I know not if he is a rascal or no, but he is hungry, father, and shall have my porridge I do not need it.
If you dont obey me Ill Rascals are not entitled to help from honest people, and no bite nor sup shall they have in this house. Joan!
She set her bowl down on the box and came over and stood before her scowling father, and said:
Father, if you will not let me, then it must be as you say; but I would that you would think then you would see that it is not right to punish one part of him for what the other part has done; for it is that poor strangers head that does the evil things, but it is not his head that is hungry, it is his stomach, and it has done no harm to anybody, but is without blame, and innocent, not having any way to do a wrong, even if it was minded to it. Please let
What an idea! It is the most idiotic speech I ever heard.
But Aubrey, the maire, broke in, he being fond of an argument, and having a pretty gift in that regard, as all acknowledged. Rising in his place and leaning his knuckles upon the table and looking about him with easy dignity, after the manner of such as be orators, he began, smooth and persuasive:
I will differ with you there, gossip, and will undertake to show the company here he looked around upon us and nodded his head in a confident way that there is a grain of sense in what the child has said; for look you, it is of a certainty most true and demonstrable that it is a mans head that is master and supreme ruler over his whole body. Is that granted? Will any deny it? He glanced around again; everybody indicated assent. Very well, then; that being the case, no part of the body is responsible for the result when it carries out an order delivered to it by the head; ergo, the head is alone responsible for crimes done by a mans hands or feet or stomach do you get the idea? am I right thus far? Everybody said yes, and said it with enthusiasm, and some said, one to another, that the maire was in great form to-night and at his very best which pleased the maire exceedingly and made his eyes sparkle with pleasure, for he overheard these things; so he went on in the same fertile and brilliant way. Now, then, we will consider what the term responsibility means, and how it affects the case in point. Responsibility makes a man responsible for only those things for which he is properly responsible and he waved his spoon around in a wide sweep to indicate the comprehensive nature of that class of responsibilities which render people responsible, and several exclaimed, admiringly, He is right! he has put that whole tangled thing into a nutshell it is wonderful! After a little pause to give the interest opportunity to gather and grow, he went on: Very good. Let us suppose the case of a pair of tongs that falls upon a mans foot, causing a cruel hurt. Will you claim that the tongs are punishable for that? The question is answered; I see by your faces that you would call such a claim absurd. Now, why is it absurd? It is absurd because, there being no reasoning faculty that is to say, no faculty of personal command in a pair of tongs, personal responsibility for the acts of the tongs is wholly absent from the tongs; and, therefore, responsibility being absent, punishment cannot ensue. Am I right? A hearty burst of applause was his answer. Now, then, we arrive at a mans stomach. Consider how exactly, how marvelously, indeed, its situation corresponds to that of a pair of tongs. Listen and take careful note, I beg you. Can a mans stomach plan a murder? No. Can it plan a theft? No. Can it plan an incendiary fire? No. Now answer me can a pair of tongs? (There were admiring shouts of No! and The cases are just exact! and Dont he do it splendid!) Now, then, friends and neighbors, a stomach which cannot plan a crime cannot be a principal in the commission of it that is plain, as you see. The matter is narrowed down by that much; we will narrow it further. Can a stomach, of its own motion, assist at a crime? The answer is no, because command is absent, the reasoning faculty is absent, volition is absent as in the case of the tongs. We perceive now, do we not, that the stomach is totally irresponsible for crimes committed, either in whole or in part, by it? He got a rousing cheer for response. Then what do we arrive at as our verdict? Clearly this: that there is no such thing in this world as a guilty stomach; that in the body of the veriest rascal resides a pure and innocent stomach; that, whatever its owner may do, it at least should be sacred in our eyes; and that while God gives us minds to think just and charitable and honorable thoughts, it should be, and is, our privilege, as well as our duty, not only to feed the hungry stomach that resides in a rascal, having pity for its sorrow and its need, but to do it gladly, gratefully, in recognition of its sturdy and loyal maintenance of its purity and innocence in the midst of temptation and in company so repugnant to its better feelings. I am done.
Well, you never saw such an effect! They rose the whole house rose an clapped, and cheered, and praised him to the skies; and one after another, still clapping and shouting, they crowded forward, some with moisture in their eyes, and wrung his hands, and said such glorious things to him that he was clear overcome with pride and happiness, and couldnt say a word, for his voice would have broken, sure. It was splendid to see; and everybody said he had never come up to that speech in his life before, and never could do it again. Eloquence is a power, there is no question of that. Even old Jacques dArc was carried away, for once in his life, and shouted out:
Its all right, Joan give him the porridge!
She was embarrassed, and did not seem to know what to say, and so didnt say anything. It was because she had given the man the porridge long ago and he had already eaten it all up. When she was asked why she had not waited until a decision was arrived at, she said the mans stomach was very hungry, and it would not have been wise to wait, since she could not tell what the decision would be. Now that was a good and thoughtful idea for a child.
The man was not a rascal at all. He was a very good fellow, only he was out of luck, and surely that was no crime at that time in France. Now that his stomach was proved to be innocent, it was allowed to make itself at home; and as soon as it was well filled and needed nothing more, the man unwound his tongue and turned it loose, and it was really a noble one to go. He had been in the wars for years, and the things he told and the way he told them fired everybodys patriotism away up high, and set all hearts to thumping and all pulses to leaping; then, before anybody rightly knew how the change was made, he was leading us a sublime march through the ancient glories of France, and in fancy we saw the titanic forms of the twelve paladins rise out of the mists of the past and face their fate; we heard the tread of the innumerable hosts sweeping down to shut them in; we saw this human tide flow and ebb, ebb and flow, and waste away before that little band of heroes; we saw each detail pass before us of that most stupendous, most disastrous, yet most adored and glorious day in French legendary history; here and there and yonder, across that vast field of the dead and dying, we saw this and that and the other paladin dealing his prodigious blows with weary arm and failing strength, and one by one we saw them fall, till only one remained he that was without peer, he whose name gives name to the Song of Songs, the song which no Frenchman can hear and keep his feelings down and his pride of country cool; then, grandest and pitifulest scene of all, we saw his own pathetic death; and our stillness, as we sat with parted lips and breathless, hanging upon this mans words, gave us a sense of the awful stillness that reigned in that field of slaughter when that last surviving soul had passed.
And now, in this solemn hush, the stranger gave Joan a pat or two on the head and said:
Little maid whom God keep! you have brought me from death to life this night; now listen: here is your reward, and at that supreme time for such a heart-melting, soul-rousing surprise, without another word he lifted up the most noble and pathetic voice that was ever heard, and began to pour out the great Song of Roland!
Think of that, with a French audience all stirred up and ready. Oh, where was your spoken eloquence now! what was it to this! How fine he looked, how stately, how inspired, as he stood there with that mighty chant welling from his lips and his heart, his whole body transfigured, and his rags along with it.
Everybody rose and stood while he sang, and their faces glowed and their eyes burned; and the tears came and flowed down their cheeks and their forms began to sway unconsciously to the swing of the song, and their bosoms to heave and pant; and moanings broke out, and deep ejaculations; and when the last verse was reached, and Roland lay dying, all alone, with his face to the field and to his slain, lying there in heaps and winrows, and took off and held up his gauntlet to God with his failing hand, and breathed his beautiful prayer with his paling pips, all burst out in sobs and wailings. But when the final great note died out and the song was done, they all flung themselves in a body at the singer, stark mad with love of him and love of France and pride in her great deeds and old renown, and smothered him with their embracings; but Joan was there first, hugged close to his breast, and covering his face with idolatrous kisses.
The storm raged on outside, but that was no matter; this was the strangers home now, for as long as he might please.
Chapter 4 Joan Tames the Mad Man
ALL CHILDREN have nicknames, and we had ours. We got one apiece early, and they stuck to us; but Joan was richer in this matter, for, as time went on, she earned a second, and then a third, and so on, and we gave them to her. First and last she had as many as half a dozen. Several of these she never lost. Peasant-girls are bashful naturally; but she surpassed the rule so far, and colored so easily, and was so easily embarrassed in the presence of strangers, that we nicknamed her the Bashful. We were all patriots, but she was called the Patriot, because our warmest feeling for our country was cold beside hers. Also she was called the Beautiful; and this was not merely because of the extraordinary beauty of her face and form, but because of the loveliness of her character. These names she kept, and one other the Brave.
We grew along up, in that plodding and peaceful region, and got to be good-sized boys and girls big enough, in fact, to begin to know as much about the wars raging perpetually to the west and north of us as our elders, and also to feel as stirred up over the occasional news from these red fields as they did. I remember certain of these days very clearly. One Tuesday a crowd of us were romping and singing around the Fairy Tree, and hanging garlands on it in memory of our lost little fairy friends, when Little Mengette cried out:
Look! What is that?
When one exclaims like that in a way that shows astonishment and apprehension, he gets attention. All the panting breasts and flushed faces flocked together, and all the eager eyes were turned in one direction down the slope, toward the village.
Its a black flag.
A black flag! No is it?
You can see for yourself that it is nothing else.
It is a black flag, sure! Now, has any ever seen the like of that before?
What can it mean?
Mean? It means something dreadful what else?
That is nothing to the point; anybody knows that without the telling. But what? that is the question.
It is a chance that he that bears it can answer as well as any that are here, if you contain yourself till he comes.
He runs well. Who is it?
Some named one, some another; but presently all saw that it was Etienne Roze, called the Sunflower, because he had yellow hair and a round pock-marked face. His ancestors had been Germans some centuries ago. He came straining up the slope, now and then projecting his flag-stick aloft and giving his black symbol of woe a wave in the air, whilst all eyes watched him, all tongues discussed him, and every heart beat faster and faster with impatience to know his news. At last he sprang among us, and struck his flag-stick into the ground, saying:
There! Stand there and represent France while I get my breath. She needs no other flag now.
All the giddy chatter stopped. It was as if one had announced a death. In that chilly hush there was no sound audible but the panting of the breath-blown boy. When he was presently able to speak, he said:
Black news is come. A treaty has been made at Troyes between France and the English and Burgundians. By it France is betrayed and delivered over, tied hand and foot, to the enemy. It is the work of the Duke of Burgundy and that she-devil, the Queen of France. It marries Henry of England to Catharine of France
Is not this a lie? Marries the daughter of France to the Butcher of Agincourt? It is not to be believed. You have not heard aright.
If you cannot believe that, Jacques dArc, then you have a difficult task indeed before you, for worse is to come. Any child that is born of that marriage if even a girl is to inherit the thrones of both England and France, and this double ownership is to remain with its posterity forever!
Now that is certainly a lie, for it runs counter to our Salic law, and so is not legal and cannot have effect, said Edmond Aubrey, called the Paladin, because of the armies he was always going to eat up some day. He would have said more, but he was drowned out by the clamors of the others, who all burst into a fury over this feature of the treaty, all talking at once and nobody hearing anybody, until presently Haumette persuaded them to be still, saying:
It is not fair to break him up so in his tale; pray let him go on. You find fault with his history because it seems to be lies. That were reason for satisfaction that kind of lies not discontent. Tell the rest, Etienne.
There is but this to tell: Our King, Charles VI., is to reign until he dies, then Henry V. of England is to be Regent of France until a child of his shall be old enough to
That man is to reign over us the Butcher? It is lies! all lies! cried the Paladin. Besides, look you what becomes of our Dauphin? What says the treaty about him?
Nothing. It takes away his throne and makes him an outcast.
Then everybody shouted at once and said the news was a lie; and all began to get cheerful again, saying, Our King would have to sign the treaty to make it good; and that he would not do, seeing how it serves his own son.
But the Sunflower said: I will ask you this: Would the Queen sign a treaty disinheriting her son?
That viper? Certainly. Nobody is talking of her. Nobody expects better of her. There is no villainy she will stick at, if it feed her spite; and she hates her son. Her signing it is of no consequence. The King must sign.
I will ask you another thing. What is the Kings condition? Mad, isnt he?
Yes, and his people love him all the more for it. It brings him near to them by his sufferings; and pitying him makes them love him.