Just try minding your own business for five minutes, wont you please? It can be my Christmas present, he said as he picked up his bags and urged her to the door.
Seriously? You mean I couldve saved all the money I spent on you? Maybe I can return it, she said. No, on second thought, I like getting in your business. I still say you should run by Alanas before we leave and give her something to remember you by. Its like bookmarking your favorite site on the internet.
Roland swung his overnight bag so that it hit her square in the tush. When she squeaked in outrage he mumbled, Id like to bookmark you. Only Id fold you in half and stick you in a dictionary right between pest and pestilence. Lets go, woman, weve got a long drive ahead of us.