The door leading through to the dissecting room burst open and DCI Powel stormed into the corridor with his monkey ears bright red. He turned and jabbed a finger at his own feet. IN HERE NOW!
Franklin stepped in after him, shoulders back, chin up, jaw clenched.
Powels voice dropped to a growling whisper soon as the door shut behind her. I do not care what you got away with in Edinburgh, but you do not assault members of my team without serious repercussions. Do you understand?
She glared back at him. With all due respect, sir
I SAID, DO YOU UNDERSTAND? Bellowing it out, spittle flashing in the overhead lighting.
Yes, sir. There it was again: that burning-pus tone.
Now you will wait here and you will not move a muscle while I go check on the man you assaulted. And while Im gone I want you to have a good hard think about how screwed you are. Powel barged past her and back into the dissecting room again, slamming the door on his way.
Franklin bared her teeth. I will rip your bloody balls off, you... She must have realised she wasnt alone, because she clicked her mouth shut and turned her glare on Callum instead. What the hell are you looking at?
He wandered over, hands in his pockets. Let me guess: the guy with the busted face...?
I dont answer to you.
Never said you did.
She paced the width of the corridor in two steps then turned and did it again. What is wrong with you people?
Me people?
He grabbed my arse! Of course I hit him!
Ooh...
Callum stuck his head on one side. Let me guess big guy with sideburns and a wonky eye? DS Jimmy Blake. AKA: Blakey the Octopus.
And do you know what he called me when I hit him? An effing darkie bitch! She thumped her hand against the wall.
No. Callum frowned. Blakey said, effing?
Oh shut up. She went back to short-form pacing again.
The door thumped open, and there was Powel, suit darkened across the shoulders and legs. He hooked a finger an inch from Franklins face. You. With me. Now. Then turned and marched off.
She caught the door. Took a deep breath and went after him.
She was a pain in the backside, but still...
Callum followed the pair of them into the dissecting rooms foetid air, across the stained floor to the cutting table covered in naked disembodied feet. It was surrounded by plainclothes officers, shuffling about and avoiding eye contact. Fidgeting. Looking shifty and embarrassed about the whole thing.
Blakey was a pillar of indignation off to one side, a wad of green paper towels clutched to his nose, shirt stained a lovely Ribena red all down the front.
Powel stopped right in front of him, and did the pointing-at-his-own-feet thing again. Detective Constable Franklin. You will apologise to DS Blake and you will do it now.
She stood where she was told, muscles writhing along her jawline.
Now, Constable!
Franklin took a deep breath, opened her mouth
But Callum got there first. Sorry to interrupt, Guv, but Im sure this is all just a big misunderstanding.
Powel didnt even look at him. This is none of your business, MacGregor.
Lets imagine for a moment that DC Franklin was the victim of a serious sexual assault in the workplace. Shed be well within her rights to defend herself, wouldnt she?
At that, Powel turned. She attacked DS Blake.
Theres a reason they call him Blakey the Octopus, Guv.
Blake took the towels from his face. His left eye pointed about ten degrees off from the right one, but both of them had already gone a dark shade of pink. I nebber tudged her!
Ooh... Yeah. Mental note: never try to cop a feel of Franklins bum. Shed completely flattened Blakes nose, leaving a squint lump of bloody gristle behind.
Franklin bared her teeth. You lying, sexist, racist scumbag! She took a step forward, hands snapping into fists again.
Callum grabbed her arm. We can easily check, Blakey. He pointed up at the dark CCTV globe mounted above the cutting table. Big brother sees all.
Ah... Blake stared up at the camera.
So maybe what actually happened is you slipped on the wet floor and tried to break the fall with your face?
Blake pressed the towels against his nose again. Looked down at his feet. I slibbed ad fell.
Callum held his arms out, like he was about to accept applause for a magic trick. There you go: told you it was nothing but a silly misunderstanding.
What was that supposed to be? Franklin paced the length of the APTs lounge, between an off-grey sofa and a coffee table covered in tabloid magazines, one arm jabbing in the general direction of the dissecting room.
Callum poked buttons on the vending machine, setting it whirring and clunking. Youre welcome.
Im welcome? Well thank you so much. He grabbed my arse!
Oh joy.
A plastic cup clunked down in the dispenser, then the hissing and gurgling started.
He grabs your backside thats sexual harassment. If youd reported him, that wouldve been it: Blake gets hauled up in front of Professional Standards for being a dirty sex offender. End of. The machine stopped its noises, so Callum extracted the scalding hot cup and pressed the buttons again. But no, you had to lash out. You break his nose thats assault. Now its you in front of the rubber heelers and everyone thinks hes the victim.
Gurgling and hissing.
That what you want?
She stopped pacing. So you just swan in and save the poor powerless black woman, do you? Because you know best.
He stared at the ceiling. I give up. I really do.
The Great White Saviour rides again!
For Gods sake... Do you never stop? All Ive done since you got here is try to be nice. I was just looking out for a member of my team, OK? Even though shes hell-bent on leaping feet-first into the sodding wood chipper!
She threw herself down into the sofa. Sat there seething. Looked away. Closed her eyes. Then let out a barely audible, Thank you.
He picked up one of the scalding cups and held it out. Here.
Franklin took it. Held it in her lap as her head fell back against the back of the couch. Why do so many white guys see a black woman and think shes going to be an easy shag? You think its hard being a police officer? Try doing it when youre a woman, youre black, youre attractive, and everyone thinks youre gagging for it. She ran her spare hand across her forehead. If Im sleeping my way to the top, how come Im still a sodding constable?
Callum smiled. If its any consolation, I dont think youre in the least bit attractive. He took a sip of burning-hot chocolate. Oh, I did for two or three seconds when I first met you, but soon as I got to know you? Not a chance.
She gave a little laugh. When I was fourteen my geography teacher tried to feel me up in the stationery cupboard, said hed always wanted to try a black girl. Wasnt the first to chance his arm and he wasnt the last.
Did you break his nose too? Or... Callum sniffed. Wait a minute. He sat on the other end of the couch. Thats why you got lumped into Mothers Misfit Mob, isnt it? You said you punched a superintendent all hands was he?
Franklin held up her cup in salute. Welcome to the world of hyper-sexualisation.
Yeah: they cant fire us. They want to, but they cant. So they chuck us all together and drip-feed us crappy nothing cases till we get fed up and quit.
And he was married.
Callum had another sip. Lucy was right the hot chocolate wasnt anywhere near as bad as the tea. How you getting on with our body in the bath?
You know what I shouldve done? I shouldve agreed to go to that hotel with him and recorded him being a sleazy git. Then sent the tape to his wife. Lets see Superintendent Neil Lambert slither his way out of that one.
Nice to know your first thought was revenge instead of blackmail.
She gave her forehead a little slap. Blackmail. Damn why didnt I think of that? Franklin sagged in her seat. Our bodys a Caucasian male, five eleven, difficult to tell how old. Turns out the water in the bath was a very heavy brine solution with leaves and flowers and herbs and spices thrown in. Little bits of bark. His lungs are full of it too, so he was alive when he went in. You think youre a bit wrinkly after half an hour in the bath? Our victim looks like hes about ninety.
At least all that salt will have preserved the tissue.
Only the outside layers. Didnt stop his stomach bursting in the water. Gah... She had a little shudder. God, I hate post mortems.
Shouldnt have transferred to Oldcastle then, were up to our ears in them. He punched the buttons for a third hot chocolate. What do you reckon to Glen Carmichael and his mates being responsible? Three of them, killing the guy in the bath together holding his head under till he stops struggling. Or it could be one of them. They fall out, fight, same result. The machine hissed and gurgled. Or maybe they get their hands on a load of dodgy drugs? One of them has a catastrophically bad trip so they try to sober him up in the bath. But he drowns. They panic and do a runner.
She pursed her lips. Makes sense. Three blokes, stuck in that flat for months together, the windows all covered with hardcore pornography, getting drunk and wasted. Cant expect sensible decisions from
The door battered open and Lucy staggered to a halt on the carpet tiles. Callum? A bit out of breath, but grinning too. You are not going to believe it. She hooked a thumb over her shoulder, tattoos rippling. Digital X-rays have finished processing. Youve got to see this!
OK.
He peeled himself out of the couch and followed her down the corridor to the lab.
Lucy pointed at a large computer monitor sitting on a desk covered in empty Quality Street wrappers. Look.
He hunched over and squinted at the screen. It was filled with human bones, the skin reduced to pale wisps of grey around them. The X-ray had been taken from the side, showing the body curled up with its elbows in, hands against its chest and knees against them, neck bent so far forward that the front of the skull was obscured by the kneecaps. Definitely one of the mummies. And?
This is so cool. She clattered her fingers across the keyboard and the image zoomed in on the jumbled monochrome mess where the face met the kneecaps. See?
No.
I thought it was an artefact on the machinery some of the APTs X-ray all sorts of crap for a laugh and if they damage the equipment it shows up on the digital prints so I checked the anterior plates. The tip of her tongue poked out between her teeth as she typed, and the picture changed to a close-up that was little more than a mess of white lines and grey masses. Now do you see?