covered it with a golden whirlwind.
The device capable to reproduce a portal and to carry out zero transition, actively was under construction. It also externally looked consisting of a set, multilayered crystals. And in each crystal this or that element worked.
The laboratory repeatedly increased in sizes. As if they appeared in a spaceship belly. And someone arrived to help. The young man with magnificent whiskers, in a civil suit, and big shoulders. Timoshishin saw in him a certain similarity to Albert Einstein, but that was not such healthy and beautiful. Nevertheless help was very much even pertinent. The new talent prompted them a number of earlier not finished formulas.
The Lucifer who carried out research works in shape of the punk teenager noticed:
- Nevertheless the colleague, your theory of delay time at speed approaching light - did not find practical confirmation!
Athletically put, Einstein on it noticed:
- And what in general proves existence of hell?
The Satan answered:
- Matter and energy are capable to arise, and space capacity very relative. Hell is not big at first sight in sizes, but it is possible to push some of in it the Universes seen by us ...
The Lucifer splashed rivets of the jacket - several heavy, gold chervonets which broke up small butonchik, silvery forget-me-nots fell.
Become on flesh the young athlete, Einstein, looking with a white teeth smile, answered:
- I do not know, even ... I thought that I deserved a purgatory or even to paradise at once ... But, as not given rise from above, it appeared in an underworld. And most of all I surprised that the Satan is interested in science and physics?
The Lucifer replaced shape with an image of more mature young man in an ancient Roman toga, with a gold laurel wreath on the head, and logically noticed:
- Do not know I physics, there would be no hell ... The universe where people find what was not enough for them on Earth ...
Marat on it grinned and was curious:
- And Hitler what there received?
The Lucifer let out a fireball from the right eye and logically answered:
- And it is a secret! In hell there are a lot of those who would like to cut to the Fuhrer a throat. Including also Stalin. It is amusing to reduce them together!
Marat, being curious, asked:
- And as a result there was a fight?
The Lucifer indulgently grinned:
- No! They quickly enough got on. But Hitler very much liked to prove that he lost World War II incidentally and if he did not stop army near Dyuker - everything would be on other!
Marat noted:
- If Britain dropped out of the war, then chances at friyets would appear. Especially considering their opportunity in this case to receive raw materials from Africa, and also to use the Arab and European divisions on fronts. At reasonable policy in occupied territories, the USSR gradually could lose war of attrition!
Timoshishin doubted it:
- You so think?
Marat surely noticed:
- Potential of economy of Europe, and the occupied Soviet territories is three-four times higher than what remained at the USSR. Human resources of Germany are lower, but not much more. If to add satellites and a feature to form foreign divisions, and also Khiva, then ... And human resources on the party of the Third Reich. And there and ...
The Lucifer interrupted professors and replaced the good-natured shape with much more terrible:
- Enough! From different AI at people, feels sick! Especially wore out a subject of World War II and everyone popadanets there. Let's finish development of portal movement better!
Marat asked the Satan quite natural question:
- And why it to you?
The Lucifer answered with soft tone:
- And when the government gives this or that task to scientists, they surely have to ask what for?
Marat logically noticed:
- If it is scientists from capital letter, and people responsible, to surely have to ask!
The heavy pause followed. However, work did not stop. Einstein, despite all enthusiasm for process, noticed:
- Know I about Hiroshima and Nagasaki never would write the letter on need to develop a nuclear bomb to Roosevelt!
Marat on it noticed:
- In general the main responsible for the project in Manhattan is the German physics of Dibro. It, having run away into America, told everything that Hitler already gave the order to create an atomic bomb. Though the Fuhrer learned about the possibility of nuclear reaction only in the summer of 1942. It is possible to add that without the American initiative, all the same atomic bomb appeared for at most twenty years later ...
- And in the USSR! - Timoshishin added.
Einstein pomorshchit the young, nice face and having hastily crossed, cautiously glancing at the same time at the Satan, murmured:
- Then glory to the Creator ... Could be worse!
The Lucifer seeing confusion of the ingenious physicist, calmed him:
- I to nobody and forbade never to be christened. The cross is a symbol of many pagan cults. - The son of a dawn melodiously burst out laughing and added. - I in general am surprised why many consider as if angels oppositionists are frightened an incense, or holy water?