That makes a difference, I admitted.
And I couldnt bear to break her heart.
Heaven forbid! I cried. It is the one unpardonable sin. Better anything than that. Then I grew practical. Fathers consent?
MY fathers? IS it likely? He expects me to marry into some distinguished English family.
I hummed a moment. Well, out with it! I exclaimed, pointing my cigar at him.
He leaned back in his chair and told me the whole story. A pretty girl; golden hair; introduced to her by a friend; nice, simple little thing; mind and heart above the irregular stage on to which she had been driven by poverty alone; father dead; mother in reduced circumstances. To keep the home together, poor Sissie decided
Precisely so, I murmured, knocking off my ash. The usual self-sacrifice! Case quite normal! Everything en regle!
You dont mean to say you doubt it? he cried, flushing up, and evidently regarding me as a hopeless cynic. I do assure you, Dr. Cumberledge, the poor childthough miles, of course, below Miss Teppings levelis as innocent, and as good
As a flower in May. Oh, yes; I dont doubt it. How did you come to propose to her, though?
He reddened a little. Well, it was almost accidental, he said, sheepishly. I called there one evening, and her mother had a headache and went up to bed. And when we two were left alone, Sissie talked a great deal about her future and how hard her life was. And after a while she broke down and began to cry. And then
I cut him short with a wave of my hand. You need say no more, I put in, with a sympathetic face. We have all been there.
We paused a moment, while I puffed smoke at the photograph again. Well, I said at last, her face looks to me really simple and nice. It is a good face. Do you see her often?
Oh, no; shes on tour.
In the provinces?
Myes; just at present, at Scarborough.
But she writes to you?
Every day.
Would you think it an unpardonable impertinence if I made bold to ask whether it would be possible for you to show me a specimen of her letters?
He unlocked a drawer and took out three or four. Then he read one through, carefully. I dont think, he said, in a deliberative voice, it would be a serious breach of confidence in me to let you look through this one. Theres really nothing in it, you knowjust the ordinary average every-day love-letter.
I glanced through the little note. He was right. The conventional hearts and darts epistle. It sounded nice enough: Longing to see you again; so lonely in this place; your dear sweet letter; looking forward to the time; your ever-devoted Sissie.
That seems straight, I answered. However, I am not quite sure. Will you allow me to take it away, with the photograph? I know I am asking much. I want to show it to a lady in whose tact and discrimination I have the greatest confidence.
What, Daphne?
I smiled. No, not Daphne, I answered. Our friend, Miss Wade. She has extraordinary insight.
I could trust anything to Miss Wade. She is true as steel.
You are right, I answered. That shows that you, too, are a judge of character.
He hesitated. I feel a brute, he cried, to go on writing every day to Sissie Montagueand yet calling every day to see Miss Tepping. But stillI do it.
I grasped his hand. My dear fellow, I said, nearly ninety per cent. of men, after allare human!
I took both letter and photograph back with me to Nathaniels. When I had gone my rounds that night, I carried them into Hilda Wades room and told her the story. Her face grew grave. We must be just, she said at last. Daphne is deeply in love with him; but even for Daphnes sake, we must not take anything for granted against the other lady.
I produced the photograph. What do you make of that? I asked. I think it an honest face, myself, I may tell you.
She scrutinised it long and closely with a magnifier. Then she put her head on one side and mused very deliberately. Madeline Shaw gave me her photograph the other day, and said to me, as she gave it, I do so like these modern portraits; they show one WHAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN.
You mean they are so much touched up!
Exactly. That, as it stands, is a sweet, innocent facean honest girls facealmost babyish in its transparency but the innocence has all been put into it by the photographer.
You think so?
I know it. Look here at those lines just visible on the cheek. They disappear, nowhere, at impossible angles. AND the corners of that mouth. They couldnt go so, with that nose and those puckers. The thing is not real. It has been atrociously edited. Part is natures; part, the photographers; part, even possibly paint and powder.
But the underlying face?
Is a minxs.
I handed her the letter. This next? I asked, fixing my eyes on her as she looked.
She read it through. For a minute or two she examined it. The letter is right enough, she answered, after a second reading, though its guileless simplicity is, perhaps, under the circumstances, just a leetle overdone; but the handwritingthe handwriting is duplicity itself: a cunning, serpentine hand, no openness or honesty in it. Depend upon it, that girl is playing a double game.
You believe, then, there is character in handwriting?
Undoubtedly; when we know the character, we can see it in the writing. The difficulty is, to see it and read it BEFORE we know it; and I have practised a little at that. There is character in all we do, of courseour walk, our cough, the very wave of our hands; the only secret is, not all of us have always skill to see it. Here, however, I feel pretty sure. The curls of the gs and the tails of the yshow full they are of wile, of low, underhand trickery!
I looked at them as she pointed. That is true! I exclaimed. I see it when you show it. Lines meant for effect. No straightness or directness in them!
Hilda reflected a moment. Poor Daphne! she murmured. I would do anything to help her.... Ill tell what might be a good plan. Her face brightened. My holiday comes next week. Ill run down to Scarboroughits as nice a place for a holiday as anyand Ill observe this young lady. It can do no harmand good may come of it.
How kind of you! I cried. But you are always all kindness.
Hilda went to Scarborough, and came back again for a week before going on to Bruges, where she proposed to spend the greater part of her holidays. She stopped a night or two in town to report progress, and, finding another nurse ill, promised to fill her place till a substitute was forthcoming.
Well, Dr. Cumberledge, she said, when she saw me alone, I was right! I have found out a fact or two about Daphnes rival!
You have seen her? I asked.
Seen her? I have stopped for a week in the same house. A very nice lodging-house on the Spa front, too. The girls well enough off. The poverty plea fails. She goes about in good rooms and carries a mother with her.
Thats well, I answered. That looks all right.
Oh, yes, shes quite presentable: has the manners of a lady whenever she chooses. But the chief point is this: she laid her letters every day on the table in the passage outside her door for postlaid them all in a row, so that when one claimed ones own one couldnt help seeing them.
Well, that was open and aboveboard, I continued, beginning to fear we had hastily misjudged Miss Sissie Montague.
Very opentoo much so, in fact; for I was obliged to note the fact that she wrote two letters regularly every day of her lifeto my two mashes, she explained one afternoon to a young man who was with her as she laid them on the table. One of them was always addressed to Cecil Holsworthy, Esq.
And the other?
Wasnt.
Did you note the name? I asked, interested.
Yes; here it is. She handed me a slip of paper.
I read it: Reginald Nettlecraft, Esq., 427, Staples Inn, London.
What, Reggie Nettlecraft! I cried, amused. Why, he was a very little boy at Charterhouse when I was a big one; he afterwards went to Oxford, and got sent down from Christ Church for the part he took in burning a Greek bust in Tom Quadan antique Greek bustafter a bump supper.
Just the sort of man I should have expected, Hilda answered, with a suppressed smile. I have a sort of inkling that Miss Montague likes HIM best; he is nearer her type; but she thinks Cecil Holsworthy the better match. Has Mr. Nettlecraft money?
Not a penny, I should say. An allowance from his father, perhaps, who is a Lincolnshire parson; but otherwise, nothing.
Then, in my opinion, the young lady is playing for Mr. Holsworthys money; failing which, she will decline upon Mr. Nettlecrafts heart.
We talked it all over. In the end I said abruptly: Nurse Wade, you have seen Miss Montague, or whatever she calls herself. I have not. I wont condemn her unheard. I have half a mind to run down one day next week to Scarborough and have a look at her.
Do. That will suffice. You can judge then for yourself whether or not I am mistaken.
I went; and what is more, I heard Miss Sissie sing at her halla pretty domestic song, most childish and charming. She impressed me not unfavourably, in spite of what Hilda said. Her peach-blossom cheek might have been art, but looked like nature. She had an open face, a baby smile and there was a frank girlishness about her dress and manner that took my fancy. After all, I thought to myself, even Hilda Wade is fallible.
So that evening, when her turn was over, I made up my mind to go round and call upon her. I had told Cecil Holsworthy my intentions beforehand, and it rather shocked him. He was too much of a gentleman to wish to spy upon the girl he had promised to marry. However, in my case, there need be no such scruples. I found the house and asked for Miss Montague. As I mounted the stairs to the drawing-room floor, I heard a sound of voicesthe murmur of laughter; idiotic guffaws, suppressed giggles, the masculine and feminine varieties of tomfoolery.
YOUD make a splendid woman of business, YOU would! a young man was saying. I gathered from his drawl that he belonged to that sub-species of the human race which is known as the Chappie.
Wouldnt I just? a girls voice answered, tittering. I recognised it as Sissies. You ought to see me at it! Why, my brother set up a place once for mending bicycles; and I used to stand about at the door, as if I had just returned from a ride; and when fellows came in, with a nut loose or something, Id begin talking with them while Bertie tightened it. Then, when THEY werent looking, Id dab the business end of a darning-needle, so, just plump into their tires; and of course, as soon as they went off, they were back again in a minute to get a puncture mended! I call THAT business.
A roar of laughter greeted the recital of this brilliant incident in a commercial career. As it subsided, I entered. There were two men in the room, besides Miss Montague and her mother, and a second young lady.
Excuse this late call, I said, quietly, bowing. But I have only one night in Scarborough, Miss Montague, and I wanted to see you. Im a friend of Mr. Holsworthys. I told him Id look you up, and this is my sole opportunity.
I FELT rather than saw that Miss Montague darted a quick glance of hidden meaning at her friends the chappies; their faces, in response, ceased to snigger and grew instantly sober.
She took my card; then, in her alternative manner as the perfect lady, she presented me to her mother. Dr. Cumberledge, mamma, she said, in a faintly warning voice. A friend of Mr. Holsworthys.
The old lady half rose. Let me see, she said, staring at me. WHICH is Mr. Holsworthy, Siss?is it Cecil or Reggie?
One of the chappies burst into a fatuous laugh once more at this remark. Now, youre giving away the whole show, Mrs. Montague! he exclaimed, with a chuckle. A look from Miss Sissie immediately checked him.
I am bound to admit, however, that after these untoward incidents of the first minute, Miss Montague and her friends behaved throughout with distinguished propriety. Her manners were perfectI may even say demure. She asked about Cecil with charming naivete. She was frank and girlish. Lots of innocent fun in her, no doubtshe sang us a comic song in excellent taste, which is a severe testbut not a suspicion of double-dealing. If I had not overheard those few words as I came up the stairs, I think I should have gone away believing the poor girl an injured child of nature.
As it was, I went back to London the very next day, determined to renew my slight acquaintance with Reggie Nettlecraft.
Fortunately, I had a good excuse for going to visit him. I had been asked to collect among old Carthusians for one of those endless testimonials which pursue one through life, and are, perhaps, the worst Nemesis which follows the crime of having wasted ones youth at a public school: a testimonial for a retiring master, or professional cricketer, or washerwoman, or something; and in the course of my duties as collector it was quite natural that I should call upon all my fellow-victims. So I went to his rooms in Staples Inn and reintroduced myself.
Reggie Nettlecraft had grown up into an unwholesome, spotty, indeterminate young man, with a speckled necktie, and cuffs of which he was inordinately proud, and which he insisted on flashing every second minute. He was also evidently self-satisfied; which was odd, for I have seldom seen anyone who afforded less cause for rational satisfaction. Hullo, he said, when I told him my name. So its you, is it, Cumberledge? He glanced at my card. St. Nathaniels Hospital! What rot! Why, blow me tight if you havent turned sawbones!
That is my profession, I answered, unashamed. And you?
Oh, I dont have any luck, you know, old man. They turned me out of Oxford because I had too much sense of humour for the authorities therebeastly set of old fogeys! Objected to my chucking oyster shells at the tutors windowsgood old English custom, fast becoming obsolete. Then I crammed for the Army. But, bless your heart, a GENTLEMAN has no chance for the Army nowadays; a pack of blooming cads, with what they call intellect, read up for the exams, and dont give US a look-in; I call it sheer piffle. Then the Guvnor set me on electrical engineeringelectrical engineerings played out. I put no stock in it; besides, its such beastly fag; and then, you get your hands dirty. So now Im reading for the Bar; and if only my coach can put me up to tips enough to dodge the examiners, I expect to be called some time next summer.
And when you have failed for everything? I inquired, just to test his sense of humour.
He swallowed it like a roach. Oh, when Ive failed for everything, I shall stick up to the Guvnor. Hang it all, a GENTLEMAN cant be expected to earn his own livelihood. Englands going to the dogs, thats where it is; no snug little sinecures left for chaps like you and me; all this beastly competition. And no respect for the feelings of gentlemen, either! Why, would you believe it, Cumbergroundwe used to call you Cumberground at Charterhouse, I remember, or was it Fig Tree?I happened to get a bit lively in the Haymarket last week, after a rattling good supper, and the chap at the police courtold cove with a squintpositively proposed to send me to prison, WITHOUT THE OPTION OF A FINE!Ill trouble you for thatsend ME to prison justfor knocking down a common brute of a bobby. Theres no mistake about it; Englands NOT a country now for a gentleman to live in.