- Woof! Woof! Woof! Kukareku! I mop you up! He walked on all fours, scratching his ear with his foot. Left alone, Hitler climbed onto the table and thought about it, began to talk to himself:
- I am surrounded by bastards and cretins! They are all cowards! Low vile panties every one and insidious sycophants. Oh my God what idiot I am surrounded! Conquer all of Europe, raise your nation from its knees, and ultimately remain in complete solitude.
But honestly speaking, he is a great ruler of Hitler. Only eight years of government, and the country destroyed by the crisis has not only been restored, but raised to unprecedented heights. The industry has grown by more than three, and with the conquered peoples and countries as much as six and a half times compared with 1932. Russian for one Finnish war put a lot more soldiers than he Hitler captured the whole of Europe. Such a triumph the speed of conquest, which would envy Napoleon, Genghis Khan, Alexander the Great. His name is booming around the world. And there is only one person before whom he - Adolph is in awe! Stalin - the son of a Russian nobleman Przewalski and a simple Georgian peasant woman! Not a Jew, but very capable, by cunning and deceit, to give odds to any Jew. Stalin is a fool, of course, in order to allow Hitler to conquer Britain and Africa, he will sow a backstab in the Third Reich. In any case, He - Hitler there would have acted in his place!
Alas, Goering is not born a leader, and does not understand basic things. He, therefore, the Führer, therefore appointed Goering as his successor, because by virtue of the near mind of a hog, he is perfectly safe as a conspirator. There is always the danger that a successor announced by you will want to speed up the process and kill you. Here he is Hitler only a few years older than Goering. Unlike a hog, does not smoke, does not drink, does not overeat, watching for weight. But the thick live less. It is unlikely that Goering will be able, you will not experience a force majeure to survive the Fuhrer. So this is the successor, so for the odds. Another type of Goebbels. In propaganda, just an ass, his services to the party are enormous. Pretty cultured, educated, brave, but weak! Can the Führer of a great nation be almost a dwarf and a cripple? True, Hitler himself is only 166 cm, even slightly below average and by no means a hero. When he studied in village schools, he was a daredevil and a ringleader. But here in the gymnasium he was beaten and humiliated by stronger students.
And for the boy, who was initially imbued with the awareness of his exclusivity, it was very painful. He was not evil since childhood, even now he sometimes gets scared by the flow of blood and his atrocities. Right now, he led to his entourage like the last fool. How it was affected by the injection of anphytamines. And also the desire to hide ostentatious swagger, their own helplessness and vulnerability. Yes, he understood that he was behaving badly, but the devil was squeaking in his head. Be a tyrant, crush everyone and crush! Be a cruel despot! You are the Führer, you are God, you must mock everyone. And what if you create a new religion and your Trinity, the head of which could be the Führer. How to say science develops. and scientists of the Third Reich and other conquered countries can at least make him immortal. In any case, the magicians promised to find a potion that returns youth.
Then Oleg Rybachenko woke up, a drop of rain fell on his face. The boy jumped up.
It was already completely dark, and there was a warm, judging by the climate, Ukrainian night.
Margarita woke up a little earlier and sat on his haunches. The summer rain intensified, and the children hurried to hide under the tree.
The heads had already stopped spinning and Oleg said vaguely:
- Well, how?
Margarita delightedly replied:
- You're just a genius!
Rybachenko pouted himself a wide chest and proudly said:
- What did you think! My machine works!
The girl exclaimed indignantly:
- Yes, it would be better if she did ... did not exist! What will we do now?
Oleg shook water from his hair and sincerely replied:
- And what usually do people like in this situation? We will perform feats!
The boy fumbled in his pocket and exclaimed indignantly:
- Yes, I dropped the gun ... But I will make nothing for myself a new one!
Margarita indignantly uttered:
- Yes, do ... Here you are not the twenty-first century! Try it out of the tree to craft a starship!
Oleg roared hard in response:
- Now is not the Middle Ages! What to do, then I will do it! And in general, we now popadantsy, and it sounds good!
The girl answered with admiration:
- Yes, of course, the trappers! But unlike a fairy tale, everything is more severe and much more prosaic!
The boy-wunderkind confidently stated in an ironic form:
- The fact that the light of the doctrine, in winter and spring ... I say without exception to all the evil forest!
Margarita approvingly confirmed:
- Yes, a sense of humor has not left you! And this may be the main thing!
Oleg Rybachenko replied in a poster with The girl burst out laughing ... And the summer rain intensified. The tree covered from the jets is very bad. The guys soon got soaked to the skin. And to dry it where.
Rain, however, suddenly stopped, blew a cool breeze. To keep warm children moved through the woods. Dear sneakers squished, and Oleg took them off, as well as the socks left barefoot.
Margarita, frightened, remarked:
- You're so cold!
The boy confidently stated:
- I never had a cold! In general, walking alone is a pleasure. Go and you! This is not Moscow, no one will turn a finger at his temple!
The girl shook her head:
- Feet in the dark beat! I'll interrupt somehow!
The guys moved through the night forest. Oleg went ahead: bare feet are light. And the fact that the bare sole feels every tubercle, bump, twig, even gives pleasure. The girl does not understand this, and is behind in his squishing sneakers. The boy comes back and tries to pick one:
- Do not let me! Soon we will go to the people!
Margarita capriciously exclaims:
- So and soon!
The girl is somewhat fat, perhaps full, and gets tired much faster than a sporting boy. But sneakers categorically refuses to remove.
- Not! In the forest barefoot do not go! Get the legs out!
The boy shook his head:
- Nonsense! How many I never bosychil not cut myself! And even in the autumn it"s great to wind up miles in the forest. Drop the pads and you will feel better!
The girl firmly objected:
- Not! I am not a beggar, but a noble family! You run like a jagger once you like it.
The boy frowned and roared:
- Have a sissy! And spank like a lady!
Margarita was silent ... It took several hours and already completely bloomed. Even the sun began to burn. Plump and not as sporty as Oleg the girl finally exhausted and sat down to rest. The more accustomed to the load the boy sat down next to her reluctantly. Scratched an itchy heel against the bark. I whistled:
- Yes, you're not Gerda!
Margarita responded by whining:
- I'm tired, I want to eat! Do you have any sausage left?
The boy fumbled through his pockets. He took out a bill of five hundred rubles, and fifty dollars, as well as a penny trifle and a cell phone with a miniature video camera. He frowned ...
In the other pocket was only a pack of gum. The kid took a wedge himself and offered Margarita. The girl refused:
- I have my own!
And also threw a piece in her mouth. But the gum hunger does not satisfy. Only whets your appetite. The children sat for a while, in silence. And then Margarita asked:
- Well, genius, how do you think feed us?
The boy confidently answered:
- Summer after all. Find mushrooms, berries, fish, light a fire ...
The girl grimaced and asked:
- Do you have a lighter?
Oleg confusedly answered:
- No, I do not smoke!
Margarita giggled, noticing:
- I, too ... But sometimes there are circumstances when bad habits are useful.
The boy nodded and remarked:
- I have a lighter at home ... But in Moscow I"m confused about it ...
The kid jerked and said emphatically:
- Rested and went on!
The girl reluctantly got up and sniffed.
- Let's go!
Young popadans again moved through the forest. Oleg to his shame did not really know how to navigate. And the children did not have a compass. So they specifically got lost. Well, that still summer and heat. And so not too scary. At the same time came across a glade of blueberries. We got on all fours and began to feast on the sweet berry.
Margarita, having satisfied initial hunger, laughed:
- You see you have a black mouth! You are like a purebred dog with character!
Oleg confidently answered:
- Do not perish! We hope, strong stomachs, and diarrhea will not pass!
The children ate berries and went on their way again. The sun has exceeded the zenith and it has become very hot. In sneakers, legs were cut, and Margarita finally decided to take them off. But with the habit of barefoot go very sharply. The girl stepped on a branch, oyknula and sat on a stump. I put on my shoes back and bellowed:
- Well, the forest is full of surprises!
The boy reluctantly confirmed:
- Of course ... This is not a resort! But there is some kind of charm ...
Walking through the forest, the girl asked Oleg:
- How would you help the Red Army?
The boy scratched his head and rationally replied: - I would ... I would offer them to start technology T-54. Such a tank could hasten the end of the second world war.