I promise, said Lewis, and whatever I promise mother will fulfil, so make your mind easy on that head. Now, mother, I shouldnt wonder if Captain Wopper could provide you with that other little inexpensive luxury you mentioned this morning. Dyou think you could recommend a page?
Whats a page, lad?
What! have you never heard of a pagea page in buttons? asked Lewis in surprise.
Never, replied the Captain, shaking his head.
Why, a page is a small boy, usually clad in blue tights, to make him look as like a spider as possible, with three rows of brass buttons up the front of his jackettwo of the rows being merely ornamental, and going over his shoulders. He usually wears a mans hat for the sake of congruity, and is invariably as full of mischief as an egg is of meat. Can you find such an article?
Ha! exclaimed the Captain. What is he used for?
Chiefly for ornament, doing messages, being in the way when not wanted, and out of the way when required.
Yes, said the Captain, meditatively, Ive got my eye
Your weather eye? asked Lewis.
Yes, my weather eye, on a lad wholl fit you.
To a tee? inquired Emma, archly.
To a tee, miss, assented the Captain, with a bland smile.
Lewis again pulled out his note-book to enter the name and address, but the Captain assured him that he would manage this case himself; and it was finally settledfor Lewis carried everything his own way, as a matter of coursethat Dr George Lawrence was to be written to next day, and Captain Wopper was to provide a page.
And youll have to get him and yourself ready as fast as possible, said the youth in conclusion, for we shall set off as soon as my mothers trunks are packed.
Next morning, while Captain Wopper was seated conversing with his old landlady at the breakfast-tablethe morning meal having been just concludedhe heard the voice of Gillie White in the court. Going to the end of the passage, he ordered that imp to come aloft.
Gillie appeared in a few seconds, nodded patronisingly to old Mrs Roby, hoped she was salubrious, and demanded to know what was up.
My lad, said the Captainand as he spoke, the urchin assumed an awful look of mock solemnity.
I want to know if you think you could behave yourself if you was to try?
Ah! said Gillie, with the air of a cross-examining advocate, the keewestion is not wether I could behave myself if I wos to try, but, wether I think I could. Well, ahem! that depends. I think I could, now, if there was offered a very strong indoocement.
Just so, my lad, returned the Captain, nodding, thats exactly what I mean to offer. What dee say to a noo suit of blue tights, with three rows brass buttons; a situation in a respectable family; a fair wage; as much as you can eat and drink; and a trip to Switzerland to begin with?
While the Captain spoke, the small boys eyes opened wider and wider, and his month followed suit, until he stood the very picture of astonishment.
You dont mean it? he exclaimed.
Indeed I do, my lad.
Then Im your man, returned the small boy emphatically, putt me down for that sitooation; send for a lawyer, draw up the articles, Ill sign em right off, and
Gillie, my boy, interrupted the Captain, one o the very first things you have to do in larnin to behave yourself is to clap a stopper on your tongueits far too long.
All right, Cappn, answered the imp, Ill go to Guys Hospital drectly and ave three-fourths of it ampitated.
Do, said the Captain, somewhat sternly, an ask em to attach a brake to the bit thats left.
Now, lad, he continued, youve got a very dirty face.
Gillie nodded, with his lips tightly compressed to check utterance.
And a very ragged head of hair, he added.
Again Gillie nodded.
The Captain pointed to a basin of water which stood on a chair in a corner of the room, beside which lay a lump of yellow soap, a comb, and a rough jack-towel.
There, said he, go to work.
Gillie went to work with a will, and scrubbed himself to such an extent, that his skin must undoubtedly have been thinner after the operation. The washing, however, was easy compared with the combing. The boys mop was such a tangled web, that the comb at first refused to pass through it; and when, encouraged by the Captain, the urchin did at last succeed in rending its masses apart various inextricable bunches came away bodily, and sundry teeth of the comb were left behind. At last, however, it was reduced to something like order, to the immense satisfaction of Mrs Roby and the Captain.
Now, said the latter, did you ever have a Turkish bath?
Nonever.
Well, then, come with me and have one. Have you got a cap?
Hmnever mind, come along; youre not cleaned up yet by a long way; but well manage it in course of time.
As the Captain and his small protégé passed along the streets, the former took occasion to explain that a Turkish bath was a species of mild torture, in which a man was stewed alive, and baked in an oven, and par-boiled, and scrubbed, and pinched, and thumped (sometimes black and blue), and lathered with soap till he couldnt see, and heated up to seven thousand and ten, Fahrenheit and soused with half-boiling water, and shot at with cold wateror shot into it, as the case might beand rolled in a sheet like a mummy, and stretched out a like corpse to cool. Most men, he said, felt gaspy in Turkish baths, and weak ones were alarmed lest they should get suffocated beyond recovery; but strong men rather enjoy themselves in em than otherwise.
Hah! exclaimed the imp, may I wentur to ax, Cappn, wots the effect on boys?
To this the Captain replied that he didnt exactly know, never having heard of boys taking Turkish baths. Whereupon Gillie suggested, that if possible he might have himself cleaned in an ordinary bath.
Impossible, my lad, said the Captain, decidedly. No ornary bath would clean you under a week, unless black soap and scrubbin brushes was used.
But dont be alarmed, Gillie, he added, looking down with a twinkle in his eyes, Ill go into the bath along with you. Well sink or swim together, my boy, and Ill see that youre not overdone. Im rather fond of them myself, dee see, so I can recommend em from experience.
Somewhat reassured by this, though still a little uneasy in his mind, the imp followed his patron to the baths.
It would have been a sight worth seeing, the entrance of these two into the temple of soap-and-water. To see Gillies well-made, but very meagre and dirty little limbs unrobed; to see him decked out with the scrimpest possible little kilt, such as would, perhaps, have suited the fancy of a Fiji islander; to see his gaze of undisguised admiration on beholding his companions towering and massive frame in the same unwonted costume, if we may so style it; to see the intensifying of his astonishment when ushered into the first room, at beholding six or seven naked, and apparently dead men, laid round the walls, as if ready for dissection; to see the monkey-like leap, accompanied by a squeal, with which he sprang from a hot stone-bench, having sat down thereon before it had been covered with a cloth for his reception; to see the rapid return of his self-possession in these unusual circumstances, and the ready manner in which he submitted himself to the various operations, as if he had been accustomed to Turkish baths from a period long prior to infancy; to see his horror on being introduced to the hottest room, and his furtive glance at the door, as though he meditated a rush into the open air, but was restrained by a sense of personal dignity; to see the ruling passion strong as ever in this (he firmly believed) his nearest approach to death, when, observing that the man next to him (who, as it were, turned the corner from him) had raised himself for a moment to arrange his pillow, he (Gillie) tipped up the corner of the mans sheet, which hung close to his face in such a manner that he (the man), on lying down again, placed his bare shoulder on the hot stone, and sprang up with a yell that startled into life the whole of the half-sleeping establishment with the exception of the youth on the opposite bench, who, having noticed the act, was thrown into convulsions of laughter, much to the alarm of Gillie, who had thought he was asleep and feared that he might tell;to see him laid down like a little pink-roll to be kneaded, and to hear him remark, in a calm voice, to the stalwart attendant that he might go in and win and neednt be afraid of hurting him; to observe his delight when put under the warm douche, his gasping shriek when unexpectedly assailed with the cold-shower, and his placid air of supreme felicity when wrapped up like a ghost in a white sheet, and left to dry in the cooling-roomto see and hear all this, we say, would have amply repaid a special journey to London from any reasonable distance. The event, however, being a thing of the past and language being unequal to the description, we are compelled to leave it all to the readers imagination.
Chapter Six.
A Lesson Taught and Learned
Two days after the events narrated in the last chapter, rather late in the evening, Dr George Lawrence called at the cabin in Grubbs Court, and found the Captain taking what he called a quiet pipe.
I have been visiting poor Mrs Leven, he said to Mrs Roby, sitting down beside her, and I fear she is a good deal worse to-night. That kind little woman, Netta White, has agreed to sit by her. Im sorry that I shall be obliged to leave her at such a critical stage of her illness, but I am obliged to go abroad for some time.
Goin abroad, sir! exclaimed Mrs Roby in surprise, for the Captain had not yet told her that Lawrence was to be of the party, although he had mentioned about himself and Gillie White.
Yes, Im going with Mrs Stoutleys family for some weeks to Switzerland.
Captain Wopper felt that his share in the arrangements was in danger of being found out. He therefore boldly took the lead.
Ah! I know all about that, sir.
Indeed? said Lawrence.
Yes, I dined the other day with Mrs Stoutley; she asked me also to be of the party, and Im going.
Lawrence again exclaimed, Indeed! with increasing surprise, and added, Well, now, that is a strange coincidence.
Well, dee know, said the Captain, in an argumentative tone, it dont seem to me much of a coincidence. You know she had to git some one to go with her son, and why not you, sir, as well as any of the other young sawbones in London? If she hadnt got you shed have got another, and that would have been a coincidence to him, dee see? Then, as to me, it wasnt unnatural that she should take a fancy to the man that nussed her dyin husband, an was chum to her brother-in-law; so, you see, thats how it came about and Im very glad to find, sir, that we are to sail in company for a short time.
Lawrence returned this compliment heartily, and was about to make some further remark, when little Netta White rushed into the room with a frightened look and pale cheeks, exclaiming, Oh, Dr Lawrence, sir, shes very ill. I think shes dying.
Without waiting for a reply, the child ran out of the room followed by Lawrence and Mrs Roby, who was assisted by the Captainfor she walked with great difficulty even when aided by her crutches. In a few seconds they stood beside Mrs Levens bed. It was a lowly bed, with scant and threadbare coverings, and she who lay on it was of a lowly spiritone who for many years had laid her head on the bosom of Jesus, and had found Him, through a long course of poverty and mental distress, a very present help in trouble.
I fear that Im very ill, she said, faintly.
No doubt you feel rather low just now, said the doctor, but that is very much owing to your having lived so long on insufficient diet. I will give you something, however, which will soon pull you up a bit. Come, cheer up. Dont let your spirits get so low.
Yes, she murmured, I am brought very low, but the Lord will lift me up. He is my strength and my Redeemer.
She clasped her hands with difficulty, and shut her eyes.
A silence followed, during which Captain Wopper drew Lawrence into the passage.
Dyou think she is near her end, doctor?
She looks very like it, replied the doctor. There is a possibility that she might recover if the right medicine could be found, namely, ease of mind; but her dissipated son has robbed her of that, and is the only one who can give it back to herif indeed he has the power left now. She is dying of what is unprofessionally styled a broken heart. It is unfortunate that her son is not with her at present.
Does no one know where to find him? asked the Captain.
I fear not, replied the doctor.
Please, sir, I think I know, said a subdued voice behind them.
It was that of Gillie White, who had drawn near very silently, being overawed by the sad scene in the sick-room.
Do you, my lad? then get along as fast as you can and show me the way, said the Captain, buttoning up his pilot-coat. Ill bring him here before long, doctor, if hes to be found.
In a few minutes the Captain and Gillie were at the head of the lane, where the former hailed a passing cab, bade the boy jump in, and followed him.
Now, my lad, give the address, said the Captain.
The Strand, said the boy, promptly.
What number, sir? asked the cabman, looking at the Captain.
Right on till I stop you, said Gillie, with the air of a commander-in-chiefwhom in some faint manner he now resembled, for he was in livery, being clothed in blue tights and brass buttons.
In a short time Gillie gave the order to pull up, and they got out in front of a brilliantly-lighted and open door with a lamp above it, on which was written the word Billiards. The Captain observed that it was the same door as that at which he had parted from Lewis Stoutley some days before.
Dismissing the cab and entering, they quickly found themselves in a large and well-lighted billiard-room, which was crowded with men of all ages and aspects, some of whom played, others looked on and betted, a good many drank brandy and water, and nearly all smoked. It was a bright scene of dissipation, where many young men, deceiving themselves with the idea that they went merely to practise or to enjoy a noble game of skill, were taking their first steps on the road to ruin.
The Captain, closely attended by Gillie, moved slowly through the room, looking anxiously for Fred Leven. For some time they failed to find him. At last a loud curse, uttered in the midst of a knot of on-lookers, attracted their attention. It was followed by a general laugh, as a young man, whose dishevelled hair and flushed face showed that he had been drinking hard, burst from among them and staggered towards the door.
Never mind, Fred, shouted a voice that seemed familiar to the Captain, youll win it back from me next time.
Ere the youth had passed, the Captain stepped forward and laid his hand on his arm.
Fred uttered a savage growl, and drew back his clenched hand as if to strike, but Captain Woppers size and calm look of decision induced him to hold his hand.
What dyou mean by interrupting me? he demanded, sternly.
My lad, said the Captain, in a low, solemn voice, your mother is dying, come with me. Youve no time to lose.
The youths face turned ashy pale, and he passed his hand hastily across his brow.
Whats wrong? exclaimed Lewis Stoutley, who had recognised the Captain, and come forward at the moment.
Did he lose his money to you? asked the Captain, abruptly.
Well, yes, he did, retorted Lewis, with a look of offended dignity.
Come along, then, my lad. I want you too. Its a case of life an death. Ask no questions, but come along.
The Captain said this with such an air of authority, that Lewis felt constrained to obey. Fred Leven seemed to follow like one in a dream. They all got into a cab, and were driven back to Grubbs Court.
As they ascended the stair, the Captain whispered to Lewis, Keep in the background, my lad. Do nothing but look and listen.
Another moment and they were in the passage, where Lawrence stopped them.
Youre almost too late, sir, he said to Fred, sternly. If you had fed and clothed your mother better in time past, she might have got over this. Fortunately for her, poor soul, some people, who dont gamble away their own and their parents means, have given her the help that you have refused. Go in, sir, and try to speak words of comfort to her now.