Sonny, do you know that she has two University degrees, helps her parents, a clever girl with a good position at work and dresses as a model, she doesnt roam the clubs, doesnt smoke, she is the bachelors wife. I dont understand, why didnt you like her?
Yeah, mom, calm down, I liked her, she is good.
Well, sonny, I dont know who is still you want, that way you aint gonna marry ever! And you, daddy, why dont you tell him something?
What can I say, I didnt see if she has tits also.
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A daughter asks her mother:
What kind of package do the men have?
The mens packages are of three types, my dear child: when a man is 20, his mancock is like a oak firm and hard; when a man is between thirty and forty, its like a birch it bends, but its steady-going; and when a man is over fifty his package is like a Christmas tree.
You said Christmas tree?
Yes. The roots are stone dead and the globes are just Christmas balls.
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A wife asks a husband:
Dear, my cell phone money dried up, may I use yours to call my female friend?
A husband: Sure thing!