R. M. Ballantyne
Philosopher Jack
Chapter One
Treats of our Hero and Others
If the entire circuit of a friends conversation were comprised in the words Dont and Do,it might perhaps be taken for granted that his advice was not of much value; nevertheless, it is a fact that Philosopher Jacks most intimate and valuableif not valuedfriend never said anything to him beyond these two words. Nor did he ever condescend to reason. He listened, however, with unwearied patience to reasoning, but when Jack had finished reasoning and had stated his proposed course of action, he merely said to him, Dont, or Do.
For what end was I created? said the philosopher, gloomily.
Wise and momentous question when seriously put, but foolish remark, if not worse, when flung out in bitterness of soul!
Jack, whose other name was Edwin, and his age nineteen, was a student. Being of an argumentative turn of mind, his college companions had dubbed him Philosopher. Tall, strong, active, kindly, hilarious, earnest, reckless, and impulsive, he was a strange compound, with a handsome face, a brown fluff on either cheek, and a moustache like a ladys eyebrow. Moreover, he was a general favourite, yet this favoured youth, sitting at his table in his own room, sternly repeated the questionin varied form and with increased bitternessWhy was I born at all?
Deep wrinkles of perplexity sat on his youthful brow. Evidently he could not answer his own question, though in early life his father had carefully taught him the Shorter Catechism with proofs, while his good old mother had enforced and exemplified the same. His taciturn friend was equally unable, or unwilling, to give a reply.
After prolonged meditation, Jack relieved his breast of a deep sigh and re-read a letter which lay open on his desk. Having read it a third time with knitted brows, he rose, went to the window, and gazed pathetically on the cats parade, as he styled his prospect of slates and chimney cans.
So, said he at last, my dreams are over; prospects gone; hopes collapsedall vanished like the baseless fabric of a vision.
He turned from the cats parade, on which the shades of evening were descending, to the less romantic contemplation of his empty fire-grate.
Now, said he, re-seating himself at his table and stretching his long legs under it, the question is, What am I to do? shall I kick at fate, throw care, like physic, to the dogs, cut the whole concern, and go to sea?
Dont, said his taciturn friend, speaking distinctly for the first time.
Or, continued Jack, shall I meekly bow to circumstances, and struggle with my difficulties as best I may?
Do, replied his friend, whose name, by the way, was Conscience.
For a long time the student sat gazing at the open letter in silence. It was from his father, and ran thus:
Dear Teddie,Its a long time now that Ive been thinkin to write you, and couldnt a-bear to give you such a heavy disappointment but cant putt it off no longer, and, as your mother, poor soul, says, its the Lords will and cant be helpedwhich, of course, it shouldnt be helped if thats truebutwell, howsomever, its of no use beatin about the bush no longer. The seasons have been bad for some years past, and its all Ive been able to do to make the two ends meet, with your mother slavin like a nigger patchin up the childns old rags till theyre like Josephs coat after the wild beast had done its worst on itthough we are given to understand that the only wild beasts as had to do with that coat was Josephs own brothers. Almost since ever I left the North of Englanda small boyand began to herd cattle on the Border hills, Ive had a strange wish to be a learned man, and ever since I took to small farmin, and perceived that such was not to be my lot in life, Ive had a powerful desire to see my eldest sonthats you, dear boytrained in scientific pursoots, all the more that you seemed to have a natural thirst that way yourself. Your mother, good soul, in her own broad tonguewhich Ive picked up somethin of myself through livin twenty year with herwas used to say she wad raither see her laddie trained in ways o wisdom than o book-learnin, which Im agreed to myself, though it seems to me the two are more or less mixed up. Howsomever, its all up now, my boy; youll have to fight your own battle and pay your own way, for Ive not got one shillin to rub on another, except whatll pay the rent; and, what with the grey mare breakin her leg an the turnips failin, the look-out ahead is darkish at the best.
The letter finished with some good advice and a blessing.
To be left thus without resources, just when the golden gates of knowledge were opening, and a few dazzling gleams of the glory had pierced his soul, was a crushing blow to the poor student. If he had been a true philosopher, he would have sought counsel on his knees, but his philosophy was limited; he only took counsel with himself and the immediate results were disastrous.
Yes, said he, with an impulsive gush, Ill go to sea.
Dont, said his quiet friend.
But, regardless of this advice, Edwin Jack smote the table with his clenched fist so violently that his pen leapt out of its ink-bottle and wrote its own signature on one of his books. He rose in haste and rang the bell.
Mrs Niven, he said to his landlady, let me know how much I owe you. Im about to leave townandand wont return.
Ech! Maister Jack; what for? exclaimed the astonished landlady.
Because Im a beggar, replied the youth, with a bitter smile, and I mean to go to sea.
Hoots! Maister Jack, yere jokin.
Indeed I am very far from joking, Mrs Niven; I have no money, and no source of income. As I dont suppose you would give me board and lodging for nothing, I mean to leave.
Toots! yere haverin, persisted Mrs Niven, who was wont to treat her young men with motherly familiarity. Tak time to think ot, an yell be in anither mind the morns mornin. Nae doot yere
Now, my good woman, interrupted Jack, firmly but kindly, dont bother me with objections or advice, but do what I bid youtheres a good soul; be off.
Mrs Niven saw that she had no chance of impressing her lodger in his present mood; she therefore retired, while Jack put on a rough pilot-cloth coat and round straw hat in which he was wont at times to go boating. Thus clad, he went off to the docks of the city in which he dwelt; the name of which city it is not important that the reader should know.
In a humble abode near the said docks a bulky sea-captain lay stretched in his hammock, growling. The prevailing odours of the neighbourhood were tar, oil, fish, and marine-stores. The sea-captains room partook largely of the same odours, and was crowded with more than an average share of the stores. It was a particularly small room, with charts, telescopes, speaking-trumpets, log-lines, sextants, portraits of ships, sou-westers, oil-cloth coats and leggings on the walls; model ships suspended from the beams overhead; sea-boots, coils of rope, kegs, and handspikes on the floor; and great shells, earthenware ornaments, pagodas, and Chinese idols on the mantel-piece. In one corner stood a childs crib. The hammock swung across the room like a heavy cloud about to descend and overwhelm the whole. This simile was further borne out by the dense volumes of tobacco smoke in which the captain enveloped himself, and through which his red visage loomed over the edge of the hammock like a lurid setting sun.
For a few minutes the clouds continued to multiply and thicken. No sound broke the calm that prevailed, save a stertorous breathing, with an occasional hitch in it. Suddenly there was a convulsion in the clouds, and one of the hitches developed into a tremendous cough. There was something almost awe-inspiring in the cough. The captain was a huge and rugged man. His cough was a terrible compound of a choke, a gasp, a rend, and a roar. Only lungs of sole-leather could have weathered it. Each paroxysm suggested the idea that the mans vitals were being torn asunder; but not content with that, the exasperated mariner made matters worse by keeping up a continual growl of indignant remonstrance in a thunderous undertone.
Hah! that was a splitter. A few more hugsh! ha! like that will burst the biler entirety. Pollyhallo!
The lurid sun appeared to listen for a moment, then opening its mouth it shouted, Pollyahoy! as if it were hailing the maintop of a seventy-four.
Immediately there was a slight movement in one corner of the room, and straightway from out a mass of marine-stores there emerged a fairy! At least, the little girl, of twelve or thereabouts, who suddenly appeared, with rich brown tumbling hair, pretty blue eyes, faultless figure, and ineffable sweetness in every lineament of her little face, might easily have passed for a fairy or an angel.
What! caught you napping? growled the captain in the midst of a paroxysm.
Only a minute, father; I couldnt help it, replied Polly, with a little laugh, as she ran to the fireplace and took up a saucepan that simmered there.
Here, look alive! shove along! hand it up! Im chokin!
The child held the saucepan as high as she could towards the hammock. The captain, reaching down one of his great arms, caught it and took a steaming draught. It seemed to relieve him greatly.
Youre a trump for gruel, Polly, he growled, returning the saucepan. Now then, up with the pyramid, and give us a nor-wester.
The child returned the saucepan to the fireplace, and then actively placed a chair nearly underneath the hammock. Upon the chair she set a stool, and on the top she perched herself. Thus she was enabled to grasp the lurid sun by two enormous whiskers, and, putting her lips out, gave it a charming nor-wester, which was returned with hyperborean violence. Immediately after, Polly ducked her head, and thus escaped being blown away, like a Hindoo mutineer from a cannons mouth, as the captain went off in another fit.
Oh! father, said Polly, quite solemnly, as she descended and looked up from a comparatively safe distance, isnt it awful?
Yes, Poll, its about the wust un Ive had since I came from Barbadoes; but the last panful has mollified it, I think, and your nor-wester has Pollyfied it, so, turn into your bunk, old girl, an take a nap. Youve much need of it, poor thing.
No, father, if I get into my crib Ill sleep so heavy that you wont be able to wake me. Ill just lie down where I was before.
Well, wellamong the rubbish if ye prefer it; no matter slong as you have a snooze, growled the captain as he turned over, while the fairy disappeared into the dark recess from which she had risen.
Just then a tap was heard at the door. Come in, roared the captain. A tall, broad-shouldered, nautical-looking man entered, took off his hat, and stood before the hammock, whence the captain gave him a stern, searching glance, and opened fire on him with his pipe.
Forgive me if I intrude, Captain Samson, said the stranger; I know you, although you dont know me. You start to-morrow or next day, I understand, for Melbourne?
Wind and weather permittin, growled the captain. Well, what then?
Have you completed your crew? asked the stranger.
Nearly. What then? replied the captain with a touch of ferocity, for he felt sensations of an approaching paroxysm.
Will you engage me? asked Philosopher Jack, for it was he.
In what capacity? demanded the captain somewhat sarcastically.
As an ordinary seamanor a boy if you will, replied Edwin, with a smile.
No, growled Samson, decisively, I wont engage you; men with kid gloves and white hands dont suit me.
From the mere force of habit the young student had pulled on his gloves on leaving his lodging, and had only removed that of the right hand on entering the captains dwelling. He now inserted a finger at the wrist of the left-hand glove, ripped it off, and flung it with its fellow under the grate. Thereafter he gathered some ashes and soot from the fireplace, with which he put his hands on a footing with those of a coal-heaver.
Will you take me now, captain? he said, returning to the hammock, and spreading out his hands.
The captain gave vent to a short laugh, which brought on a tremendous fit, at the conclusion of which he gasped, Yes, my lad, praps I will; but first I must know something about you.
Certainly, said the philosopher, and at once gave the captain a brief outline of his circumstances.
Well, you know your own affairs best said Captain Samson when he had finished; Im no judge of such a case, but as youre willin to ship, Im willin to ship you. Come here before ten to-morrow. Good night. There, its a-cominhashk!
In the midst of another furious paroxysm Edwin Jack retired.
Not long after, the captain raised himself on one elbow, listened intently for a few seconds, and, having satisfied himself that Polly was asleep, slipped from his hammockas only seamen know howand proceeded to dress with the utmost caution. He was evidently afraid of the little sleeper among the rubbish. It was quite interesting to observe the quiet speed with which he thrust his great limbs into his ample garments, gazing anxiously all the time at Pollys corner.
Issuing from his own door with the step of an elephantine mouse, the captain went rapidly through several streets to the house of an intimate friend, whom he found at supper with his wife and family.
Evenin, Bailie Trench; how are ee, Mrs T? hows everybody? said the captain, in a hearty rasping voice, as he shook hands right and left, while one of his huge legs was taken possession of, and embraced, by the bailies only daughter, a pretty little girl of six.
Why, Samson, exclaimed the bailie, after quiet had been restored, and his friend had been thrust into a chair with little Susan on his knee, I thought you were laid up with influenzaeh?
So I was, bailie, an so I am, replied the captain; leastwise Im still on the sick-list, and was in my hammock till about half an hour ago, but Im gettin round fast. The night air seems to do me a world o goodcontrariwise to doctors expectations.
Have some supper? said Mrs Trench, who was a weakish lady with watery eyes.
No supper, Mrs T, thank ee; the fact is, Ive come on business. I should be on my beam-ends by rights. Im absent without leave, an have only a few minutes to spare. The passenger I spoke of has changed his mind and his berth is free, so Im glad to be able to take your son Ben after all. But hell have to get ready quick, for the Lively Poll sails the day after to-morrow or next dayall bein well.
The eyes of young Benjamin Trench sparkled. He was a tall, thin, rather quiet lad of eighteen.
I can be ready to-night if you wish it, Captain Samson, he said, with a flush on his usually pale face.
Beside Mrs Trench there sat a sturdy little boy. He was the bosom friend of Bena bright ruddy fellow of fourteen, overflowing with animal spirits, and with energy enough for three lads of his size. This youths countenance fell so visibly when Ben spoke of going away, that Mrs Trench could not help noticing it.