REGINALD HILL
ARMS AND THE WOMEN
A Dalziel and Pascoe novel
Copyright
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First published in Great Britain by HarperCollinsPublishers 2000
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Copyright © Reginald Hill 2000
Extract from Marina from the Collected Poems 190962 by T.S. Eliot (published by Faber and Faber Ltd) Reproduced by permission of Faber and Faber Ltd
Lines from Girls by Stevie Smith from The Collected Poems of Stevie Smith (Penguin) © James McGibbon 1975
Extracts from The Englishmans Flora by Geoffrey Grigson (Phoenix House 1987)
Extract from A Celtic Miscellany by Kenneth Hurlstone Jackson (Penguin 1971)
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Source ISBN: 9780007313181
Ebook Edition © JULY 2015 ISBN: 9780007378548
Version: 2015-06-18
Dedication
This ones for
those Six Proud Walkers
in whose company the sun always shines bright
Emmelien
Jane
Liz
Margaret
Mary
Teresa
who most Fridays of the yearon distant hills
Gliding apace, with shadows in their train,
Might, with small help from fancy, be transformed
Into fleet Oreads sporting visibly
and, of course, laughing and talking and eating
almond slices,
with fondest greetings from
one of the trailing shadows!
Epigraph
What song the Syrens sang, or what name Achilles assumed when he hid himself among women, though puzzling Questions, are not beyond all conjecture.
SIR THOMAS BROWNE: Urn Burial
With my own eyes Ive seen the Sibyl at Cumae hanging in a pot, and when the young lads asked her, what do you want for yourself, Sibyl? she replied, I want to die.
PETRONIUS: The Satyricon
Girls! although I am a woman
I always try to appear human
STEVIE SMITH: Girls!
Contents
Cover Page
Title Page
Copyright
Dedication
Epigraph
PROLEGOMENA
BOOK ONE
i spelt from Sibyls leaves
ii whos that knocking at my door?
iii memories are made of this
iv spelt from Sibyls leaves
v revenge and retribution
vi citizens arrest
vii a pint of guinness
viii spelt from Sibyls leaves
ix bag lady on a bike
x spelt from Sibyls leaves
xi a game of hearts
xii doppelgänger
xiii the death of Marat
xiv a mans best friend
xv spelt from Sibyls leaves
xvi oats for St Uncumber
xvii the juice of strawberries
xviii the flowers that bloom in the spring, tra-la!
xix pooh on the patio
xx the last of the cobblers
BOOK TWO
i strange encounter
ii drudgery divine
iii the pavilion by the sea
iv spelt from Sibyls leaves
v realms of gold
vi cheated by Protestants
vii the sirens song
viii we galloped all three
ix coitus interruptus
x belly or bollocks
xi spelt from Sibyls leaves
xii come to dust
xiii faery lands forlorn
xiv a face from the past
xv bloody glass
xvi a palomino pony
xvii a formal complaint
xviii the US cavalry
xix I shall wound every man
xx liberata liberata
xxi an elfin storm
xxii spelt from Sibyls leaves
EPILEGOMENA
Keep Reading
About the Author
By Reginald Hill
About the Publisher
PROLEGOMENA
When I go to see my father, he doesnt know me.
Hes away somewhere else in a strange land.
I tell myself its not all bad. He missed all that suffering when we thought Rosie was going to die. And all those refugees in Africa, and in Europe too, that we see streaming across our television screens, he doesnt have to worry about them. Global warming, AIDS, the Euro, none of these impinges on his consciousness. He doesnt even have to feel anxious about his roses when gales are forecast in July.
He sits here in the Home, like ignorance on a monument, smiling at nothing.
At least hes content, the nurses tell us, and we tell them back, yes, at least hes content.
Content to be nobody and nowhere.
But I have seen him outside of this room, this cocoon, with memories of somebody and somewhere still intermittent in his mind, staring in bewilderment at the woman who is both his wife and a complete stranger, pausing in the hallway of his own house, unable to recall if hes heading for the kitchen or the garden and ignorant of which door to use if he does remember, crying out in terror as the dog which has been his most obedient servant for nearly ten years comes bounding towards him, barking its love.
Seeing him like this was bad.
But worse was waking in the night during and after Rosies illness, wondering if perhaps what we call Alzheimers that condition in which the world becomes a vortex of fragments, a video loop of disconnected scenes, an absurdist drama full of actors pretending to be old friends and relations wondering whether perhaps this is not a disease at all but merely a relaxing of some psychological censor which the self imposes to enable us to exist in a totally irrational universe.
Which would mean that dad and all the others are at last seeing things as they really are.
Unvirtual reality.
A sea of troubles.
Confused.
Inconsequential.
Fragments shored against a ruin.
Oh, Mistress Pascoe,
Laud we the gods, and let our crooked smokes climb to their nostrils for glad tidings do I bring and lucky joys. No more I fear the heat of the sun, as time which all these years has wasted me now sets me free, mosthappy news of price, but not for all, for does not times whirligig bring in revenges? Thourt much in my mind, nor shall I be content till I have seen thy face, when my full eyes shall witness bear to what my full heart feels. May my tears that fall prove holy water on thee! I must be brief, for though my enemies set me free, in freedom lies more danger than in prison, for here through thee and thine the world knows me in their care, but once enlarged, then am I at the mock of all disastrous chances and dangerous accidents by flood and field, with their hands whiter than the paper my obits are writ on and so must wear a mind dark as my fortune or my name. Fate leads me to your side but gives no date, for I must journey now by by-paths and indirect crookd ways, but sometime sure, when you have quite forgot to look for me, a door shall open, and there shall I be, though you may know me not, but never fear, before Im done youll know me through and through. Till then rest happy while I remain, though brown as earth, as bright unto my vows as faith can raise me.
Close by the margin of a lonely lake, shag-capped by pines that speared a lowering sky from which oozed light unclean whose lurid touch seemed rather to infect than luminate, a deep cave yawned.
Here four men laboured with shovels, their faces wrapped with scarves, not for disguise but as barrier against the stench of the decaying bat droppings they disturbed, while high above them a sea of leathery bodies rippled and whispered uneasily as the sound of digging and the glow of bull-lamps drifted up to the natural vault.
Outside two more men waited silently by a truck which looked almost too broad to have navigated the rutted track curving away like a railway tunnel into the crowding trees. Several yards away on a rocky ledge jutting out over the unmoving, unreflecting waters stood a dusty jeep.
Away to the east, dawns rosy fingers were already pulling aside the mists which shrouded the sleeping land, but here the exhalations of the lake still hung grey and heavy over the waters, the vehicle, and the waiting men.
At last from the caves black mouth two figures emerged, labouring under the weight of a long metal box they carried between them.
They set it down on the ground behind the truck. One of the waiting men, his thinning yellow hair clinging to his brow like straw to a milkmaids buttocks, stooped to unlock the container. Glancing up at the other man from black and bulging eyes, he paused like a vampiricide about to open a coffin, then flung back the lid.
The other man, slim and dark with a narrow moustache, looked down at the oiled and gleaming tubes of metal for a moment, then nodded. The first man snapped his fingers and the diggers closed the box and lifted it onto the back of the truck. Then they returned to the cave, passing en route their two companions staggering out with a second box.
Many times was this journey made, and while the labourers laboured, the watchers went round to the front of the truck and the slim man opened the passenger door, reached inside and picked up a large square leather case which he set on the seat and opened.
The straw-haired, bulging-eyed man produced a flattened cylinder of ivory and pressed a stud to release a long, slightly curved blade. Delicately he nicked two of the plastic containers which packed the case, licked his index finger, inserted it into the first incision, tasted the powder which clung to his damp flesh, repeated the process with the second, and nodded his accord.