TRUMP AND PUTIN ON A JUNGLE PLANET
ABSTRACT.
Two us and Russian presidents, Donald trump and Vladimir Putin are thrown into a parallel universe. There they must find the artifact, without which the reproduction of the human in the universe can stop. Suddenly the planet is wild and no signs of intelligent life. It seems the presidents are in a bind. Very beautiful barefoot girls. Warriors and presidents!
. CHAPTER 1
Both boys-presidents trump and Putin were in a wonderful forest. Around them stretched the jungle. Such special, colorful, with sparkling candles on the branches. And a lot of double basses sticking out of the ground, different needles, and big butts of flowers. And still what caterpillars crawl.
Length as big as the boa constrictor a caterpillar. The boys presidents looked around.
They were without weapons, without clothes, in the bodies of teenagers fourteen years. Very muscular bodies, cast as steel and beautiful. Trump is blonde, Putin is red. Boys will be boys. Another universe, where they should find a wonderful artifact for supercivilization.
Trump mumbled:
- There are two pluses: we now boys-athletes. And the second we have plenty of time, so we will never grow old!
Vladimir Putin added:
- But we can't grow up!
Donald trump sang in response:
- Young friend always be young,
You're not in a hurry to grow up...
Be cheerful, impudent, noisy,
Fight like that!
Never know aging,
Cry and laugh out of the blue!
For any population -
The scariest monster is trump!
Putin said, slyly winking at his partner. Yet in the body of the boy can be relaxed:
- Of course, you can have fun! But what are we gonna do here?
Donald suggested:
- Walk! Someone for sure will wreck! I don't think it's not civilisation.
Putin agreed with this:
- Walk!
And both strong, beautiful boys ran on the grass... They didn't run too fast. They don't need that. The forest looked quite beautiful. Grew fruits. Swarming animals resembling monkeys. Jump, what are the animals with the bright colors. There were many different butterflies....
Here comes the first predator. The type of a lion, only tails with a brush just three. And fangs protrude from the mouth such like a cleaning rod is bent.
Trump and Putin winked at each other and how to jump up and Bang a lion in the forehead with bare boy heels. They both really got a beautiful young body, much faster and stronger than human. And so fucked predator that he even fell. Then two boys-the President, began to beat him with fists and a Shin. Unleashed a series of blows on the beast... And the lion breathed his last.
The boys began to tear his skin with their bare hands. Power they have the superhuman. And making themselves loincloths. It's kind of embarrassing to be completely naked.
Trump noticed:
Now we're boys and are already used when passed preliminary preparations for their new bodies.
Putin agreed:
- How wonderful to feel young and healthy! Not that old!
Trump took and yelled:
- The Glory Of America! Thanks!
Putin in response:
- Glory To Russia! Thanks!
Both the kid-President burst out laughing, and bumped fists. Then they ran through the jungle again. Guys some time raced without adventures. Until one spotted the monkey did not run in Putin coconut, and got shot in response. After that, the boys decided to eat a little local coconuts. Two boys climbed a palm tree and broke large nuts.
They tasted like earth. And they were nice and tasty. The boys-presidents ate, and sitting in a Lotus position began to argue what to do next.
Putin suggested:
- Can we make ourselves clubs?
Trump shook his head:
- Our hands and fists are stronger than clubs! We can crush anyone!
Putin agreed:
- Yes bodies our as cast steel. But here is interestingly as there without us in our real world!
Trump answered honestly:
- Probably, many, very many breathed a sigh of relief! Especially the Chinese!
Putin nodded in agreement:
- About trump maybe, but the Chinese love me!
Trump seriously objected:
I don't! Strong Russia to China to anything! They would like to see Russia as weak as possible, but they do not talk about it openly!
Putin unexpectedly agreed:
- Yes on our Siberia they have species! In General, Russia has only two reliable allies: the army and the Navy!
Trump partially agreed with this:
- It is possible! Like us! So let's drink coconut milk, for the Union of two invincible Nations.
Putin and trump crossed their arms and took a SIP of coconut milk. The boys presidents were very cheerful on the outside, but deep down they were worried. While traces of civilization are seen. That they seem to be in trouble. Found themselves in a place that could be a trap.
To distract from disturbing thoughts, Putin remembered Oleg rybachenko's series about so he the President of Russia got to Stalin.
This is quite an interesting series of thirty books. In it Putin decided to surpass Stalin. And helped the Japanese win the battle of midway and Rommel defeat the British in Africa.
And then to finally defeat Britain and capture all the colonies. However, it turned out to be a very risky decision. Then the Germans and the Japanese pressed the USSR. And then again a truce and the war with the United States. The third Reich surprisingly quickly conquered America. Then the attack on the Soviet Union surrounded Moscow. Again a truce, and the joint war the USSR and Third Reich with Japan and its colonies.
After that, when Japan was occupied by the Third Reich, and the USSR conquered its possessions - the series ended. So vague. The end of 1948 and virtue not triumphed and Vice not punished.
Such an unfinished series. And then what?
Yes, it's certainly in the author's imagination.
Do sometimes think: would not have overthrown the Tsar in February 1917, there would be no October revolution and the civil war. What heights would be reached would then be Russia!
But it did not work... Those who overthrew the king were traitors. And Japan was not defeated because of the fifth column.
Trump sat for a while, and why jumped up and offered:
Maybe we should run!
Kid-President Putin agreed:
- Come on!
And the two of them took off into the jungle. Both beautiful, muscular terminator boys. Run myself... walked Past the saber-toothed tiger. But this beast did not dare to rush at the two impetuous boys.
And these ran, throwing him to attack bumps. After what sang:
- We will be Champions - we will!
Both presidents became like children. And funny and perky. And they run and laugh. Shows young body affect the perception of reality. Though they have a little used to his new flesh, passing in the preparatory center for some obstacle course. And now they were ready for any fight...
Here is boys-presidents attempted to to attack Panther. But apparently a bad day for her. Trump and Putin go, as weird legs on it. And then the boys brought down a hail of blows, which literally peeled off the skin of a big cat. However, what to do with the skin of the boys did not know.
In jungle heat and shines immediately in the sky three sun: violet, green and brown. So that dress unpleasantly.
Putin suggested:
- Can we make some moccasins for ourselves?
Trump shook his head negatively:
- Barefoot boys, much more agile! And we are not afraid of thorns. The skin is stronger than crocodile!
Putin agreed with this:
- Barefoot so barefoot!
Trump even jumped up and sang:
We're Indians! We're Indians!
And both the barefoot boy of former presidents ran himself through the jungle.
The boys spun, flipped, jumped high, and spun again. Then they caught the monkey and tore off its skin. A little more frolic.
We came across a herd of antelopes, they rushed from the boys-presidents to run.
Trump and Putin, flickering boy, green from the grass in heels caught up with the antelope. Tore them... And began to break branches for a fire. Trump really noticed:
- And can be and crude!
And the boy President tore the meat and swallowed it, noticing:
- A tasty!
Putin said:
- Raw meat can be contagious!
Trump waved:
- In our bodies highly immune, them even radiation takes! And a hundred percent regeneration!
Putin with annoyance noticed:
"But we are only boys!" She couldn't give us adult bodies!
Trump sarcastically noticed:
"We have male perfection large enough to satisfy a woman, and the rest... I Think if we perform the feats of women, the bodies of boys will not be frightened away. Moreover, not all such stupid laws as we do!
Putin agreed: