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DONALD TRUMP IN THE BODY OF NAPOLEON</p>
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ANNOTATION</p>
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The soul of the President of the United States of America, Donald trump, was transferred to the body of Napoleon Bonaparte on the first June 1, 1812. Now the American patriot number one will have to visit the skin of the great conquering Emperor.</p>
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America is a great country,</p>
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That gave the light, the progress of peoples…</p>
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You are God Almighty Dana,</p>
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For the Motherland, for glory, for freedom!</p>
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No not for nothing in the Russian age,</p>
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A Royal, great power…</p>
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There was a great man,</p>
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Conqueror of death, glory!</p>
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Bonaparte was a child of the Gods,</p>
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Wise guy with a three-cornered hat…</p>
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The villains drove the donkeys,</p>
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Struck with a sharp prick!</p>
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There is a great Destiny in it,</p>
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The genius embodied!</p>
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He's so smart,</p>
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And swing like a giant!</p>
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But he went to fight in Russia-</p>
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Ivan decided to conquer,</p>
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Valiant knight don't be a coward,</p>
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Beat basurman with a rush!</p>
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And the titans fought like this,</p>
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That swords rang like thunder,</p>
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Get the hangman in a Nickel,</p>
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We are not children from the cradle!</p>
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Borodino glorious battle,</p>
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The knights stood firm..</p>
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Paid for the robbery,</p>
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They were in a corpse pit!</p>
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Bonaparte fled from us,</p>
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Having lost the wagons, the army…</p>
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Got not an eyebrow, but an eye,</p>
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From the blood, it became slippery,</p>
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We reached Paris,</p>
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They finished feasting there…</p>
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Yes soldiers only pennies,</p>
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But the bullets were gone!</p>
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. CHAPTER 1</p>
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Beautiful Slavic girls with bare feet were vigorously dancing something brisk on the runway. President of the United States of America Donald trump arrived on may 1, 2021 on an official visit to the capital of Ukraine, Kiev. This was the first visit of the head of the world's most powerful power since the orange Maidan. </p>
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The tall and plump President of the United States, accompanied by security guards, did not hurry up to the podium. There was a may day parade with a demonstration of military equipment, and the latest military developments of the Ukrainian army. Girls danced in short skirts, and with bare, slender legs. President of Ukraine Vladimir Zelensky read an address to the people. </p>
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Things were not going well for the head of the us-allied state. The people are dissatisfied, the goals proclaimed by the orange revolution have not been achieved, the country is in crisis, and the world does not smell yet. The distribution of troops has been delayed and people are dying.</p>
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Therefore, the visit of the us President, the terrible trump, has high hopes, including for a Golden rain from America. </p>
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Here Donald trump rises to the podium, he stands next to the Ukrainian President, who seems so small against his background and begins to pour out eloquence... that, they say, what a great future awaits Ukraine in an Alliance with the United States and all that...</p>
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Suddenly, from the troops participating in the parade, a shot is heard. A fast-moving rocket took off from the armored personnel carrier. There was a deafening explosion, and clouds of black and yellow smoke, like demons escaping from the underworld, covered the stands where the heads of state stood: the United States and Ukraine…</p>
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Another page of history turned over with a splash of blood…</p>
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The spirit of the extraordinary and original Donald trump was moving away from the planet Earth. Now the former President of the United States felt an extraordinary lightness in the body, the absence of any pain, and most importantly, that the chronic fatigue that had accumulated over the years of the presidency, almost seventy-four years of life, had subsided.</p>
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Many people dream of power, especially over such a strong country as America, but do not understand what a responsibility it is, and what a strain of mental and physical strength it is to manage the country! </p>
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Now a blunt needle has come out of Donald trump's temple, and the US President is relieved. Moreover, the view around him was not so beautiful!</p>
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The splendor of the cosmos in a variety of bright colors. Previously invisible parts of the spectrum Shine in unique beauty. And everything is special, sublime and rich. Became visible a previously invisible to the eyes of the star.</p>
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As if in a vacuum, waves are floating, rolling in lambs, light streams are crossed. Why does a fabulous ornament appear in beauty? </p>
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Donald trump did not consider himself a great sinner, and was not too afraid of hell. As President of the United States, he tried to avoid shedding too much blood. Although I had to fight. But the active transfer of American troops to Afghanistan began under Bush Jr., and he inherited this war and then had to put pressure on the Taliban, and then fight with ISIL. The army was withdrawn from Iraq, but they soon regretted it. In Libya, when the performance of Arabs dissatisfied with the rule of the Gaddafi clan began, the United States pointedly kept on the sidelines and even managed to avoid losses in a limited air company. </p>
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The Assad regime, he trump did not bomb too actively, although his advisers insisted on seizing the moment, so it will be difficult to prove involvement in the use of chemical weapons. And rockets were fired at Assad twice. But he Donald trump decided to give the case a look of legality, and the English Parliament, frightened by the activity of the Russian army, unexpectedly opposed it. </p>
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Then, however, the Americans began to bomb and restrain the attack on Baghdad by ISIL militants.</p>
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But only... Russia objected to this. That didn't stop them from joining the Russian military company. And in Crimea and Ukraine, the Americans behaved with extreme restraint.</p>
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So Donald trump, although he knew that many in the world consider him a monster, but ... Believed that he would not be blamed for foreign policy. He even threatened Iran, but did not really beat it! And I didn't want to start a war on the eve of the presidential election! But for the prosecution of same-sex marriage may well be asked... As here against him could take up arms mighty spirits.</p>
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The blue disk of the planet Earth finally disappeared, and the President of America felt an unexpected warmth. </p>
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As if by magic, the landscape was transformed and Donald trump found himself in a huge futuristic hall, an indescribably luxurious Palace. Everything was perfect, harmonious, and tasteful. You can describe all the statues, ornaments, landscapes, fountains, flower beds and compositions that adorn the giant hall for a very long time.</p>
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But the most beautiful jewel was the girl sitting on the throne. She was so beautiful that they say that there is a Princess across the sea that you can not see the plumb line.</p>
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Donald trump was now in the flesh, and was on the glittering, diamond-like steps of the throne. The Golden-haired Goddess-Queen of this world towered over him, and two ravishing, athletic warriors stood on either side of the throne. They stood there, flashing smiles and making gestures of greeting, but behind them were long, crossed swords with jeweled legs. </p>
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Much lower than Donald trump – also beautiful, shapely girls-guards, but with luxurious bows. The girls made do with a minimum of clothing, almost without hiding their charms.</p>
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The Queen herself is also in a transparent vestment, with strings of precious beads on her chest and thighs, and her chiseled legs are in crystal, giving multi-colored highlights, high-heeled shoes.</p>
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It is not easy to describe the Goddess, as far as her beauty is fresh and perfect, and at the same time healthy strong, tanned and elastic skin. </p>
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Donald trump himself felt like a young man, and embodied in the body of a boy, when you are boiling with mad energy, and you want to jump like you are a banderlog. At the same time, the beauty on the throne has such an imperious and Regal appearance that at the very sight of her, the former us President involuntarily buckled his knees. </p>
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Donald Trump, as the former head of the world's strongest and wealthiest power, did not want to kneel, but he could not ignore greatness, stretched at the seams. The President of America knelt on one knee and said loudly::</p>
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"I am at your service...Majesty."</p>
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The Queen laughed deafeningly, as if thousands of crystal bells were falling from the sky. Donald Trump involuntarily sat down, and on the second knee. He remembered how, as a boy, he had knelt in a mosque. </p>
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At that time, he did not like to kneel, even before the Almighty Allah or Jesus Christ. And after graduating, he happily went to business school and became a billionaire. There he also adopted a new type of religion-the worship of the Golden calf, and in a liberal, almost non-binding form. When you want to get rich at any cost. </p>