The room is silent.
She reaches across and removes the coffee cup from Boyds hand and, winking, takes a sip.
No one dares move.
And with that, ladies and gentlemen, he says at last, I think its time for a cigarette.
As the studio drains of students, Robbie sits down next to me. I turn to her, stunned. I thought you said you were shit!
She grins. Oh, I can make a scene, if thats what you want. Now, on to more important matters. Who here thinks I should fuck the teacher? She giggles and raises her hand.
Imos practically apoplectic with indignation. My God, Robbie! Hes only about eighty! Thats 50 gross! she hisses. Why cant you ever take anything seriously?
Robbie sighs wistfully. But hes sexy! Besides, our Mr Chicken doesnt know his penis from his pancreas. Or my tits from my tonsils. Or, for that matter
Oh please! Imogene stalks off, hands pressed over her ears.
I shake my head. Bad Robbie. Down, girl.
Oh, Evie! She leans her head against my shoulder, stifling a yawn. But being good is so boring! And besides, Im ever such a long way from home.
Boyd walks over and sits down. Good work today he says, tapping me on the knee.
I look at him in amazement. But I completely fucked up!
What you did took courage and balls. Anyone who wants to be an actor has to get used to making a prize prat of themselves. And in my experience the bigger the talent, the bigger the flops. But it paid off, in the enddidnt it?
My whole insides warm with pride.
And you. He turns his attention to Robbie. Im a big fan of e.e.cummings but Im willing to wager thats just a little something you pull out of your back pocket any time you dont fancy paying for your own drinks.
To my surprise, Robbies pale cheeks are bright red. I thought nothing could faze her.
Dont waste my time, he continues. This isnt a nightclub in Soho and Im not, despite appearances, a casting agent for the European porn industry. And next time, he adds, standing up and reclaiming the coffee, go easy on the sugar.
That night, watching Top of the Pops and eating a supper of boiled rice, soy sauce and Singapore slings, Robbie composes her list of things to do. Shes possessed, pacing the living room and waving her fork in the air.
First off, girls, we need to get Evie here into Juilliard!
Guess that rules out my famous Hamlet speech.
She ignores me. Second, we need to get Imo laid. Preferably with the homo, so a real challenge, that one.
Hey! Imo comes to life from the depths of the sofa, where shes been lying comatose for almost an hour, staring at George Michael dancing around in a pair of tennis shorts, singing Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go. Why am I second?
BecauseRobbie pauses to take another sip of her drinkJuilliard will change Evies whole life, whereas getting laid with Mr Nancy Pants will pretty much leave you back where you started.
Oh. She leans back again, apparently satisfied but more than likely just pissed.
And lastly, we need to devise a way that I can impress the new love of my life, Mr Boyd Alexander.
Try turning up on time. I flick a forkful of rice at her.
No heckling! Im on a roll! Now, how can we do this? What we need is an eventsomething sophisticated, sexysomething where we can all dress up and look fabulous!
Youre blocking the television. Imo waves her out of the way. I like George Michael.
Robbie shakes her head. What is it with you and gay men?
Oh, no! Im not buying that for one second! Thats definitely one guy whos straight!
Hes a babe, I agree, drenching my rice in soy sauce.
Robbie freezes. Ive got it! Well throw a dinner party!
Do you think it makes any difference that none of us can cook? Imo turns to me. Sauce, please.
Robbie does a little pirouette, the contents of her drink splashing over the sides of her glass. Leave it all to me! Why do you girls always think so small? Dont you understand? We have the power to be anyone or anything we want! The chance to change our whole lives in the blink of an eye! Anything is possible! Nothing can defeat the House of Chekhov! We will go to Moscow, I tell you! We will!
I pass the soy sauce to Imo. From Russia with love.
Robbie drapes herself into one of the large leather chairs, sighing with satisfaction at the perfection of her own plan. You know, she muses, unfazed by the fact that were not really paying any attention to her, I cant wait to be famous. I really cant. I just know Im going to be good at it. And she leans back, her face a picture of contentment and easy, unruffled anticipation.
Dont you love the word naughty? she continues, swilling her drink around like character in a Noël Coward play. I mean, the way the English use it? Even the way they say the word naughty is naughty
Imo and I are transfixed by Duran Durans latest video in a way that prevents anything more than just shallow breathing.
Well, I love it, Robbie whispers, half to us, but mostly to herself. I cant think of anything more exciting than to be poised on the brink of committing acts of great daring and huge potential naughtiness.
Im late. Its quarter past nine already and Im still not out of the door. For the fifteenth time I examine myself in the full-length mirror of my wardrobe and attempt to readjust the little scrap of pale pink and blue silk Bunny gave me for my birthday. I try to tweak it with the same quick, sharp flick of the wrist Ive seen Bunny and Ally use so many times to great effect, but the result is unpromising. I look like an airline hostess. For Air Kazakhstan.
I dont wear scarves; I never have. So why am I wasting precious time today playing with one that, until ten minutes ago, was firmly (if discreetly) headed for Oxfam?
Ive lost my books. My room, normally a haven of cleanliness and order, has suddenly erupted into a full-blown mess. I cant find my papers. I tried to change my handbag to something slightly smaller and chicer, and now have a purse I cant close, exploding with a selection of strange objectsmentholated breath mints, coloured pens, boxes of half-eaten raisins for AlexThe bed has all but disappeared; covered with piles of rejected clothes, the floor with unread sections of the Sunday Times; I stub my toe on one of Alexs transformer toys (a bright red superhero which morphs into insect/vehicle) and hop around, clutching it and swearing, and then realize my tights have run
And Im forced to conclude that there is no point to having extra time. Im one of the women who dont know what to do with it anymore. In fact, the whole day runs much more smoothly if I have no time to think, feel, or deviate in any way from my set routine. Womens magazines are always pontificating about the emotional rewards of luxurious baths, long walks, stolen hours spent reading or meditating or just being, whatever that may be. But what they dont allow for are women like me, who simply panic if given an extra twenty minutes in the morning; whose fragile balance of identity can no longer negotiate a world filled with unanticipated freedom in any form without transforming it immediately into an obstacle course of right and wrong choices.
All because Ally took Alex to school today.
Enough. The twenty minutes are long gone now and Im late again anyway. Part of me is relieved to default to my normal panic stations mode. And as I tear the silk scarf off my neck, fling the contents of the cute handbag back into the enormous canvas holdall thats normally welded to my arm and shove my feet into a pair of black, stretchy pull-on boots which cover all sorts of leg-wear disasters and have for years and probably will for years to come, I feel the comforting rush of adrenalin through my veins. Better the chaos you know.
I force myself to leave my bedroom, averting my eyes to the mayhem Im leaving behind (theres no time, theres no time, the voice chants over and over in my head) and head downstairs, throwing myself down each flight of steps as quickly as possible. When I reach the bottom, I stop abruptly.
Is that cigarette smoke? Thick, heavy, unmistakable, emanating from the drawing room?
I push open the tall double doors. Its empty; radiant with sunlight. Id forgotten that it caught the morning sun or that it was so pleasant; so elegant and inviting. Its been weeks since Ive seen it in anything but darkness.
But still the smell persists.
I move around the radius of the room.
Next to the marble fireplace, a Louis-Quatorze chair and a small round table sit, basking in a square of warm light. The chair bears the imprint of a curled figure on its seat and one of Bunnys treasured collection of Halcyon Days enamel boxes is open; a small pile of ashes cooling in the lid.
Its bad for you, you know
I spin round. Piotr is standing in the doorway. Hes just woken up, his dark hair looks particularly Byronic, his beard unshaven. Hes wearing jeans and a T-shirt but his feet are bare.
It isnt me, I assure him quickly. (Theres no way of saying that without sounding instantly guilty.) Tilting the ashes out into the palm of my hand, I replace the lid. I dont know who it is. None of us smokes.
He digs his hands into his jeans pockets. Its OK. He grins; his eyes are almost amber in the daylight. I wont tell your dreadful secret.
No, but it really wasnt me! I insist. I dont smoke. Ever!
He raises an eyebrow. And yet youre holding a handful of ashes.
I pause. Theres that strange feeling again, the same sudden rush of transparency I had last night. I found them, I say, avoiding his gaze.
I see. He stretches his long arms above his head, turning to run his fingers gently through the crystals of the hallway chandelier. A thousand rainbows appear.
You dont believe me, do you? I follow him out. This is too unfair and irritating. Do you honestly think I secretly sneak ciggies in Bunnys front room, flick the ashes into one of her precious porcelain trinkets and then lie about it when Im in danger of getting caught?
He tilts his head. Why not?
Why not? I sound like a parrot. Why not? Because itsbecause its naughty!
I flinch. I cant believe Ive just used that word in adult conversation.
Apparently, neither can he. Youre a funny woman! He laughs, rocking back on his heels. I havent met anyone like you in a long time!
I dont even want to know what this means.
I really dont smoke, I add dejectedly but it only makes him laugh harder.
Im making tea, he says at last, rubbing his eyes and pulling himself together. Black tea. With sugar.
Is this an invitation?
You do drink tea, dont you? Orhe can barely contain himselfI could just put it out on the table and then turn my back and if it should happen to go missing
Hes off again.
Im late, I say, not moving; not quite sure what to do with the ashes in my hand. I shouldve left ten minutes agoand will you please stop laughing at me! This seems to be a trend today.
The phone rings.
He holds his hands up. OK! OK!
It rings again.
Excuse me. I stride purposefully across the hall to where the phone sits on a narrow table. Hello?
Oh, hello! Who is this?
Its Melvin Bert, the Head of Drama at the City Lit. The rounded, plummy tones of his Eton education are unmistakable. My throat constricts instantly, as a hand tightens into a fist.
Melvin its me: Evie Garlick.
How extraordinary! II was certain Id dialled someone else He pauses. Butbut now that Im through to you, I think you might do just as well
I shake my head.
Piotr nods. Crossing, he takes my hand gently by the wrist and tips the ashes into his palm. He smiles, his fingers warm against my skin.
He disappears down the steps into the kitchen.
I yank my concentration back. What can I do for you, Melvin?
Well, the truth is, Edie Hes never known my name. In the three years that Ive worked for him, Ive failed to register in any lasting way on his memory. I need someone to take over Ingrid Davenports class on the three-year acting course. Shes been offered something at the National and, at her age, she really has to have a run at it!
Ingrids only fifty. But Melvin, despite his professional career administrating in the dramatic arts, has never been an actor. It continues to baffle him that anyone over the age of thirty would be interested in acting professionally when they could have a nice, comfortable job teaching instead. As I said, I was originally going to ask Sheila but, now that Ive got you on the phone His voice trails off, ripe with possibility.
This is a rare and exceptional opportunity: a chance to move out of the lower depths of teaching pensioners and night students; to pull myself into the proper, professionally accredited three-year drama course. Maybe even to direct. My heart surges with excitement. And terror.
All I need to do is to say something. Anything at all.
Well, Melvin. I take a deep breath, determined not to betray my nerves. Thats aan interesting offerMay I ask what times she teaches?
Theres the sound of him riffling through papers. Lets seeyes, the first years are from eleven until one, then the third years are from two until four thirty. She has private tutorials on Wednesday afternoons until six thirty
He pauses; a sharp, abrupt full stop. It shrieks for some sort of decisive, enthusiastic response. A clock ticks away in my head.
Oh. My minds reeling. Its just, you see, my son is still in school, I fumble, thinking out loud, andII
God! Pull yourself together!
Let me think I stall, hes usually out by three
Melvin sighs indulgently. The clock ticks louder.
I need to get from Drury Lane to St Johns Wood before heyou know
I cant even finish a sentence! Theres no way Im capable of taking over Ingrids workload.
Melvin, I dont think its going to work for me right now. I have to be available andhis schedules very tricky at the moment
What am I doing? What I am saying?
Yes, yes, of course. I understand. I can hear him tapping his pen. Well, it was just on the off chance. He cant wait to get me off the line.
Suddenly Im desperate again. Oh, of course! I mean, if you want someone to fill in just for a few days or somethingI mean, if theres anything I can do