All right, all right! This isnt a time to make believe. Besides, we all know you. There now, theyre putting out the lights. Shall I send for a cab for you?
Grrroooonnn.
Come, come, the Odéon Theatre isnt an inn; come, be off! Oh, thats what youre after, is it? Fie, Monsieur Odry, fie! I shall call the guard; the inspector hasnt gone to bed yet. Ah, indeed! You wont obey rules! You are trying to beat me, are you? You would beat a woman and a former artiste to M. Odry, would you? For shame! But we shall see. Here, help police inspector help!
Whats the matter? cried the fireman on duty.
Help! screamed the box-opener, help!
Whats the matter? asked the sergeant commanding the patrol.
Oh, its old mother whats her name, shrieking for help in one of the stage boxes.
Coming! shouted the sergeant.
This way, Mr. Sergeant, this way, cried the box-opener.
All right, my dear, here I am. But where are you?
Dont be afraid; there are no steps straight on this way hes in the corner. Oh, the rascal, hes as strong as a Turk!
Grrrooonnn, said Tom.
There, do you hear him? Is that to be called a Christian language?
Come, come, my friend, said the sergeant, who had at last managed to distinguish Tom in the faint twilight. We all know what it is to be young no one likes a joke better than I do but rules are rules, and the hour for going home has struck, so right about face, march! and quick step too.
Grrrooonnn
Very pretty; a first-rate imitation. But suppose we try something else now for a change. Come, old fellow, step out with a good will. Ah! you wont. Youre going to cut up rough, are you? Here, my man, lay hold and turn him out.
He wont walk, sergeant.
Well, what are the butt ends of your muskets for? Come, a tap or two will do no harm.
Grrrooonnn Grrrooonnn Grrrooonnn
Go on, give it him well!
I say, sergeant, said one of the men, it strikes me hes a real bear. I caught hold of him by the collar just now, and the skin seems to grow on the flesh.
Oh, if hes a real bear treat him with every consideration. His owner might claim damages. Go and fetch the firemans lantern.
Grrrooonnn.
Heres the lantern, said a man; now then, throw some light on the prisoner.
The soldier obeyed.
It is certainly a real snout, declared the sergeant.
Goodness gracious me! shrieked the box-opener as she took to her heels, a real live bear!
Well, yes, a real live bear. Lets see if he has any name or address on him and take him home. I expect he has strayed, and being of a sociable disposition, came in to the Masked Ball.
Grrrooonnn.
There, you see, he agrees.
Hallo! exclaimed one of the soldiers.
Whats the matter?
He has a little bag hung round his neck.Open the bag.A card.Read the card.The soldier took it and read:My name is Tom. I live at No. 109 Rue Faubourg St. Denis. I have five francs in my purse. Two for a cab, and three for whoever takes me home.
He has a little bag hung round his neck.
Open the bag.
A card.
Read the card.
The soldier took it and read:
My name is Tom. I live at No. 109 Rue Faubourg St. Denis. I have five francs in my purse. Two for a cab, and three for whoever takes me home.
True enough; there are the five francs, cried the sergeant. Now then, two volunteers for escort duty.
Here! cried the guard in chorus.
Dont all speak at once! Let the two seniors have the benefit of the job; off with you, my lads.
Two of the municipal guards advanced towards Tom, slipped a rope round his neck and, for precautions sake, gave it a twist or two round his snout. Tom offered no resistance the butt ends of the muskets had made him as supple as a glove. When they were fifty yards from the theatre, Bah! said one of the soldiers, tis a fine morning. Suppose we dont take a cab. The walk will do him good.
Besides, remarked the other, we should each have two and a half francs instead of only one and a half.
Agreed.
Half an hour later they stood at the door of 109. After some knocking, a very sleepy portress looked out.
Look here, Mother Wideawake, said one of the guard; heres one of your lodgers. Do you recognise him?
Why, I should rather think so. Its Monsieur Décamps bear!
The same day, Odry the actor received a bill for little cakes, amounting to seven francs and a half.
SAÏ THE PANTHER
From Loudons Magazine of Natural HistoryAbout seventy or eighty years ago two little panthers were deserted by their mother in one of the forests of Ashantee. They were too young to get food for themselves, and would probably have died had they not been found by a passing traveller, and by him taken to the palace as a present to the king. Here they lived and played happily for several weeks, when one day the elder and larger, whose name was Saï, gave his brother, in fun, such a dreadful squeeze that, without meaning it, he suffocated him. This frightened the king, who did not care to keep such a powerful pet about him, and he gave him away to Mr. Hutchison, an English gentleman, who was a sort of governor for the English traders settled in that part of Africa.
Mr. Hutchison and Saï took a great fancy to each other, and spent a great deal of time together, and when, a few months later, Mr. Hutchison returned to Cape Coast he brought Saï with him. The two friends always had dinner at the same time, Saï sitting at his masters side and eating quietly whatever was given him. In general he was quite content with his portion, but once or twice, when he was hungrier than usual, he managed to steal a fowl out of the dish. For the sake of his manners the fowl was always taken from him, although he was invariably given some other food to satisfy his hunger.
At first the inhabitants of the castle and the children were much afraid of him, but he soon became very tame, and his teeth and claws were filed so that he should not hurt anyone, even in play. When he got a little accustomed to the place, he was allowed to go where he liked within the castle grounds, and a boy was told off to look after him. Sometimes the boy would go to sleep when he ought to have been watching his charge, and then Saï, who knew perfectly well that this was not at all right, would steal quietly away and amuse himself till he thought his keeper would be awake again. One day, when he returned from his wanderings, he found the boy, as usual, comfortably curled up in a cool corner of the doorstep sound asleep. Saï looked at him for a moment, and then, thinking that it was full time for him to be taught his duty, he gave him one pat on his head, which sent the boy over like a ninepin and gave him a good fright, though it did not do him any harm.
Saï was very popular with everybody, but he had his own favourites, and the chief of these was the governor, whom he could not bear to let out of his sight. When his master went out he would station himself at the drawing-room window, where he could watch all that was going on, and catch the first sight of his returning friend. Being by this time nearly grown up, Saïs great body took up all the space, to the great disgust of the children, who could see nothing. They tried to make him move, first by coaxings and then by threats, but as Saï did not pay the smallest attention to either one or the other, they at last all took hold of his tail and pulled so hard that he was forced to move.
Strange to say, the black people were a great deal more afraid of Saï than any of the white ones, and one of his pranks nearly caused the death of an old woman who was the object of it. It was her business to sweep out and keep clean the great hall of the castle, and one morning she was crouching down on all fours with a short broom in her hand, thinking of nothing but how to get the dust out of the floor, when Saï, who had hidden himself under a sofa, and was biding his time, suddenly sprang on to her back, where he stood triumphantly. The old woman believed her last hour had come, and the other servants all ran away shrieking, lest it should be their turn next. Saï would not budge from his position till the governor, who had been alarmed by the terrible noise, came to see what was the matter, and soon made Master Saï behave himself.
Strange to say, the black people were a great deal more afraid of Saï than any of the white ones, and one of his pranks nearly caused the death of an old woman who was the object of it. It was her business to sweep out and keep clean the great hall of the castle, and one morning she was crouching down on all fours with a short broom in her hand, thinking of nothing but how to get the dust out of the floor, when Saï, who had hidden himself under a sofa, and was biding his time, suddenly sprang on to her back, where he stood triumphantly. The old woman believed her last hour had come, and the other servants all ran away shrieking, lest it should be their turn next. Saï would not budge from his position till the governor, who had been alarmed by the terrible noise, came to see what was the matter, and soon made Master Saï behave himself.
At this time it was settled that Saï was to travel to England under the care of one of his Cape Coast friends and be presented to the Duchess of York, who was very fond of animals. In those days, of course, journeys took much longer than they do now, and there were other dangers than any which might arise from storms and tempests. While the strong cage of wood and iron was being built which was to form Saïs house on the way to England, his lady keeper thought it would be a good opportunity to make friends with him, and used to spend part of every day talking to him and playing with him; for this, as everyone knows, is the only way to gain the affection of bird or beast. It was very easy to love Saï; he was so gentle and caressing, especially with children; and he was very handsome besides in his silky yellow coat with black spots, which, as the French say, does not spoil anything. Many creatures and many men might have made a great fuss at being shut into a cage instead of being allowed to walk about their own house and grounds, but everyone had always been kind to Saï, so he took for granted it was all right, and made himself as comfortable as he could, and was quite prepared to submit to anything disagreeable that he thought reasonable. But it very nearly happened that poor Saï had no voyage at all, for while he was being hauled from the canoe which had brought him from the shore into the ship, the men were so afraid to come near him that they let his cage fall into the sea, and if the sailors from the vessel had not been very quick in lowering a boat it would have been too late to save him. As it was, for many days he would not look up or eat or speak, and his friend was quite unhappy about him, although the same symptoms have sometimes been shown by human beings who have only been on the sea instead of in it. At last he was roused from his sad condition by hearing the ladys voice. He raised his head and cocked his ears, first a little, then more; and when she came up to the cage he rolled over and over with delight, and howled and cried and tried to reach her. When he got a little calmer she told him to put his paws through the bars and shake hands, and from that moment Saï was himself again.
At this time it was settled that Saï was to travel to England under the care of one of his Cape Coast friends and be presented to the Duchess of York, who was very fond of animals. In those days, of course, journeys took much longer than they do now, and there were other dangers than any which might arise from storms and tempests. While the strong cage of wood and iron was being built which was to form Saïs house on the way to England, his lady keeper thought it would be a good opportunity to make friends with him, and used to spend part of every day talking to him and playing with him; for this, as everyone knows, is the only way to gain the affection of bird or beast. It was very easy to love Saï; he was so gentle and caressing, especially with children; and he was very handsome besides in his silky yellow coat with black spots, which, as the French say, does not spoil anything. Many creatures and many men might have made a great fuss at being shut into a cage instead of being allowed to walk about their own house and grounds, but everyone had always been kind to Saï, so he took for granted it was all right, and made himself as comfortable as he could, and was quite prepared to submit to anything disagreeable that he thought reasonable. But it very nearly happened that poor Saï had no voyage at all, for while he was being hauled from the canoe which had brought him from the shore into the ship, the men were so afraid to come near him that they let his cage fall into the sea, and if the sailors from the vessel had not been very quick in lowering a boat it would have been too late to save him. As it was, for many days he would not look up or eat or speak, and his friend was quite unhappy about him, although the same symptoms have sometimes been shown by human beings who have only been on the sea instead of in it. At last he was roused from his sad condition by hearing the ladys voice. He raised his head and cocked his ears, first a little, then more; and when she came up to the cage he rolled over and over with delight, and howled and cried and tried to reach her. When he got a little calmer she told him to put his paws through the bars and shake hands, and from that moment Saï was himself again.
Now it was a very strange taste on the part of a panther whose fathers and grandfathers had lived and died in the heart of African forests, but Saï loved nothing so much as lavender water, which white people use a great deal in hot countries. If anyone took out a handkerchief which had been sprinkled with lavender water, Saï would instantly snatch it away, and in his delight would handle it so roughly that it was soon torn to atoms. His friend in charge knew of this odd fancy, and on the voyage she amused herself regularly twice a week with making a little cup of paper, which she filled with the scent and passed through the bars, taking care never to give it him till he had drawn back his claws into their sheaths. Directly he got hold of the cup Saï would roll over and over it, and would pay no attention to anyone as long as the smell lasted. It almost seemed as if he liked it better than his food!
For some reason or other the vessel lay at anchor for nearly two months in the river Gaboon, and Saï might have been allowed to leave his cage if he had not been an animal of such very strong prejudices. Black people he could not endure, and, of course, they came daily in swarms with food for the ship. Pigs, too, he hated, and they ran constantly past his cage, while as for an orang-outang monkey about three feet high, which a black trader once tried to sell to the sailors, Saï showed such mad symptoms at the very sight of it that the poor beast rushed in terror to the other end of the vessel, knocking down everything that came in its way. If the monkey took some time to recover from his fright, it was very long before Saï could forget the shock he had received. Day and night he watched and listened, and sometimes, when he fancied his enemy was near, he would give a low growl and arch his back and set up his tail; yet, as far as we know, he had never from his babyhood killed anything.