I hope that some other core in my brain has finished filling in properly the form of the file, while I was getting lost in my thoughts. I check the whole thing: the data seem to be complete. Check. Amend. Check. Amend.
Almost all right.
Check. Amend. Check. Send. Filed.
I stare at the screen and I realize that if I focused a bit more instead of wandering off I could get this pain in the ass over and done with more quickly. I cant though, I feel unfocused today.
New file, new company. Name, registered office, date of incorporation, corporate purpose, company directors, powers. Attachments.
Sign. Amend. Delete. Attach. Sign. Attach. Sign. Check. Amend. Check. Send.
In two years time, at least four companies out of six will already be gone. I should suggest to Alessandro to put in the liquidation fee too in the registration quotes, just to pre-empt the situation.
I can hear a light sound of rain and a quick glance out the window validates my perception.
Probably you will be able to see the rain now from the seventh floor too. Provided it will stay there, all day.
Here are now the Ciapper brothers going past my office and heading off to the deed of sale room: their faces are quite gloomy. They are tagged along by Domenica who is following them; after a few minutes I can hear the door of the room close, there beyond the wall of my burial recess.
I must file the documents, keep on filing. There are three company settings up still left. The first one I am taking care of at the moment, is a simple limit liability partnership so I should deal with that in just a few clicks.
This void, this emptiness, you can almost have it, you know; you can almost have it, you know; you dont remember what you want1, a gloomy half neuronal processor pounds, in the meantime.
Received. Saved.
The one before last. This is a standard limited liability company: what a drag.
So, with two cores, I am wondering how I ended up here: stagnant, without a real reason nor any conviction about what I really wanted. With my two cores spinning fast, what is unclear is what I want now which I realize now, I just dont know what it is. One thing is sure: I have never dreamed of having what I have in my life now.
I stare at the screen.
The human brain has no cores and multitasking does not suit human beings: keeping the mouse cursor halfway through the form, I realize that my prefrontal cortex is just sending confused ideas to an unspecified part of the brain; it is overloading my work memory with unnecessary stimuli, wasting precious brain resources which could be better used in order to finish up this wearisome task.
Probably thats what the notary public means: I am gloomy because of my prefrontal cortex. Not just within myself. I am visibly sombre and trapped in the darkness. I am stuck in a pattern, like the grids answer slots of a crossword puzzle. Three across, still, motionless and sombre, six letters and it ends with N-D-O.
I move the mouse and finish off two fields, I scroll down, skipping the optional data, and an unspecified part of my brain states that the file is ready to be forwarded to the Chamber of Commerce.
Send. Amend. Send. Amend. Send. Screw you. Amend. Send. Filed.
This is the last one, the front part of my brain declares, before starting again to endlessly question myself as how my life could take this unchosen direction. My right hand stops again, stopping the mouse halfway down the bottom of the form. The idea overtakes the queuing working memory, elbowing through the newly set company data, and freeze every other scheduled thought, while waiting for the requested processing.
I stare at the monitor with my head leaning slightly forward and my eyes open wide. Its because it was supposed to be a temporary solution, while waiting to do what I wanted. Why not taking up something else straight away, my PFC goes on undeterred, now that a preferential route has been discovered to overwhelm the other neuronal flows. Unless you have completed whatever, you cant do anything else, so you can just do something for the time being. Just do it then and thats it, dont be a pain in the ass, the occipital lobe proclaimed annoyed.
I hear the door into the deed of sale room open, I blink a couple of times and I lean back on my armchair. Domenica says goodbye to the Ciapper brothers, goes past the door of my office and disappears in her office; Alessandro exchanges a few words with the enlightened businessmen whose faces are duller than before, taking them down the corridor.
«So we are back to the origins: Banano rental estate belongs to Ciapper again, the building company which built it. It has been owned by so many companies, poor building!» he utters.
«Yes, sure: dreadful!. It was the beginning of the end» the elder brother, one of the company directors, replies.
I shift the mouse, I press some buttons, I browse and attach the pdf file and I press enter: this is filed too.
No rectification? Where is the button really? I wondering about this while I save the receipt.
«Goodbye notary; have a nice evening, Miss» I hear in the distance.
She is not a Miss: she is married. Even if she wasnt, Tamara is forty. In the 1800s people used to say Miss: come on, get the hell out of here, you too Ciapper, you and your Banano estate.
1 Afterhours (artist), Padania (album title), Padania (track title), 2012 (year)
1.3 IMPULSES
1.3 IMPULSES - ONE
It is 5.00 pm and it is almost completely dark.
I stand up off my armchair and I look out the window, towards the street below. I am looking at the light off the lamppost: it looks as if it has stopped raining.
There are only the statutory changes to cover and all should be done for today in two hours. I linger on the uselessness of this present day which, once again, did not do anything for my existential condition as compared to the previous day; dazzling blue at the beginning and gloomier and gloomier as the hours go by, using this adjective that is now stuck in my mind.
I get back to my desk and get ready to work at the statutory changes.
«Brando, there you are» the notary said with a lively tone, storming into my office. «What are you up to?»
«I am just finishing off filing all the deeds related to the fifth week in 2017» I reply, turning around to the doorway.
«Are there many left still?»
«Only four.»
«Good. Do you remember, right, about the issue we need to talk about?»
«Yes, I think so. Come the evening, I must say I was starting to feel this emptiness in my day» I add a bit sarcastically. «Shall we talk about buying cars? Have you seen any interesting new models? Any restyling? Perhaps talking about that trackday I had mentioned to you?»
The notary is looking puzzled.
«In my opinion you should really try your red economy car on the track. If you like, I can show you the internet site, you can also book it online: 375 for the whole morning.»
«I am glad you are talking about trackday: I can sense you are at least less gloomy» the notary said. «Anyway, no, once again the trackday. Marisa: Mrs and Mr Pardoli...»
«Thats right: somehow it had completely slipped my mind» I am joking.
«Thats right: somehow it had completely slipped my mind» I am joking.
«Yes, Brando, sure. Please come over to me as soon as you are done with the statutory changes.»
«Alright. I am afraid it will not be that quick, notary.»
«It doesnt matter, omnia tempus habent: tonight there will be a Provençal Tuesday at the Bistrot and I would pretty much like to miss it, or to get there late; so I am not going before 9:00pm.»
«How wonderful: a theme night. And French too: really awesome.»
«Thats right, Brando, really awesome. As a matter of fact, I want to enjoy the feeling of anticipation till the last moment» the notary says, turning around and taking a few steps. «And beyond» he adds, going off.
Changes... I am thinking, feeling a bit pissed off looking back at the screen. I type in the tax code, I retrieve the data from the Business Register, I attach the updated statute and I click on the button to change the data, starting from the new corporate purpose and putting in the few changes made. I am overwhelmed by a feeling of sickness, like vomit deep down my bowels.
Check, amend, send. Filed.
I press the button to call the notary on my phone.
«Excuse me, is that all the deeds for today, right? What are you doing? Can I pop over to talk about the slut, so that I take a break from all the filing?»
«Sure, Brando, we can confer right now.»
I come out of my office, turn right and I walk for a short distance and I get to Alessandros office.
«Here I am, ready to confer» I giggle.
I am sitting on the armchair in front of the notarys desk which, looking at it more carefully, as that happened several times, it is not really a desk, it looks more like an old wooden table, with an uneven surface. It may date back 1700s, or a similar period. Behind the desk, against the wall, I see a white bookcase which draws my attention: it is almost as high as the ceiling, five or six metre wide and it has seven shelves. Up above it, there are all the deeds of sale arranged chronologically, since the beginning of the notarys career, they are facing the room in front, squeezed in elegant black volumes with a silk-screened spine with golden characters.
«So?» I venture to say.
«Just a moment» he says keeping his eyes on the screen.
«Tuesday, February 7th, 2017, Provençal night.»
«What a story!»
«It is the Facebook page of the Bistrot: look how beautiful it is. Pistou and ratatouille: the pictures are very good.»
I lean over the desk to look at the screen where the notary pointing to show me. «Are there photos taken by the chef today while making the food for tonight?»
«Yes, the chef is an all-round artist: from cooking to photography.»
«They are not bad at all, its a shame that you wont be there. If you want to go right away, we can talk about it some other time. You can help your wife organise the evening» I try to suggest.
«Have a seat, Brando: we have been postponing this for weeks» he replies, with an almost peremptory tone.
«Right. Not always because of me, though.»
«True. I am fed up with this issue myself now.»
«Sorry, can you do a quick recap on the latest developments? I think I havent been there at the last two meetings.»
«Sure. The last two meetings were confidential, Brando.»
«Right, confidential.»
«Correct. Lets recap the whole thing and lets get to the latest sequence of events from a few weeks ago» the notary starts off. «Mr and Mrs Pardoli got married around 2001, more or less. Augusto Pardoli was married before to another woman, did you know that, didnt you?»
«Yes, I got it while taking care of the deeds.»
«Good. He was born in 1950, so at the time of his second marriage, he was somewhere in his 50s.»
«On the other hand, Marisa is much younger than him, right notary?»
«Yes, I would say so. However, she must be now the same age he was at the time of the marriage. Let me check, I opened the last deed earlier on» the notary says shifting the mouse. «Yes, she was born in 1968: so, she is forty- nine. Right, she is three years younger than me, I remember now.»
«She looks quite well for her age, she looks five or six years younger.»
«Maybe so, Brando. However, I would say that it is not necessary to discover whether or how much the lady looks after her appearance.»
«Sure. Please go ahead.»
«As from the date of their wedding, Augusto has been constantly giving gifts to Marisa. At first they were cash donations, then he gave her the house where they live, and soon after the one on the lake. In the last few years, Marisa decided to take up a job, and I quote, because she was tired of being at home, doing nothing all day. Thats how the limited company was set up to run a retail footwear business: a shoe shop for ladies and gents.»
«Right...» I say feeling a little puzzled, trying to stimulate my neutrons in order to understand what the gender of the people buying shoes has got to do with the whole matter.
«At first the company belonged to the two of them: fifty fifty; thats what Mr Pardoli said anyway, he could have helped her to run it with his experience in the business sector.»
«Just out of curiosity» I interrupt him «what is Mr Pardoli into? I dont really think that any file connected to his business has ever been around the office.»
«I think he has a small company dealing with metal polishing. It belonged to his father, many years ago.»
«Right. Anyway, for all the donations and the other deeds, we always talk about small amounts of cash.»
«This is remarkable, Brando: I summed it all up. The cash donations that have been made so far amount to 55.000. The two houses had a total market value of 300.000, at the time of the donations, so I think that now it is less. The company had a capital of 20.000 and each of the spouse had deposited 10.000. So, back then, there was no cash donation, let aside the fact that after a few months, Mr Pardoli gave his 10.000 share to his wife» the notary explains firmly. He then looks away from me and stares at the screen, without saying a word.
«Thorough recap, thank you. This is broadly what we know, right?»
«Id say so. What do you think about all these transactions?» Alessandro asks me looking back at me.
«I dont think much about them. I have never understood why they got married under the regime of separation of property and then poor Augusto started to give his wife everything, despite our attempts to dissuade him. It is okay if we just talk about money, a money transfer would have been sufficient, on the other hand, it becomes a problem when people start donating properties, because selling it then can become an issue.»
«Why did you refer to Augusto as poor?»
«Well, Alessandro, I said that because he looks like a henpecked man, like many of the kind. She is much younger than him, he tries his best to hold on to her, giving her as much as he can put together. These situations are not usually created by logic: these decisions are not made using your head but using some other parts of your body.»
«Which ones, Brando?»
«I meant» I answer him back pausing for a while, «I dont know, using your gut, I would say, not your head. We say that, dont we?»
«True: using your gut. Why do you often refer to Marisa using that word...?»
«Well, notary. If I am not wrong, when I use that nickname, you immediately understand who I am talking about, right?»