Wont you please let me go now? I Im not feeling very well, and and Im only a sub, you know.
The plea of illness moved his captors, and Jimpson was dropped to earth, and his valise restored. There was no notice taken of him as he slipped stealthfully through the outskirts of the throng, and as he reached the corner of Holden Chapel he paused and listened.
To the dark heavens arose a prolonged, impatient demand from thousands of Harvard throats. The listener heard, and then fled toward the dark building across the street, and, reaching his room, locked the door behind him. But still he could hear the cries, loudly and impatiently repeated: We want Jimp-son! We want Jimp-son! Jimp-son!
BARCLAYS BONFIRE
Cobb, 1901, assistant editor of the Daily Quarmazi, left the office, crossed the road and entered the college yard by the simple expedient of placing one hand on the fence and vaulting over upon the forbidden grass. Cobb had a Latin book under one arm for even if one labors on a college paper to mold undergraduate opinion, he is not exempt from a certain amount of class attendance and carried an open letter in his hand. His round, good-natured face wore a broad grin; and whenever he looked at the letter the grin increased.
He entered the first entrance to Grays Hall, bounded up two flights of narrow stairway, and pounded at a door. An invitation to enter came faintly through two thicknesses of oak, and Cobb confronted the single occupant of the room.
How are you, Barclay? Thanks, no, cant stop! Just dropped round to leave this with you. Got it in this mornings mail at the office. Said to myself, Just one man in college wholl take interest in this; thats Barclay. So I brought it to you. Might answer it, eh? Good idea, seems to me. Hope youll be able to do something about it. Bye! And Cobb, grinning like a jovial satyr, was gone.
Barclay, 99, laid his pen aside with slow deliberateness, marked his place in the big Greek lexicon beside him, and took up the letter. It was addressed to the editor of the Quarmazi, and was signed Hiram G. Larkin, Yale, 99. The writer asked to be put in communication with some student in the rival college who was interested in checkers. He dwelt enthusiastically on the formation of a dual checker league. He pointed out the fact that although chess, whist and other games of skill and science were recognized and participated in each year by teams representing the two universities, the noble game of checkers had been hitherto wofully neglected. He suggested that teams be formed at each university, and that a tournament be played to decide the championship.
When Barclay laid aside the letter, his long and ascetic face held an expression of enthusiastic delight. The one dissipation and hobby of Barclays studious existence was checkers. He held a college-wide reputation as a grind of the most pronounced type. Barclay did not look down on the usual pleasures and frolics of the undergraduate; they simply had for him no appeal. He had nothing against football or baseball or track athletics; but he felt no enthusiasm for any of them.
Of course he was always glad when the college teams won; he was patriotic to a high degree, and sometimes, when the bonfires burned and the students cheered and sang, he acknowledged a wish, lying deep down in his heart, that he, too, might be able to derive pleasurable emotions from such celebrations. Barclay, in short, loved Xenophanes and Xenophon; and next to them, checkers.
Before he went to bed that night he answered the Yale mans letter; indorsed the project voluminously; pledged immediate cooperation, and remained fraternally his, Simonides P. Barclay.
I have no intention of specifying in detail the steps which resulted in the formation of the Intercollegiate Checkers Association. Barclay and Larkin wrote to each other at least every other day, and at the end of three weeks the matter was settled not, perhaps, just as they had hoped for. Barclay had labored heroically to find a membership for the Checkers Club, but without avail. None wanted to join. Many scoffed, and instead of enthusiasm, he awakened only ridicule. And the Yale man reported like results. So when the rival teams met in a private room in Youngs Hotel one December day, they consisted of just Larkin, Yale, 99, and Barclay.
The tournament was held behind tightly closed doors; consequently I am unable to report the play for the readers benefit. Enough that deep silence and undoubted skill held sway until dusk, at which time the two teams passed into the dining-hall and ate a dinner, at which much good feeling was displayed by both, and at which the days play was rehearsed scientifically, from oysters to coffee. The teams then shook hands and parted at the entrance.
Barclay boarded a car and returned to college, filled with overwhelming triumph. He had won three out of the seven games and drawn two. The checkers championship rested with Harvard!
Such a spirit of jubilation possessed Barclay that when he reached his unadorned room and had changed his gold-rimmed glasses for his reading spectacles, he found that Greek for once did not satisfy. He tried light reading in the form of a monograph on the origin of Greek drama, but even then his attention wandered continually. He laid down the book, wiped his glasses thoughtfully and frowned at the green lamp-shade. Plainly something was wrong; but what? He pondered deeply for several minutes. Then his brow cleared, and he settled his specs over his lean nose again; he had found the trouble.
The victory, said Barclay, soberly, to the lamp-shade, demands a celebration!
The more he thought of it the more evident it appeared that the days triumph over the Yale Checkers Club deserved some sort of a public jubilee. He might, considered Barclay, put his head out of the window and cheer. But he wasnt sure that he knew how. Or he might shoot off a revolver if he had one. Or he might start a bonfire ah, that was it; a bonfire! The idea appealed strongly to him; and he remembered that as a boy on a New Hampshire farm bonfires had ever moved him strangely.
He arose and thrust his feet into a pair of immense overshoes, tied a muffler about his long neck, donned his worn ulster, turned down the lamp, and passed out of the room. Yes, he would celebrate with a bonfire. A victory over Yale at checkers was quite as important in Barclays estimation as a triumph over the blue-stockinged football warriors.
Fifteen minutes later a window at the upper end of the college yard was slammed open, and a voice bawled into the frosty night:
Heads out! All heads out!
Then up and down the quadrangle, casements were raised and broad beams of light glowed out into the gloom, while dozens of other voices passed on the slogan:
Heads out, fellows! Heads out!
Whats up? cried a thin voice from an upper window of Thayer.
Bonfire in front of University! was the answer.
Bonfire in the yard! All heads out! sped the cry.
Everybody get wood! shouted a voice from Weld.
Everybody get wood! shouted half a hundred other voices.
Then windows were shut and eager youths clattered down-stairs and into the yard, and suddenly the quiet night had become a pandemonium. In front of University Hall a lone figure fed, with shingles and odd bits of wood, a small bonfire, which cast its wan glow against the white front of the sober pile, as if dismayed at its own temerity. For bonfires in the yard are strictly forbidden, and it was many years before that the last one had sent its sparks up in front of University. Barclay knew this, and welcomed the danger of probation or dismissal as adding an appropriate touch of the grand and heroic to his celebration.
Everybody get wood! Whats it for? Rah for the bonfire! Whos doing it? Wood, wood, get wood, fellows!
One of the first to reach the scene was Cobb, 1901. A dozen others were close behind him.
Hello, whats up? What we celebrating? he asked breathlessly; then he caught a glimpse of the thin, bespectacled visage of Barclay, and gasped, Why, why, its old Barclay!
Rah for Barclay, old grind! shouted another. Hes the stuff! Everybody get wood!
At that moment a worn-out hen-coop arrived suddenly on the scene, and a shower of sparks told that the fire was gaining courage.
But, say, old man, whats it all about? asked Cobb.
We are celebrating a victory over Yale, answered Barclay, soberly, as he adjusted a plank with his foot. There was no undue excitement exhibited by this tall figure in the long ulster, but underneath his calm the blood raced madly through his veins, and a strange and well-nigh uncontrollable joy possessed him as the flames leaped higher and higher. He stooped and picked a brand from the edge of the fire. He waved it thrice about his head, sending the flaring sparks over the ever-increasing crowd.
Hooray! he yelled, in queer, uncanny tones.
Rah, rah, rah! answered the throng. Everybody get wood!
But whatd we do to em? asked Cobb, wonderingly. What was the victory?
Won the checker championship! answered Barclay, proudly.
A roar of laughter went up; fellows fell on their neighbors necks and giggled hysterically; a football man sat down in the fire and had to be rescued by his friends; Cobb hugged Barclay and patted him on the back.
Good old Barclay! he gurgled. Oh, good old Barclay! Won the checker champ champ champ oh, dear, oh, dear! Somebody hit me before I I
More wood! bawled some one. Rah for Barclay, the champion checkerist! Everybody cheer for Barclay!
And everybody did, many, many times. More wood leaped from out the darkness and fell upon the flaming heap, which now rose to the fellows shoulders and crackled right merrily. The vicinity of the bonfire was black with yelling, laughing students; and every moment their number grew, as the light was seen at distant dormitories or the shouting was heard across the avenue.
Speech! cried the throng. Speech! Speech! And Barclay was quickly elevated to the shoulders of Cobb and another, and from there spoke feelingly of the inception and growth of the Checkers Club; of the tournament and of the victory. Very few heard all that speech, for it was cheered incessantly; and those at the edge of the crowd yelled: Whos the fellow thats talking? Whatd he do? Its Dewey! No, its
At that moment some one started a song, and by common impulse the students formed in line and began the circuit of the yard, Barclay, on the shoulders of the two riotous friends, leading the procession. Thrice around they went, singing the college songs, cheering on every provocation, clasping arms and swinging ecstatically from side to side and raising such an uproar as the old college had not often heard.
The most gorgeous bonfire since we won the boat-race! panted a senior, at the end of the parade. And the biggest celebration; but Id like jolly well to know what its for!
Join hands! was the cry, and soon three great rings of dancing, striding youths were circling the fire, their fantastic shadows leaping grotesquely across the front of the buildings. And just when the frolic was at its height, and the fire was crackling more joyously than ever; just when the quiet winter stars were hearkening for the fiftieth time to the hoarse cheers in honor of Barclay, the dean and three professors walked into the circle of radiance, and the throng melted as if by magic, until Barclay, spectacleless, hatless, but exultant, was left standing alone by his bonfire.
Ah, Mr. Barclay, said the dean, pleasantly, will you kindly call on me to-morrow?
I think we will let the matter drop, said the dean next day, hiding a smile under an affected frown, if you will promise, Mr. Barclay, to indulge yourself in no more ah the deans voice failed him, and he swallowed spasmodically twice before he found it again no more celebrations of victory.
And Barclay, very remorseful and chastened this morning, promised, and hurried off to his beloved Greek.
Both Barclay and the Yale Checkers Club graduated from their respective universities the following spring, and consequently the Intercollegiate Checkers Association died. But although gone, it is not forgotten; and Barclays bonfire is still spoken of as the most gorgeous thing that ever happened.
MARTY BROWN MASCOT
Martin more familiarly Marty Browns connection with the Summerville Baseball Club had begun the previous spring, when, during a hotly contested game with the High School nine, Bob Ayer, Summervilles captain, watching his men go down like nine-pins before the puzzling curves of the rival pitcher, found himself addressed by a small snub-nosed, freckle-faced youth with very bright blue eyes and very dusty bare feet:
Want me ter look after yer bats?
No.
All right, was the cheerful response.
The umpire called two strikes on the batsman, and Bob muttered his anger.
I dont want nothin fer it, announced the boy beside him, insinuatingly, digging a hole in the turf with one bare toe.
Bob turned, glad of something to vent his wrath upon. No! Get out of here! he snarled.
All right, was the imperturbable answer.
Then the side was out, and Bob trotted to first base. That half inning, the last of the seventh, was a tragedy for the town nine, for the High School piled three runs more on their already respectable lead, and when Bob came in he had well-defined visions of defeat. It was his turn at the bat. When he went to select his stick he was surprised to find the barefooted, freckle-faced youth in calm possession.
What ? he began angrily.
Marty leaped up and held out a bat. Bob took it, astonished to find that it was his own pet wagon-tongue, and strode off to the plate, too surprised for words. Two minutes later, he was streaking toward first base on a safe hit to center field. An error gave him second, and the dwindling hopes of Summerville began to rise again. The fellows found the High School pitcher and fairly batted him off his feet, and when the side went out it had added six runs to its tally, and lacked but one of being even with its opponent. Meanwhile Marty rescued the bats thrown aside, and arranged them neatly, presiding over them gravely, and showing a marvelous knowledge of each batsmans wants.
Summerville won that game by two runs, and Bob Ayer was the first to declare, with conviction, that it was all owing to Marty. The luck had changed, he said, as soon as the snub-nosed boy had taken charge of the clubs property.
Every one saw the reasonableness of the assertion, and Marty was thereupon adopted as the official mascot and general factotum of the Summerville Baseball Club. Since then none had disputed Martys right to that position, and he had served tirelessly, proudly, mourning the defeats and glorying in the victories as sincerely as Bob Ayer himself.
Marty went to the grammar-school when it kept, and in the summer became a wage-earner to the best of his ability, holding insecure positions with several grocery and butcher stores as messenger and special delivery. But always on Saturday afternoons he was to be found squatting over the bats at the ball-ground; he never allowed the desire for money to interfere with his sacred duty as mascot and custodian of club property. Every one liked Marty, and he was as much a part of the Summerville Baseball Club as if one of the nine. His rewards consisted chiefly of discarded bats and balls; but he was well satisfied: it was a labor of love with him, and it is quite probable that, had he been offered a salary in payment of the services he rendered, he would have indignantly refused it. For the rest, he was fifteen years old, was not particularly large for his age, still retained the big brown freckles and the snub nose, had lively and honest blue eyes, and, despite the fact that his mother eked out a scanty living by washing clothes for the well-to-do of the town, had a fair idea of his own importance, without, however, risking his popularity by becoming too familiar. The bare feet were covered now by a pair of run-down and very dusty shoes, and his blue calico shirt and well-patched trousers were always clean and neat. On his brown hair rested, far back, a blue-and-white baseball cap adorned with a big S, the gift of Bob Ayer, and Martys only badge of office.