Ive seen that before, said the sentry. Thats what them bastards used to do under the Wall.
Hush! Im trying to hear what hes saying, said the commander.
As if in response, the wind fell for a moment and the sea drew back to its furthest point yet, still pursued by the dancing man whose shouts now drifted clearly up the cliff face.
Up yours, old man! he yelled. Call yourselfearthshaker? You couldnt shake your dick at a pisspot! So what are you going to do now, you watery old git? Ha ha! Right up yours!
Youre right. Hes a Greek, said the commander.
Better still, hes a dead Greek, said the veteran with some satisfaction.
For in his growing boldness, the dancing man had allowed himself to be lured far away from his protective wall by this moment of comparative calm, so when the ocean suddenly exploded before him, he had no hope of getting back to safety. An avalanche of water far greater than anything before descended on him, driving him to the ground, then burying him deep. And at the same time the renewed fury of the wind sewed up the rent in the cloud and darkness fell.
If he was talking to who I think he was talking to, he was a right idiot, said the sentry piously. You gotta give the gods respect else theyll chew you up and spit you out.
The commander smiled.
Lets see, he said.
They didnt have long to wait. As though the storm also wanted to look at the results of its latest onslaught, it tore aside the clouds once more.
Well, bull my bollocks and call me Zeus! exclaimed the sentry, his recent piety completely forgotten.
There he was again, almost back where hed started but still alive. Once more he started tostruggle back over the beach. Only now as the waves retreated, they didnt leave any area of visible shingle but a foot or so of water. This made the anchoring process much more difficult, but at the same time, by permitting the man to take a couple of swimming strokes with his muscular arms, it speeded his return to the safety of the boulders. Here he squatted, his head slumped on his broad chest which rose and fell as he drew in great breaths of damp air.
Hes game, said the sentry grudgingly. Got to give him that. But hes not out of trouble yet. How high do you reckon the tide comes in here, Commander?
Normally? I think it would just about reach the bottom of the cliff, a foot up at its highest. But this isnt normal. I dont know whether its a very angry god or just very bad weather, but Id say the way this winds blowing the sea in, it will be thirty feet up the cliff face in an hour.
So that really is it, said the sentry with some satisfaction.
Not necessarily. He can climb.
Up that rock face? Get on! Its smooth and its sheer and theres an overhang at the top. I wouldnt fancy my chances there at my peak on a fine day, and that old bugger must be completely knackered.
Double or quits on what you owe? said the commander casually.
The sentry turned his head to look at the officersprofile, but it was as blank and unreadable as the cliff face, and not a lot more attractive either.
Then he looked down. The man was up to his knees in water already.
Done, said the sentry.
Below, the Greek was examining the cliff face. His features were undiscernible through a heavy tangle of beard, but even at this distance they could see the eyes shining brightly in the reflection of the moonlight. He rubbed his hands vigorously against the remnants of his robe in what had to be a vain attempt to get them dry, then he reached up and began to climb.
He got about three feet above the water level before he lost his grip and slithered back down. Three more times he tried, three more times he fell. And each time he hit the water, it was higher than before.
Looks like were quits, Commander, said the sentry.
Maybe.
Whats the silly old sod doing now?
The silly old sod was ripping the sleeves off his tattered robe, and tying them to form a rough sack which he hung on a jag of rock protruding from one of his protective boulders. Next he knelt down in the water facing the boulder, took a deep breath, and plunged his head beneath the surface. When he emerged, he tossed what looked like a stone into the dangling sack. Again and again he did this.
I know, said the sentry. Hes digging a tunnel.
He laughed raucously at his own wit till the guard commander said coldly, Shut up. You might learn something.
The sentry stopped laughing. Shared hardship might relax the bonds of discipline slightly, but he and his comrades knew just how far they could go.
Finally the Greek stood upright once more, slung the sack around his neck, put both hands into it, then reached up the cliff face. He seemed to lean against it for a long moment, almost as if he were praying. Then he began to climb again.
The sentry waited for him to fall. But he didnt. From time to time he dipped into his sack, then reached up again in search of another handhold. As on the beach, progress was painfully slow, and occasionally one of his holds failed and hed slip back a little, but still he kept coming.
How in the name of Zeus is he doing that? said the sentry. Its just not possible!
Molluscs, said the commander.
No need to be like that, sir, said the sentry resentfully. I was only asking.
I said, molluscs. Clams, mussels, oysters, anything he could find. Hes holding them against the wall till their suckers take a hold. Then he uses them as a ladder.
Clams, you say? Them things couldnt hold a man, surely?
Three might. He only moves one foot or hand at a time. And hes using any holds he can find in the rock face too. Hes a truly ingenious fellow.
The sentry shook his head in reluctant admiration. As if taking this as confirmation that their prey was close to escaping them, the waves hurled themselves with renewed force against the cliff, breaking over the climbing man and spraying flakes of spume over the watchers above.
A harsh grating noise reached them also.
The buggers laughing! said the sentry.
Of course hes laughing. He wants the cliff face to be as wet as possible. Thats the way the molluscs like it. The wetter the surface, the tighter their grip.
The wind closed the gap in the clouds once more. This, coupled with the fact that the climber was now approaching the overhang, took him out of the watchers sight. The sentry pushed himself back from the edge, squatted to his haunches and drew his sword.
Lets see if hes still laughing when he sticks his head over the top and I cut his throat, he said, testing the metals edge with his thumb.
The guard commander said nothing but squatted beside him. They had to lean into the wind to avoid being blown backwards and from time to time their faces were lashed with salt water as the ocean rose to new heights of fury in its efforts to wash the climber free.
Minutes passed. The watchers didnt move. Theyhad had years to learn that patience too is one of the great military arts.
The guard commander said nothing but squatted beside him. They had to lean into the wind to avoid being blown backwards and from time to time their faces were lashed with salt water as the ocean rose to new heights of fury in its efforts to wash the climber free.
Minutes passed. The watchers didnt move. Theyhad had years to learn that patience too is one of the great military arts.
Finally the sentrys face began to show his suspicion that the sea must after all have won its battle against the climbing Greek. He glanced at the guard commander. But his was a face as jagged and pocked as a city wall after long siege, and quite unreadable at the best of times, so the sentry didnt risk speaking and returned to his watch.
A few moments later he was glad of his self-restraint. A new sound drifted up the cliff face amidst the lash of water and howl of wind. It was the noise of laboured breathing, getting closer.
The sentry began to smile in happy anticipation. He decided not just to slit the throat but to have a go at taking the whole head off. It would be fun to go back into the camp and toss it down among his half-waking comrades and say negligently, Got myself another Greek while you idle sods were sleeping.
The breathing was loud now. The sentry moved his position so that he was right above it. An arm like a small tree trunk was swung up to rest on the edge of the cliff, and then a shag of salt-caked hair appeared, and finally the mans head came fully into view and a pair of deep-sunk, intensely blue eyes took in the waiting men.
How do, chuck, said the Greek.
The sentry rocked forward on his toes and shot out his left hand to grab the grizzled hair. Butquick as he moved, the Greek was quicker. His other hand came into view, grasping a large jagged clamshell. It snaked out almost faster than the eye could follow, and the next moment the sentrys left wrist was slit through to the bone.
He fell backward, shrieking. His right hand released his sword as he grasped the gaping wound to staunch the spurting blood. The Greek dropped the shell and reached out to pick up the fallen weapon. Then a heavy-shod foot crashed down on his forearm and pinned it to the ground.
He looked up at the unreadably rugged face of the guard commander and smiled through his tangle of beard.
Thanks, chuck, he said. Saved me from a nasty fall.
Kill the bastard, Commander, urged the ashen-faced sentry. Chop his fucking arm right off!
The commander was aware of the blue eyes fixed quizzically on his face as he debated the matter.
Not yet, he said finally. Not till we know if there are any more of his kind about. Besides, the men need cheering up after whats happened recently, and I reckon a clever old Greek like this will take a long time dying.
Long as you like, Captain, said the Greek. Im in no hurry whatsoever. Ill
Shit, said Ellie Pascoe.
Through the open window of the boxroom which she refused to dignify with the name study she had heard a car turning into their short drive.
She finished reading, take as long as ever you like., pressed Save to preserve her corrections and went to the window.
A man and a woman were getting out of the car and heading for the front door.
Hello, called Ellie.
This voice from above made them start like guilty things surprised, and the woman dropped her car keys.
Perhaps they think its the voice of God, thought Ellie.
Or perhaps (one thought leading to another) they think they are the voice of God.
If youre Witnesses, she called, I think I should tell you were all communist satanists here. Ill be happy to send you some of our literature.
Mrs Pascoe? said the woman. Mrs Ellie Pascoe?
She didnt look like a Witness. And Witnesses didnt drive big BMWs.
A pair of assertions as unsupported as a Hottentots tits (she plucked the phrase from her collection of Andy Dalziel memorabilia), but evidence is what we look for when intuition fails (one of her constabulary-baiting own).
Hang on. Ill come down, she said.
By the time she got downstairs and opened the front door, the couple had recovered their composure. Now they just looked concerned.
Mrs Pascoe? said the man, who was slim, thirtyish, not bad-looking and wearing a rather nice Prince of Wales check suit which looked like it had been cut in Savile Row. Would look even nicer on Peter. You are Mrs Pascoe?
I thought wed established that.
My names Jim Westcombe. Im with the councils Education Welfare Department. Its about your daughter, Rose. Shes at Edengrove Junior, isnt she?
Yes, but not today. I mean, its their end-of-term trip to Tegley Hall Theme Park look, whats this about? Ellie demanded.
The man and woman looked at each other, then the man went on, Honestly, theres nothing to worry about, shes fine, youre not to worry, really
What?
There are few things more worrying to a mother than being told not to worry, especially a mother who a few short weeks ago was sitting by a hospital bed, not knowing if her child was going to recover from meningitis or not.
The woman gave her a look which combined empathy of her feelings and exasperation at her companions heavy-handedness.
Jim, shut up, she said. Mrs Pascoe, the coach taking the children to Tegley has broken down. Theres a replacement coach on the way, but it seems your little girl wasnt feeling too well and the head teacher thought it best to make arrangements to get her home, only when he tried to ring you he couldnt get through
Ellie turned and grabbed the hall phone. It was dead. In the mirror hanging above the phone, she saw an unrecognizably pale face whose pallor shone through her summer tan like a corpse-light through muslin. This was it. This was the punishment she deserved. She had brought it on herself worse on Rosie on Peter
so he tried your husband but he wasnt available, so then he rang into the Education office and as Jim and I were coming out this way and would be passing your road end, we said wed call and check if you were in.
Oh God, said Ellie.
Im confused, she thought. Im not hearing properly.
She leaned against the door frame to steady herself and the woman reached forward to rest her hand on Ellies arm and said, Really, its OK, Mrs Pascoe. You know how it is, end of term, kids getting excited, rushing around like mad. Ive got two myself, I know how they can keep us frightened, believe me. Its just a matter of getting out there to pick the little girl up. Have you got your car here? Jim can go with you, he knows where the breakdown happened. I cant come myself, Im afraid. Ive got an urgent appointment, but Jim can spare a couple of hours, cant you, Jim? Hell even drive if you dont feel up to it.
Surely, said the man. No problem at all. Lets get started, shall we? Sooner were on the way, sooner you can get your little girl home.
Ellie took a deep breath. It wasnt enough. She took another. It was like squirting oil onto a piece of rusty machinery. She could almost hear the gears of her mind starting to grate against each other as she reviewed everything that had been said to her.