In truth, in private, in his head, he had no idea at all, although he was more confident when talking to others. He knew what he wanted to do: live in Thailand with Lek and support them by working on the Internet. And that seemed possible, but so much was beyond his control that anything could go wrong any day with just minute changes in the law or the exchange rate. It seemed unlikely that no law or no currency valuation would not go against him in the twenty-five years that he reckoned he had left to live there.
That was too much to hope for. What then? Would he have to go home broke with his tail between his legs? Would he be able to take Lek, even if she wanted to go with a pauper? The future was exciting, but it was also very uncertain and there was nothing he could do about that at all.
He and Lek were riding a canoe in white water on an unknown river.
So, on that sobering thought, he finished up and ambled down to see Lek, who he assumed would be waiting for him at Beous.
And there she was, looking as beautiful as ever, standing behind the bar chatting with Beou and a couple who were sitting in front of it.
She saw him coming and waved and whooped as if she been doing it for years. Hello, sexy man. You want to have drink with me? Where you come from?, she shouted. The three women laughed out loud and the man smiled broadly. When Craig got closer, he stood up and held out his hand.
Hi, my name is Bob. Ive heard a lot about you. How are you doing?
Im fine thanks, Bob. How are you?
Craig struggled with the mans face as he shook the girls proffered hand. He knew her all right though that was Mia, an old friend of Leks from up-country, but Bob with the Australian accent, Craig was sure hed never met him before.
Craig had met Mia before though and in such a way that it would take senile dementia for him ever to forget her. She had behaved even more friendly in the past than the new girls last night, although Mia had been shrewd enough to avoid being seen doing it. Mia was dangerous, but he liked her. However, they were all sitting right in the front of the bar with Mias fairly long-term boyfriend so that should be all right, Craig was reasoning.
He sat down next to Mia, Lek put a beer in front of him and Mia squeezed his knee.
Oh, Bob! I love this man. He is very good friend for my good friend Lek and he help me too. You unerstan? You not jealous, neh? Craig only good frien.
Bob nodded and smiled at Craig. Craig smiled, but grimaced inside knowing the truth that was being shared between him and Mia, but which had not been told in its entirety to Lek and Bob. He felt as if he were being held to ransom.
We good friens long time, neh, Craig? You, me and Lek?, she said as her hand moved up from his knee to his thigh and squeezed it. I know Lek very long time and I love her friend, same she love my friend, neh, Lek?
Lek nodded enthusiastically, saying: Mia and I know each other from baby school and we met Craig nearly one year ago.
That elicited another squeeze on the thigh, but higher up and a kiss on the cheek. Lek was sitting behind the bar, so she couldnt really see exactly what was going on, although she knew from the direction of Mias arm where it was roughly.
Bob knew exactly and he wasnt too pleased about it.
He realized that there was more going on than he knew about, but didnt know what. Lek, for her part, could see the growing consternation on Bobs face, but she put it down to jealousy an emotion that she detested and had given up when she had left her husband more than ten years before.
Craig had asked Lek before whether Mia was an exhibitionist, and Lek had reacted with surprise, but he knew from previous experience with Mia that she was up for anything as long as there was a reasonable chance of not getting caught, although he suspected that she did want to be observed one day really.
Mia was like a shy convent girl who drops her towel while changing and is so flustered that it takes her three minutes to cover up again.
The only one sitting there who knew that except Mia herself was Craig, because he had been on the receiving end. He would happily be there again, if the truth were known, but the stakes were higher now for him and he had had his fun.
Still, she tempted him more and more as the drinks flowed and Bob was becoming more are more cheesed off.
When Bob went to the toilet and everyone behind the bar was working because of the rush, Mia leaned over, put her hand on Craigs bulge, slowly undid his zip and said in his ear:
Your trousers are open, do you want anything while Im here? and she stroked him inside his trousers.
Where was Lek and her guardians when you needed them, he thought, when resistance was low?. Bob came back and Mia said:
Craig you zip kaput Look!
Three or four by-standers looked and laughed.
The zip is broken, Ill go fix it and go pee-pee, he said in pigeon-English.
Craig slinked off to the toilet with his hand over his crutch, trying to keep up the illusion than the zip was broken. Lek blew him a kiss from behind the bar. Once in the toilet, Craig did his business, zipped up and walked outside, only to be grabbed by Mia.
She pulled him into a shadow, lifted up her skirt and put his willing hand into her knickers.
I shave my pussy, she said, but you think I do good job? You shave for much longer than me; can you help me learn to shave pussy good same your face? Have little bit hair here, by pussy, what you think? Feel here. Oh, too wet, not have hair here. Sorry, what you think? Cannot grow hair in there, eh?
After a fondle and with a great deal of will-power, Craig said: Mia, you said that you had finished all this stuff because you had your own boyfriend. Bob, I suppose. If you are happy with him and I am happy with your friend Lek, what the hell are you doing?
Nothing, she said, Just having some fun and she walked back to the bar.
Craig followed a few yards behind, but he was troubled.
This was beyond his ability of deception. Not that he wanted to deceive Lek anyway. The problem was that he couldnt help feeling flattered and attracted to Mia. In fact, this was the first time anything like this had ever happened to him. Mia was unique amongst his friends or even casual acquaintances.
When he retook his seat, Lek smiled at him from where she was standing in font of the customer she was serving and Mia smile at him too.
Bob was looking the other way quite studiously.
Eventually, Lek tired of helping out and went to sit with Craig. Lek was on his left and Mia was on his right, so to talk over the din, they both had to lean across him and shout in one anothers ears. Lek put her hand on Craigs thigh to steady herself and Mia put her hand about a foot higher on the other one.
Whenever Mia thought that no-one was paying attention, she stroked Craigs crotch lightly by wiggling her little finger. She pretended to be really drunk too, but maybe that didnt take much pretence. Eventually, the night finished and everybody went their own way.
On the way home, Lek said:
Mia likes you, I can see. If I didnt know any better, I think I might have reason for concern.
Ah, dont worry., said Craig, knowing that he would never shag Mia or swap her for Lek in a month of Sundays.
As much fun as Mia was.
1 3 WHITHER NOW?
One afternoon, while they were drinking iced coffee on the balcony, the conversation turned to the future.
Ah, dont worry., said Craig, knowing that he would never shag Mia or swap her for Lek in a month of Sundays.
As much fun as Mia was.
1 3 WHITHER NOW?
One afternoon, while they were drinking iced coffee on the balcony, the conversation turned to the future.
So, Lek, we have had a bit of a holiday, so now its time to start making some plans. What do you think? What would you like to do?
Well, first of all, I want to go see Soom and my Mum.
Yes, OK, well go in two days, if you like, but I mean longer term than that. Where do you want to live for a start?
That is up to you, darling. I give you two choices: here in Pattaya or in my village, Baan Suay.
OK, thats a start. I must have the Internet, so if we can get the Internet in the village, we still have two choices, but if we cannot, then we live in Pattaya. We could buy or rent a condo or house here and have a small hunting lodge affair in the village for holidays.
Hunting lodge? What is lodge? No hunting in the village. Only hunt frogs, not tigers. Cannot hunt tigers now. Police take you and not have tigers any more. I dont understand.
Yes, all right, wait a minute, calm down. I dont believe in hunting for fun anyway. I mean a small house. A hunting lodge is just a small house. Like a cabin. A small wooden house.
Ah, I see! We have many hunting lodges in the village. Not many for chow though I mean for rent. Maybe buy land and make small house. Can do?
Do you have Internet in the village?
I dont know, telak? I think nobody has a computer, but I dont know. We can go look in two or three days.
Yes, good idea. I want Internet in our room too, so today I want to go buy a USB wireless modem. Its a bit like a mobile phone, but only for the Internet. I saw one yesterday in Pattaya Klang for 3,500 Baht, so not too expensive. Then I dont have to pay 20 Baht every hour in an Internet shop. Now I pay 100-160 Baht every day. Then I can work from the room or the beach or anywhere I like.
So, they drank up, grabbed the laptop and set off. Once in the shop, Craig spoke to the assistant:
I am interested in that wireless modem.
Eh?
That wireless modem there.
Eh?
Then she said to Lek in Thai:
What is the falang talking about? I cannot understand him. Does he speak English? I can speak a little bit of English.
He is speaking English, but I dont know what he wants either. I dont understand computers at all. Ask him again, but tell him to speak slowly.
What you say? Say again, but speak slowly, please, sir.
OK, I want that wireless modem there. That one, right there.
Ah! Wi-Fi? Internet Wi-Fi. OK. Here. Look.
Craig inspected the device, took out his laptop and switched it on.
I can try now?
No, cannot. Not have cas.
What? Not have cars. What are Internet cars? Lek what is she saying? Can I see the instruction book, please, Lek?
There was a flurry of Thai and the manual was handed over.
I don know how to tell you, but we dont have cas for modem. I dont know what is cas.
So he sat down to read the manual.
It was only in Thai. He couldnt read it and Lek couldnt understand it. Then the sales assistant took out her mobile phone, took the back off it and pointed to the SIMM card.
Not have cas in modem. Must buy, then can use for Internet.
Ah, I see. Must have SIMM card. The two women smiled and nodded. OK, if I buy Wi-Fi and a SIMM card will it work everywhere?
No, she said, only in Thailand. If you go to Cambodia, stop working.
OK, does it work everywhere in Thailand? Everywhere? Even Sukhothai, Uttaradit, Phitsanulok, in a village up there? Or only in big city?
Everywhere, sir. It working everywhere in Thailand. Even in village.
OK, I want one Wi-Fi and one SIMM card, please.
He was putting his laptop away, when she said:
You can buy Wi-Fi, but cannot buy cas. Not have.
What?, he was starting to become hot and bothered now. Why not?
More Thai, then Lek said:
You must get SIMM card from a DTAC telephone shop.
That meant nothing to Craig, but he bought the modem and they left. He wasnt sure about the DTAC SIMM card, but Lek led him straight to a shop near the apartment. When he saw the shop, he realized that hed seen hundreds of them before. There were several in every main street in Pattaya. DTAC is one of the biggest mobile phone providers in Thailand and with thousands of girls and several million tourists a year, Pattaya could support hundreds of phone shops selling DTAC SIMM cards.
Craigs cost 750 Baht a month for unlimited usage, which worked out far cheaper than the roughly 4,000 a month he was spending then and it was much more convenient. It also still left them with two choices of where they could live.
Things were looking up.
They went down to Daddys Hobby, where Craig plugged in his new toy and was chuffed to find that it worked like a dream. They sat there until the battery on the laptop ran out and then Craig wanted to go home. Lek had a simpler solution and she had the laptop plugged into the mains. The adapter was always in the bag because the battery only lasted two hours and Craig regularly spent eight hours working in the cyber cafés in one session.
He was off again and, with a beer, was as happy as a sand boy.
Lek admired the way that Craig could sit self-contained, detached and completely absorbed in whatever he was doing. At times like this, she had noticed, he would be the only person in his world. Nothing would distract him, yet he would react to his name. It fascinated her. Lek found it hard to concentrate on anything for more than fifteen minutes at a time. For that reason, reading novels was not her favourite pastime.
Lek was telling everyone how excited she was to be going home for a few days to see her family. They all made the appropriate noises, wished they could be going too and those from Baan Suay asked if she would take small presents home for their families for them. It was a custom and Lek naturally agreed. Some girls even rushed off there and then to get something from a local store, while it was not busy in the bar.
Gifts would be things that were impossible to get in the village like chocolate for the kids and dried squid for the grown-ups. A pineapple from Chonburi, the Province that Pattaya is in, is also a luxury as they are famous for being the sweetest in Thailand. Childrens clothing was also often sent back by mothers missing their children.
Some of the girls who knew how to, wanted a go on the Internet. It would save them time and money not to have to go to an Internet café and Craig found himself reading, translating and writing some quite pornographic message to amorous falang lovers. Little did they know that a bloke was writing them, he thought. The image of their faces if they had known made Craig smile.
Ha, ha! Man tell man he want to kiss him all over. Funny, neh, Craig? If my boyfriend John know you send message, he want box you and me. Tell him I wan to kiss him down there. Good joke, neh?
Craig was not very impressed but wanted to help out and so did so.
It went a log way to getting him back in with the girls and he loved every minute of it. It would become a regular part of his frequent visits to Daddys Hobby.