To such a courteous reproof as this, the Planters Friend would invariably make the same reply in the form of a leaderette of ten or twenty lines, enclosed in a square of black to denote mourning:
Our esteemed Bowen contemporary has got em again. We are sorry we cannot #do any more than again, in the most kindly spirit, urge him to try the Dr Jordan cure, an advertisement of which will be found on page 3. We have personal knowledge of a case of the rescue from utter wreck and degradation of one of the brightest intellects of the present century by the use of the Jordan system; and as the price is but trifling, it should be within easy access of our squatter-adoring contemporary.
To these vaguely-worded, funereal-encompassed remarks, the Clarion would retort:
No one who believes in the trite but, nevertheless, all-powerfully true assertion that the Press is the Archimidean lever which moves the world, cannot but regret the unblushing statement of the editor of our esteemed contemporary, the Planters Friend, that he has been the victim of a soul-destroying, home-wrecking, and accursed habit, which that gifted American, Colonel Robert Ingersoll, has, in words of fiery eloquence, called the treacherous, insidious murderer of home and happiness; the Will-o-the-Wisp that draws honour, genius, and all that is good into its fatal, deadly quagmire. To the assertion that our valued contemporary is the possessor of one of the brightest intellects of the present century (as he so modestly informs us) we do not cavil at for one moment. But even the patients under the Jordan (American quack) system may have relapses; and, when the Planters Friend can calmly publish two columns of leaded matter insinuating that a mud bank on the shores of Cleveland Bay is to become the leading port of North Queensland, we can but regretfully infer that the Jordan cure is not entirely satisfactory, and that even the brightest intellects suffer terrible and deplorable relapses.
These journalistic amenities were accorded serious attention by the society of Bowen, which, by reason of the many Government officials established there, considered itself very exclusive. The majority of these officials were connected with the law, for Bowen was the proud possessor of not only a resident judge, but also a new courthouse of such ample dimensions that the whole population of the town could have been accommodated therein. How the numerous barristers, solicitors, and the smaller legal fry lived was a mystery. Perhaps, like the mythical French town whose population supported themselves by doing each others washing, the legal gentry of Bowen existed by performing each others clerical work. Next in numbersthough not in social standingwere the Government officials connected with the Harbour and Lights Department, and The Jetty. The Jetty was one of Bowens triumphs; was over a quarter of a mile long, cost twenty thousand pounds to build, and was costing four thousand pounds a year to keep in order, and enable the staff of engineers, inspectors, etc., to dress in a gentlemanly style, and maintain their prestige as officials of higher importance than the Customs officers, of whom Bowen was provided with six, all dressed very becomingly, and all more or less related to members of the Queensland Cabinetas a matter of fact it would have been a difficult task to find any male person in the Government service in Bowenfrom His Honour Judge Coker to Paddy Shea, the letter-carrier, who was not connected with, or did not owe his position to a member of the Ministry. And Bowen revelled in the knowledge that Brisbane and the Legislature dared not refuse Bowen any reasonable request, for already there was a dark rumour concerning Separationthe division of the colony into North and Southand the Clarion had warned the inert and muddling Government of the colony that unless the just and courteous request of the telegraphic staff of the Bowen Repeating Office for a punkah is acceded to without further circumlocution, the growing movement in favour of Separation will be openly advocated by this journal. Already (of this we have private knowledge) has Lord Kimberley expressed himself astonished at the heartless refusal of our benighted Colonial Secretary and Treasurer to grant the insignificant sum of two hundred pounds to the necessitous widow of Samuel Wilson, who was killed by being run over by a trolley on our beautiful jetty. Does the Colonial Secretary know the meaning of the word Nemesis? Let him ponder!
The appearance of Bowen at this time of latent agitation for Separation and open and undisguised animosity to the upstart collection of humpies on a mud bank in Cleveland Bay, was pleasing in the extreme. Wide, tree-planted, grassy streets, kept scrupulously clean, handsomely-built bungalows, enclosed in gardens containing tropical and sub-tropical plants (the residences of the officials and their families), a court-house and other public buildings of such size and ornate construction that they surpassed those of any other town in the colony, except the capital; an environment of back country grateful to look upon, and a harbour of surpassing beauty.
The editor of the Clarion despite his inflated leaders, was a thoroughly sensible man, who fully recognised the potentialities of the port, and yet saw that it was doomed to sink into comparative insignificance, and that the collection of humpies on a mud bank was to be the future capital of the Far North. But he struggled on gamely. He was a genial, merry-hearted old bachelor, who had once loved his paper as a mother loves her one child, and had spent his capital of two thousand pounds in trying to keep the town alive as long as possible. A refined, highly-educated man, he was obligedafter two years bitter financial experienceto resort to the type of journalism prevalent amongst Australian country newspapers; otherwise he could not have made a living. But he despised the very people for whom he was apparently fighting so strenuously, and often savagely reproached himself for having turned aside from the straight path.
Thank Heaven, Im not married! he said to himself one evening, as throwing himself down upon a couch in his bedroom at the Queens Hotel, he began to glance through a bundle of exchanges which he had brought from the office, and in a few minutes a smile spread over his face, as he read the following in the Rockhampton Bulletin:
The Bowen Clarion is making a game effort to bolster up that little tin-pot township with its coterie of highly-paid, useless officials, who for six years past have battened on the public revenues. It was the misfortune of a representative of this journal to be obliged to spend two weeks in Port Denison not long since, and his terse description of the spot and its inhabitants deserves a place in the guide book of the colony which has yet to be written. Bowen is a delightfully laid-out town on the shores of Port Denison. It is inhabited by some six hundred peoplemostly official loafers and spongers of the worst type. The community consists of boozy squatters, snobbish wives of snobbish officials, anaemic old maids, obsequious tradesmen on the verge of insolvency, and two respectable and hard-working personsthe latter are Chinamen. The tony society of Bowen is about as lively and intelligent as that of a decaying Cathedral town in the old country. The atmosphere of matchless snobbery and vulgarity that pervades Bowen can be perceived by the passing voyager many miles out at sea.
By Jove! hes not far wrong, commented the editor, as putting down the paper he took up another, and had just ripped off the the cover, when the chambermaid tapped at the door, then entered with a card.
Thank Heaven, Im not married! he said to himself one evening, as throwing himself down upon a couch in his bedroom at the Queens Hotel, he began to glance through a bundle of exchanges which he had brought from the office, and in a few minutes a smile spread over his face, as he read the following in the Rockhampton Bulletin:
The Bowen Clarion is making a game effort to bolster up that little tin-pot township with its coterie of highly-paid, useless officials, who for six years past have battened on the public revenues. It was the misfortune of a representative of this journal to be obliged to spend two weeks in Port Denison not long since, and his terse description of the spot and its inhabitants deserves a place in the guide book of the colony which has yet to be written. Bowen is a delightfully laid-out town on the shores of Port Denison. It is inhabited by some six hundred peoplemostly official loafers and spongers of the worst type. The community consists of boozy squatters, snobbish wives of snobbish officials, anaemic old maids, obsequious tradesmen on the verge of insolvency, and two respectable and hard-working personsthe latter are Chinamen. The tony society of Bowen is about as lively and intelligent as that of a decaying Cathedral town in the old country. The atmosphere of matchless snobbery and vulgarity that pervades Bowen can be perceived by the passing voyager many miles out at sea.
By Jove! hes not far wrong, commented the editor, as putting down the paper he took up another, and had just ripped off the the cover, when the chambermaid tapped at the door, then entered with a card.
The gentleman wishes to see you particularly, sir.
He took the card from the tray, and read,
THOMAS GERRARD. Ocho Rios.
beneath was written, Urgently desires to see the editor of the Clarion on business of importance.
Ask him to come in, Milly, he said as he kicked a chair into position.
CHAPTER VII
How do you do, Mr Gerrard? he said, as with outstretched hand he met his visitor at the door. I am glad to meet Ted Westonleys brother-in-law at last. How is he?
Very well, indeed, when I last saw him, replied Gerrard, as he sat down, and Lacey rang the bell.
I have not seen him for ten years, said the editor. Ah, here you are, M illy! What will you take, Mr Gerrard? You must excuse my rig (he was in his pyjamas); but its so infernally hot that I always get into these the minute Im back in my room. When did you arrive?
Only an hour ago, in the Tinonee.
Going back to your station, I suppose? By the way, arent youor is it Jardine?who is the furthest north cattle man?
Jardine; but his station is on the east side. Im on the west; the Gulf side, between the Batavia River and Duyfhen Point.
Lacey looked admiringly at the well-knit figure and handsome, tanned face of his visitor. Well, the climate up there cant be as bad as it is painted. I never saw a man look better than you do.
Oh! the climate doesnt hurt me now. Ive had my share of fever of course; so has everyone on Ocho Rios. The niggers are our chief trouble.
Ah! no doubt. By the way, Aulain, of the Black Police is down here on sick leave. Hell be glad to see you.
And I him. Hes a fine fellow, isnt he?
A whiter manor a better gentlemannever put foot in a stirrup. Ive got to like him very much. And he thinks no end of you. Says youre the best scrub rider he ever saw.
Gerrard laughed. Praise from him is praise indeed. All I can say is that I have never seen anyone who can go through scrub or thick timber like Randolph Aulain. Where is he staying?
Hereat the Queens. Hes had a terrible time with fever, and cant do more than sit up. Well go and see him presently.
Oh, yes! But I want to speak to you on a matter of some importance first. That is why I have ventured to come to your hotel. I did go to the Clarion office, but just missed you.
Im only too delighted to see you, even if you were not Westonleys brother-in-law. You know that he and I were at Rugby together, and then at Oxford? But, before I say anything else, when does your steamer leave?
This afternoon at four oclock; but I am not going on in her. Im in somewhat of a hole, and I felt sure you would assist me.
Indeed I will. Im not flush. This blessed rag of mine doesnt pay, but I can raise a hundred from the bank here.
Gerrard laughed. No, not that, Mr Lacey. Im not broke, and it is not money I want. At the same time I appreciate your generosity. Ted has often told me you would do any mortal thing for a friend in need. He paused, and then began, Mr Lacey
Drop the Mr please.
Well, then, Lacey, I want your advice and assistance. Do you know any decent family here who would take care of a boy of eleven years of age for about a fortnight?
The editor of the Clarion tugged thoughtfully at his long, white moustache for a few moments. Yes, I think I do know of such a family. I used to board with them when I first came to this infernal hole. Their name is Woodfall. The father is a dairyman here, and a very decent hard-working man. His wife is a thoroughly, good honest woman, and they have no children. I think they would be suitable people; and Im sure would look after the boy very well. Where is he?
On board the steamer, just now, waiting for me. Ill tell you how Im fixed. The youngster is an orphan who was living with my brother-in-law at Marumbah. I took a great fancy to him, and as my sister did not care much for the young un, though Ted did, I persuaded Ted to let me have him to father. I should have liked to have had my poor sister Marys little girlyou know that my sister died soon after her husband and my father and mother all went together in the Cassowarybut, of course, I couldnt bring her away from civilisationtheres no white woman within two hundred miles of Ocho Rios. Then he went on telling his host the history of Jim, from the time Westonley had brought him away from Newcastle to the present. Lacey listened with interest.
Well, a few weeks ago in Sydney I met a Mrs Tallis, a widow. Her husband was a squatter, and died a few months ago in Sydney.
I knew him. His station is called Kaburieit is between here and Mackayand is a rattling good cattle run.
Yes. She wants to sell it. I suppose the poor little woman doesnt like going back to the place now. However now Im coming to the point Ive an idea that it might suit me as a breeding station, and told her I would stop at Bowen, and go and look at it. Now it would suit me very well if I could leave my protégé here for a couple of weeks, as the young scamp has managed to sprain his wrist on board, and so cant very well come with me, though I should like to take him very much.
The Woodfalls will take him, Im sure. And I will look after him as well. Now, will you come and see Aulain for a few minutes? Then Ill take you up to Mrs Woodfall.
Aulain, a strikingly handsome, slightly-built, olive-faced man, with jet-black beard and moustache, was delighted to see Gerrard.
Hallo! old Tom-and-Jerry, Im glad to see you again. Sit down and tell me o the wondrous sights o Sydney and Melbourne. Heavens, man, I wish I could get away down South for six months.