Most women do, said Mr. Travers, sitting upright and instinctively twisting his moustache. When I was in the ranks
My idea is, continued the boatswain, slightly raising his voice, to kill two birds with one stoneprove to her that she does want being protected, and that Im the man to protect her. Dye take my meaning, mate?
The soldier reached out a hand and felt the others biceps. Like a lump o wood, he said, approvingly.
My opinion is, said the boatswain, with a faint smirk, that she loves me without knowing it.
They often do, said Mr. Travers, with a grave shake of his head.
Consequently I dont want er to be disappointed, said the other.
It does you credit, remarked Mr. Travers.
Ive got a good head, said Mr. Benn, else I shouldnt ave got my rating as boatswain as soon as I did; and Ive been turning it over in my mind, over and over agin, till my brain-pan fair aches with it. Now, if you do what I want you to to-night and it comes off all right, damme Ill make it a quid.
Go on, Vanderbilt, said Mr. Travers; Im listening.
The boatswain gazed at him fixedly. You meet me ere in this spot at eleven oclock to-night, he said, solemnly; and Ill take you to her ouse and put you through a little winder I know of. You goes upstairs and alarms her, and she screams for help. Im watching the house, faithful-like, and hear er scream. I dashes in at the winder, knocks you down, and rescues her. Dye see?
I hear, corrected Mr. Travers, coldly.
She clings to me, continued the boat-swain, with a rapt expression of face, in her gratitood, and, proud of my strength and pluck, she marries me.
An I get a five years honeymoon, said the soldier.
The boatswain shook his head and patted the others shoulder. In the excitement of the moment you spring up and escape, he said, with a kindly smile. Ive thought it all out. You can run much faster than I can; any-ways, you will. The nearest ouse is arf a mile off, as I said, and her servant is staying till to-morrow at er mothers, ten miles away.
Mr. Travers rose to his feet and stretched himself. Time I was toddling, he said, with a yawn. Thanks for amusing me, mate.
You wont do it? said the boatswain, eyeing him with much concern.
Im hanged if I do, said the soldier, emphatically. Accidents will happen, and then where should I be?
If they did, said the boatswain, Id own up and clear you.
You might, said Mr. Travers, and then again you mightnt. So long, mate.
IIll make it two quid, said the boat-swain, trembling with eagerness. Ive took a fancy to you; youre just the man for the job.
The soldier, adjusting his bundle, glanced at him over his shoulder. Thankee, he said, with mock gratitude.
Look ere, said the boatswain, springing up and catching him by the sleeve; Ill give it to you in writing. Come, you aint faint-hearted? Why, a bluejacket ud do it for the fun o the thing. If I give it to you in writing, and there should be an accident, its worse for me than it is for you, aint it?
Mr. Travers hesitated and, pushing his cap back, scratched his head.
I gives you the two quid afore you go into the house, continued the boatswain, hastily following up the impression he had made. Id give em to you now if Id got em with me. Thats my confidence in you; I likes the look of you. Soldier or sailor, when there is a mans work to be done, give em to me afore anybody.
The soldier seated himself again and let his bundle fall to the ground. Go on, he said, slowly. Write it out fair and square and sign it, and Im your man.
The boatswain clapped him on the shoulder and produced a bundle of papers from his pocket. Theres letters there with my name and address on em, he said. Its all fair, square, and above-board. When youve cast your eyes over them Ill give you the writing.
Mr. Travers took them and, re-lighting his pipe, smoked in silence, with various side glances at his companion as that enthusiast sucked his pencil and sat twisting in the agonies of composition. The document finishedafter several failures had been retrieved and burnt by the careful Mr. Traversthe boat-swain heaved a sigh of relief, and handing it over to him, leaned back with a complacent air while he read it.
Seems all right, said the soldier, folding it up and putting it in his waistcoat-pocket. Ill be here at eleven to-night.
Eleven it is, said the boatswain, briskly, and, between palsheres arf a dollar to go on with.
He patted him on the shoulder again, and with a caution to keep out of sight as much as possible till night walked slowly home. His step was light, but he carried a face in which care and exultation were strangely mingled.
By ten oclock that night care was in the ascendant, and by eleven, when he discerned the red glow of Mr. Traverss pipe set as a beacon against a dark background of hedge, the boatswain was ready to curse his inventive powers. Mr. Travers greeted him cheerily and, honestly attributing the fact to good food and a couple of pints of beer he had had since the boatswain left him, said that he was ready for anything.
Mr. Benn grunted and led the way in silence. There was no moon, but the night was clear, and Mr. Travers, after one or two light-hearted attempts at conversation, abandoned the effort and fell to whistling softly instead.
Except for one lighted window the village slept in darkness, but the boatswain, who had been walking with the stealth of a Red Indian on the war-path, breathed more freely after they had left it behind. A renewal of his antics a little farther on apprised Mr. Travers that they were approaching their destination, and a minute or two later they came to a small inn standing just off the road. All shut up and Mrs. Waters abed, bless her, whispered the boatswain, after walking care-fully round the house. How do you feel?
Im all right, said Mr. Travers. I feel as if Id been burgling all my life. How do you feel?
Narvous, said Mr. Benn, pausing under a small window at the rear of the house. This is the one.
Mr. Travers stepped back a few paces and gazed up at the house. All was still. For a few moments he stood listening and then re-joined the boatswain.
Good-bye, mate, he said, hoisting himself on to the sill. Death or victory.
The boatswain whispered and thrust a couple of sovereigns into his hand. Take your time; theres no hurry, he muttered. I want to pull myself together. Frighten er enough, but not too much. When she screams Ill come in.
Mr. Travers slipped inside and then thrust his head out of the window. Wont she think it funny you should be so handy? he inquired.
No; its my faithful art, said the boat-swain, keeping watch over her every night, thats the ticket. She wont know no better.
Mr. Travers grinned, and removing his boots passed them out to the other. We dont want her to hear me till Im upstairs, he whispered. Put em outside, handy for me to pick up.
The boatswain obeyed, and Mr. Traverswho was by no means a good hand at darning socksshivered as he trod lightly over a stone floor. Then, following the instructions of Mr. Benn, he made his way to the stairs and mounted noiselessly.
But for a slight stumble half-way up his progress was very creditable for an amateur. He paused and listened and, all being silent, made his way to the landing and stopped out-side a door. Despite himself his heart was beating faster than usual.
But for a slight stumble half-way up his progress was very creditable for an amateur. He paused and listened and, all being silent, made his way to the landing and stopped out-side a door. Despite himself his heart was beating faster than usual.
He pushed the door open slowly and started as it creaked. Nothing happening he pushed again, and standing just inside saw, by a small ewer silhouetted against the casement, that he was in a bedroom. He listened for the sound of breathing, but in vain.
Quiet sleeper, he reflected; or perhaps it is an empty room. Now, I wonder whether
The sound of an opening door made him start violently, and he stood still, scarcely breathing, with his ears on the alert. A light shone on the landing, and peeping round the door he saw a woman coming along the corridora younger and better-looking woman than he had expected to see. In one hand she held aloft a candle, in the other she bore a double-barrelled gun. Mr. Travers withdrew into the room and, as the light came nearer, slipped into a big cupboard by the side of the fireplace and, standing bolt upright, waited. The light came into the room.
Must have been my fancy, said a pleasant voice.
Bless her, smiled Mr. Travers.
His trained ear recognized the sound of cocking triggers. The next moment a heavy body bumped against the door of the cupboard and the key turned in the lock.
Got you! said the voice, triumphantly. Keep still; if you try and break out I shall shoot you.
All right, said Mr. Travers, hastily; I wont move.
Better not, said the voice. Mind, Ive got a gun pointing straight at you.
Point it downwards, theres a good girl, said Mr. Travers, earnestly; and take your finger off the trigger. If anything happened to me youd never forgive yourself.
Its all right so long as you dont move, said the voice; and Im not a girl, it added, sternly.
Yes, you are, said the prisoner. I saw you. I thought it was an angel at first. I saw your little bare feet and
A faint scream interrupted him.
Youll catch cold, urged Mr. Travers.
Dont you trouble about me, said the voice, tartly.
I wont give any trouble, said Mr. Travers, who began to think it was time for the boatswain to appear on the scene. Why dont you call for help? Ill go like a lamb.
I dont want your advice, was the reply. I know what to do. Now, dont you try and break out. Im going to fire one barrel out of the window, but Ive got the other one for you if you move.
My dear girl, protested the horrified Mr. Travers, youll alarm the neighbourhood.
Just what I want to do, said the voice. Keep still, mind.
Mr. Travers hesitated. The game was up, and it was clear that in any case the stratagem of the ingenious Mr. Benn would have to be disclosed.
Stop! he said, earnestly. Dont do anything rash. Im not a burglar; Im doing this for a friend of yoursMr. Benn.
What? said an amazed voice.
True as I stand here, asseverated Mr. Travers. Here, heres my instructions. Ill put em under the door, and if you go to the back window youll see him in the garden waiting.
He rustled the paper under the door, and it was at once snatched from his fingers. He regained an upright position and stood listening to the startled and indignant exclamations of his gaoler as she read the boatswains permit:
This is to give notice that I, George Benn, being of sound mind and body, have told Ned Travers to pretend to be a burglar at Mrs. Waterss. He aint a burglar, and I shall be outside all the time. Its all above-board and ship-shape.
(Signed) George Benn
Sound mindabove-boardship-shape, repeated a dazed voice. Where is he?
Out at the back, replied Mr. Travers. If you go to the window you can see him. Now, do put something round your shoulders, theres a good girl.
There was no reply, but a board creaked. He waited for what seemed a long time, and then the board creaked again.
Did you see him? he inquired.
I did, was the sharp reply. You both ought to be ashamed of yourselves. You ought to be punished.
There is a clothes-peg sticking into the back of my head, remarked Mr. Travers. What are you going to do?
There was no reply.
What are you going to do? repeated Mr. Travers, somewhat uneasily. You look too nice to do anything hard; leastways, so far as I can judge through this crack.
There was a smothered exclamation, and then sounds of somebody moving hastily about the room and the swish of clothing hastily donned.
You ought to have done it before, commented the thoughtful Mr. Travers. Its enough to give you your death of cold.
Mind your business, said the voice, sharply. Now, if I let you out, will you promise to do exactly as I tell you?
Honour bright, said Mr. Travers, fervently.
Im going to give Mr. Benn a lesson he wont forget, proceeded the other, grimly. Im going to fire off this gun, and then run down and tell him Ive killed you.
Eh? said the amazed Mr. Travers. Oh, Lord!
Hsh! Stop that laughing, commanded the voice. Hell hear you. Be quiet!
The key turned in the lock, and Mr. Travers, stepping forth, clapped his hand over his mouth and endeavoured to obey. Mrs. Waters, stepping back with the gun ready, scrutinized him closely.
Come on to the landing, said Mr. Travers, eagerly. We dont want anybody else to hear. Fire into this.
He snatched a patchwork rug from the floor and stuck it up against the balusters. You stay here, said Mrs. Waters. He nodded.
She pointed the gun at the hearth-rug, the walls shook with the explosion, and, with a shriek that set Mr. Traverss teeth on edge, she rushed downstairs and, drawing back the bolts of the back door, tottered outside and into the arms of the agitated boatswain.
Oh! oh! oh! she cried.
Whatwhats the matter? gasped the boatswain.
The widow struggled in his arms. A burglar, she said, in a tense whisper. But its all right; Ive killed him.
Kill stuttered the other. KillKilled him?
Mrs. Waters nodded and released herself, First shot, she said, with a satisfied air.
The boatswain wrung his hands. Good heavens! he said, moving slowly towards the door. Poor fellow!
Come back, said the widow, tugging at his coat.
I waswas going to seewhether I could do anything for im, quavered the boatswain. Poor fellow!
You stay where you are, commanded Mrs. Waters. I dont want any witnesses. I dont want this house to have a bad name. Im going to keep it quiet.
Quiet? said the shaking boatswain. How?
First thing to do, said the widow, thoughtfully, is to get rid of the body. Ill bury him in the garden, I think. Theres a very good bit of ground behind those potatoes. Youll find the spade in the tool-house.
The horrified Mr. Benn stood stock-still regarding her.
While youre digging the grave, continued Mrs. Waters, calmly, Ill go in and clean up the mess.
The boatswain reeled and then fumbled with trembling fingers at his collar.
Like a man in a dream he stood watching as she ran to the tool-house and returned with a spade and pick; like a man in a dream he followed her on to the garden.