Youd emerged in the middle of one of these pockets. The bus had lumbered up to close on thirty miles an hour. You were flung through the air diagonally on to the bonnet of an oncoming Range Rover whose superior acceleration had got him up to near sixty. From there you bounced on to a table set on the pavement outside a coffee shop, and from there through the shops plate-glass window.
By this time your body was in such a mess that it wasnt till they got you into an ambulance that someone noticed there was a coffee spoon sticking out of your right eye.
Both your legs were fractured, the left one in several places. You also broke your left arm, your collarbone, your pelvis and most of your ribs. You suffered severe head trauma and fractured your skull. And youd left half of your right hand somewhere in the coffee shop, but unfortunately no one handed it in to Lost Property.
As for your internal organs, you get the impression the medics crossed their fingers and hoped.
Not that it can seem to have mattered all that much. Until you opened your eye, the smart prognosis was that sooner or later youd have to be switched off.
At first you have almost as little concept of the passage of time as in your coma. You exist in a no-mans land between waking and sleeping, and the pain of treatment and the pain of dreams merge indistinguishably. Brief intervals of lucidity are occupied with trying to come to terms with your physical state. You are totally self-centred with your mental faculties so fragmented that information comes in fluorescent flashes, making it impossible to distinguish between memory and nightmare. So you do what non-nerds do when a computer goes on the blink: you switch off and hope it will have put itself right by the time you switch on again.
But though you have no sense of progress, progress there must be for eventually in one of the lucid intervals you find that youre certain you have a wife and family.
But no one comes visiting. Your room is not bedecked with get-well cards, you receive no bouquets of flowers or bottles of bubbly to mark your return to life. Perhaps the nursing staff are hoarding them, is your last lucid thought before drifting off into no-mans land once more.
Next time you awake, you have a visitor. Or a vision.
He stands at the end of your bed, a fleshy little man wearing a beach shirt with the kind of pattern you make on the wall after a bad chicken tikka. You think you recognize his sun-reddened face but no name goes with it.
He doesnt speak, just stands there looking at you.
You close your eye for a second. Or a minute. Or longer.
When you open it again, hes gone.
But the space he occupied, in reality or in your mind, retains an after-image.
Or rather an after-impression.
Though still unable to separate memory from nightmare, youve always had a vague sense of some unpleasantness in the circumstances leading up to your accident. But even if real, you dont feel that this is anything to worry about. Its as if a deadline had passed. OK, you regret not being able to meet it, but once it has actually passed, your initial reaction is simply huge relief that you no longer have to worry about it!
But the appearance of Medler destroyed this foolish illusion.
Medler!
There, you remember the name without trying, or perhaps because you didnt try.
And with the name come other definite memories.
Medler, with his sly insinuating manner.
Medler whose mealy-mouth you punched. Twice.
Medler who raided your house, drove your wife and child into hiding, accused you of being a paedophile.
That at least must be sorted out by now, you reckon. Even the slow creaky mills of the Met must have ground the truth out of that ludicrous allegation after all these months.
Nurse Duggan comes in. You ask her how long since you came out of your coma.
She says, Nearly a fortnight.
A fortnight! you echo, looking round at the flowerless, card-less room.
She takes your point instantly and smiles sympathetically. She is, you come to realize, a truly kind woman. And shes not alone. OK, a couple of the nurses treat you like dog-shit, but most are thoroughly professional, even compassionate. Good old NHS!
Nurse Duggan now tries to soothe your disappointment with an explanation.
Its not policy to make a general announcement until they think its time.
Meaning until theyre sure your resurgence hasnt just been a fleeting visit before you slip back under for ever. But surely your nearest and dearest, Imogen and Ginny, would have been kept informed of every change in your condition? Why werent they here by your bedside?
You take a drink of water, using your left hand. The two fingers remaining on the right come in useful when words fail you in conversation with Dr Jekyll, but youre a long way from trusting a glass to their tender care.
Your vocal cords seem to be getting back to full flexibility, though your voice now has a sort of permanent hoarseness.
You say, Any phone calls for me? Any messages?
Nurse Duggan says, I think you need to talk to Mr McLucky. Ill have a word.
She leaves the room. Mr McLucky, you assume, is part of the hospital bureaucracy and you settle back for a long wait while he is summoned from his palatial office. But after only a few seconds, the door opens and a tall, lean man in tight jeans and a grey sweat-shirt comes in. About thirty, with a mouthful of nicotine-stained teeth in a long lugubrious face, he doesnt look like your idea of a hospital administrator.
You say, Mr McLucky?
He says, Detective Constable McLucky.
You stare at him. You feel youve seen him before, not like Medler, much more brieflyacross a crowded room? Later youll work out this was the out-of-place drinker in the Black Widow who alerted you to the fact that the police were waiting for you.
You say, What the hell are you doing here?
He says, My job.
You say, And what is your job, Detective Constable McLucky?
He says, Making sure you dont bugger off again, Sir Wilfred.
You would have laughed if you knew which muscles to use.
You say, You mean youre sitting outside the door, guarding me? How long have you been there?
Since you decided to wake, he says. The nurse said you wanted to talk to me.
He has a rough Glasgow accent and a manner to go with it.
You say, I wanted to know if theres been any messages for me. Or any visitors. But Im not clear why this information should come through you.
He says, Maybe its something to do with you being in police custody, facing serious charges.
It comes as a shock to hear confirmed what Medlers visit has made you suspect, that nothing has changed in the time youve spent out of things.
You are wrong there, of course. A hell of a lot of things have changed.
You feel mad but youre not in a position to lose your rag, so you say, Messages?
He shrugs and says, Sorry, none.
Thats enough excitement for one day. Or one week. Or whatever period of time it is that elapses before you feel strong enough to make a decision.
You get Nurse Duggan to summon DC McLucky again.
You say, Id like to make a phone call. Several phone calls.
He purses his lips doubtfully, an expression his friends must find very irritating. You want to respond with some kind of legalistic threat, but a man not yet able to wipe his own arse is not in a position to be threatening. The best you can manage is, Go ask DI Medler if you must. That will give him time to make sure all his bugs are working.
He says laconically, Medler? No use asking him. Early retirement back in January. Bad health.
That confirms what you suspected. You were hallucinating. Funny thing, the subconscious. Cant have been much of an effort for it to have conjured up Imo in all her naked glory, but instead it opted for that little shit.
You squint up at McLucky, difficult as that is with one eye. He still looks real.
You say, Please, resenting sounding so childish. But it does the trick.
McLucky leaves the room. You hear his voice distantly. You presume he is ringing for instructions.
Then a silence so long that you slip back into no-mans land. As you come out of it again, you wouldnt be surprised to find youd imagined DC McLucky too.
But there he is, sitting at the bedside. Has he been there for a minute or for an hour? Seeing your eye open, he picks up a phone from the floor and places it on the bed.
Can you manage? he asks.
Yes, you say. It might be a lie.
He goes out of the room.
You pick up the phone with difficulty, then realize you cant recall a single number. Except, thank God, Directory Enquiries. Asking for your own home number seems a sad admission of failure, so you say, Estover, Mast and Turbery. Solicitors in Holborn.
They get the number and put you through. You give your name and ask for Toby. After a delay a womans voice says, Hello, Sir Wilfred. Its Leila. How can I help you?
Leila. The name conjures up a picture of a big blonde girl with a lovely bum. Rumour has it that when Toby enters his office in the morning, his mail and Leila are both lying open on his desk. Youve always got on well with Leila.
Hi, Leila, you say. Could you put me through to Toby.
Im sorry, Sir Wilfred, but I cant do that, she says.
Why not, for Gods sake? Isnt he there? you say.
I mean Ive consulted Mr Estover and he does not think it would be appropriate to talk with you, she says, sounding very formal, as if shes quoting verbatim.
Not appropriate? You cant raise a bellow yet, but you manage a menacing croak. So when did sodding lawyers start thinking it wasnt appropriate to talk to their clients?
She says, still formal, Im sorry, Sir Wilfred, I assumed it had been made clear to you that you are no longer Mr Estovers client.
Then her voice changes and she reverts to her usual chatty tone, this time tinged with a certain worrying sympathy.
In the circumstances, it wouldnt really be appropriate, you must see that.
You get very close to a bellow now.
What circumstances, for fucks sake?
Oh hell. Look, Im sorry, she says, now sounding really concerned. I just assumed youd know. It shouldnt be me whos telling you this, but the thing is, Tobys acting for your wife in the divorce.
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Now this really was interesting, thought Alva Ozigbo.
Hed moved from the first person past to the second person present.
Did this bring him closer or move him further away?
Closer in a sense. The first instalment had been a pretty straightforward piece of storytelling. The detail he recalled, the emotional colouring he injected, all suggested this was a version of that distant morning frequently rehearsed in his mind. In fact, rehearsed was the mot juste. Like a dedicated actor, he had immersed himself so deeply in his role of innocent victim that he was actually living the part.
Shed done some serious research since she took over Haddas case. In fact, when she looked at her records, she was surprised to see just how much research shed done. Shed turned her eye inwards to seek out the reason for this special interest. Like her analysis of Hadda, that too was still work in progress.
She recalled Simon Homewoods advice when she had started here on that dark January day in 2015. It had surprised her.
Many of them will tell you they are innocent. Believe them. Carry on believing them as you study their cases. Examine all the evidence against them with an open, even a sceptical mind. You understand what Im saying?
Yes, but I dont understand why youre saying it, shed said.
He smiled and said, Because thats what I do with every prisoner who comes into my care at Parkleigh. Until Im absolutely convinced of their guilt, I cannot help them. I want it to be the same for you.
And how often have you not been convinced? shed asked boldly.
Twice, he said. One was freed on appeal. The other killed himself before anything could be done. I am determined that will never happen again.
So shed gone over the evidence against Hadda in the paedophile case with a fine-tooth comb. And shed persuaded Giles Nevinson of the prosecutors office to do the same. Tight as a ducks arse, hed declared cheerfully. And thats water-tight. Why so interested in this fellow?
Because hesinteresting, was all she could reply. Psychologically, I mean.
Why did she need to add that? How else could she be interested in a man like this, a convicted sexual predator and fraudster with a penchant for violence? It was on record that in his early days at Parkleigh hed come close enough to normal prisoners for them to attempt physical assault. His crippling leg injury limited his speed of movement, but he retained tremendous upper body strength and he had hospitalized one assailant. Transfer to the Special Wing had put him out of reach of physical attack, and verbal abuse he treated with the same massive indifference as he displayed to all other attempts to make contact with him. In the end a kind of contract was established with the prison management. He made no trouble, he got no trouble.
He also got no treatment. While he wasnt one of those prisoners who staged roof-top demonstrations to protest their innocence or had outside support groups mounting appeals, he never took the smallest step towards acknowledging his guilt. Perhaps it was this sheer intractability that caught her attention.
With the Directors permission, she had visited Haddas cell at a time he and all the other prisoners were in the dining hall. Even by prison standards it was bare. A reasonable amount of personalization was allowed, but all that Hadda seemed to have done to mark his occupancy was to Blu-Tack to the wall a copy of a painting that looked as if it had been torn out of a colour supplement. It showed a tall upright figure, his right hand resting on a lumberjacks axe, standing under a turbulent sky, looking out over a wide landscape of mountains and lakes. Alva studied it for several minutes.
Like paintings, do you, miss? enquired Chief Officer Proctor, whod escorted her into the cell.
I like what they tell me about the people who like them, said Alva. And of course the people who paint them.