Revelations behind the wheel
Small edition in a humorous way. English version
Igor Bovsunovsky
© Igor Bovsunovsky, 2022
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REVELATION #1
There is a legend that if you stroke the dashboard in winter and gently touch the steering wheel, the car will start easier
REVELATION #2
No one is as surprising as a pedestrian who calmly went out onto the road from behind a bus while talking on the phone
REVELATION #3
Nothing raises self-esteem like waiting for a bright future near an unregulated pedestrian crossing
REVELATION #4
The real driver only turns left when the green light comes on.
REVELATION #5
The seventies is such a professional with a sign on the glass who holds the steering wheel with only one hand, and not turn on the turns is his privilege
REVELATION #6
Unbelievable, but true: under give way a more expensive car has an advantage
REVELATION #7
The more limited the visibility of the road, the more likely someone is there
REVELATION #8
A real driver always has a self-tapping screw in stock. In the tire. On the road
REVELATION #9
The number of outbids is directly proportional to the kilograms of putty on the car body
REVELATION #10
If you really want to, then you can turn left from the extreme right lane
REVELATION #11
A real pedestrian is a person who walks slowly, wearing headphones and a hood, outside the pedestrian crossing, without looking around
REVELATION #12
After installing a thin spare wheel, the priority vehicle speed is set to at least 100 km / h.
REVELATION #13
You dont need to sleep for several hours to conquer sleep. It is enough to open all the windows and turn on the music at full volume
REVELATION #14
The cheaper the car, the louder the music plays in it.