The girl did not move, except to turn her head so that the owl-eye spectacles ringed Dalziel and Pascoe.
Her voice when she spoke was nervous but determined.
I thought you boasted at the Licensed Victuallers Association that the police never bothered you as long as the CID could get drinks at all hours, Mr Mahoney.
The publicans jaw dropped through shock into dismay.
Hold on, hold on, he said, glancing anxiously towards Dalziel who was viewing him malevolently. You shouldnt say things like that, lass. Do I know you?
You know my father, John Huby, I think.
Up at the Old Mill Inn? By God, is it little Lexie? Why didnt you say, lass! You must be near on twenty now. I know her, shes near on twenty!
These last affirmations were directed towards Dalziel who finished his pint, placed the glass on the table and pointed menacingly into it, like Jahweh setting up a widows cruse.
A young man had come into the bar, of medium height, elegantly coiffured and dressed in a black and yellow striped blazer, cheesecloth shirt and cream-coloured slacks. His regularly handsome features broke into a gleaming smile as he spotted the girl and bore down on her, arms outstretched.
Dear Lexie, he cried. I am late. Forgive me. Purge me with a kiss.
Pascoe was amused to see that the girl ducked at the last second from his questing lips and got him in the eye with her big spectacles. Then the newcomer obtained two glasses of white wine and a plateful of sandwiches from Mahoney and he and the small girl sat down at the far side of the room, still within sight but now out of earshot.
He returned his attention to Dalziel who was saying, That Mahoney, Ill need to have a quiet word about going around slandering the police.
Now? said Pascoe.
Dont be daft! When hes shut and we can get down to some serious drinking.
And he bellowed with laughter at the sight of the pained expression on Pascoes face.
At their distant table, Lexie and Rod Lomas heard the laugh, but only Lexie registered the source.
I really am sorry Im late, Lomas was saying. But Im afraid I still tend to think of all urban distances as minute outside of London. To compensate, I tend to treat all country distances as vast. Had we been meeting at your fathers pub, say, I dare say Id have been there an hour ago.
Lexie did not reply but bit into a sandwich.
Lomas said with a smile, You dont say a great deal, do you, dear coz?
I were waiting for you to finish putting me at ease, said Lexie.
Oh dear, said Lomas. I see I shall have to watch you, little Lexie.
Im not your cousin, and Im five feet two inches barefoot, said Lexie.
Oh dear, repeated Lomas. Are there any other sensitive areas we ought to check out straightaway?
Why do you call yourself Lomas? said Lexie. Your name is Windibanks, isnt it?
He grinned and said, There youre wrong. It was changed quite legally by deed poll. Rod Lomas is in fact and law my name.
Whyd you change it?
As I launched myself on what I hoped would be a meteoric theatrical career, but what now looks like being a long steady haul to the top, it occurred to me that Rodney Windibanks was not a name to fit easily into lights. Rod Lomas on the other hand is short, punchy, memorable. Satisfied?
She continued to chew without replying. Her silence somehow declared its source as disbelief rather than good manners.
All right, he said. Its a fair cop! Why Lomas? It was Mummys idea. Butter up Auntie Gwen yes, I know she wasnt my auntie but thats how I thought of her. Mummy made a big deal of it, of course, writing and asking permission to resurrect the family name, promising that I would never bring anything but fame and good report on it. Auntie Gwen replied that I must call myself what I wished. Left to myself, I might have chosen something a little more evocative, like Garrick or Irving, but Mummy is very strong-willed in the pursuit of fortune. Do I shock you?
She swallowed, opened the half-eaten sandwich, said disgustedly, Brisket. And more gristle than brisket.
Lomas looked nonplussed for a moment, then he said with an edge of malice, Not that it should shock you, of course. You are a fellow-initiate in the great sucking-up-to-auntie club, arent you? Indeed, almost a founder member, since you joined shortly after birth. Correct me if Im wrong, but surely Lexie is short for Alexandra, and I doubt if that was a simple coincidence!
Lexie said abruptly, What do you want? What are you doing here?
Lomas looked at her as if considering taking up the challenge. Then he grinned boyishly and said, Believe it or not, dear coz, I came back north in response to a cry for help. When I was up for the funeral, I popped into the Kemble to see some old chums. Im sure a cultured young person like yourself will be aware that the Kemble has as its artistic director Ms Eileen Chung. Chung and I are long acquainted and I know all her ways, which include a rather distorting tendency to socialize or, worse still, feminize all material that she turns her big doe eyes on. She is not strong enough to resist the demands of the English set-book, however, and next week as you must know her very first production is Romeo and Juliet. At Salisbury we did it for art, in Yorkshire they do it for O-level! But disaster struck. Night before last, Chungs Mercutio got beaten up and is hors de combat. Desperate for a top-class replacement well-schooled in the part, her thoughts naturally turned to me. By chance I was free. Or rather I was just on the point of signing a big Hollywood contract, but who can resist a friends cry for help? I dropped everything and came up last night. The show is saved!
Lexie said, I read in the Post the chap who got beaten up was black.
Indeed yes. A little surprise for the good burghers, a black Mercutio. But Chung says it was not of the essence. She thinks his obvious homosexual passion for Romeo will be quite enough for the city council to bear. But enough of me, fascinating though I am. What of you? How goes the Law?
All right, said Lexie, discarding another sandwich.
Any news on the will front? he asked casually.
How should I know? she said, alert.
Well, you are acting as old Thackerays secretary, arent you?
Who told you that?
I dont know. Keechie, I suppose.
He laughed at her surprise.
Didnt I say? Im staying out at Troy House. Well, I needed digs. I can only afford the Howard Arms Hotel when Mummys with me, picking up the tab. Dear Mummy. It doesnt matter how strapped she is for cash, she never settles for less than the best.
Shes hard up, is she? Your dad didnt leave her anything, then?
Lomas stiffened.
Not much, he said, charm subsumed by some genuine emotion. Why do you mention my father?
No reason, said the girl.
He glowered at her, then burst out, People said he was a crook, but if he was, hed have left us stinking rich, wouldnt he?
She said, You were telling me about staying at Troy House.
Lomas visibly pulled the charm back over him like a bright-patterned slipover.
So I was, he said. I couldnt afford decent digs let alone the Howard Arms so I thought: What about old Keechie? Wed always got on well, so I gave her a ring. She was delighted. It must be lonely for her with nothing but those animals for company. What a nuisance they are. After the funeral feast, Mummy trod in something quite disgusting in the drive! Keechie, Im glad to say, runs a rather tighter ship than old Gwen and apart from the odd moggie on my pillow, Ive been unmolested. But it is, of course, early days. I only got here yesterday.
He regarded her speculatively.
One thing I have realized already is how far it is out of town if you havent a car. The buses seem to be as rare as virtuous women and go all around the houses, if thats not a contradiction. Keechie tells me you run a car.
Youve done a bit of talking about me, havent you? said Lexie. Yes. Ive got an old Mini. The Old Mills out of the way too.
Precisely. And rather out of the same way, isnt it? What I mean is, you must pass within a few yards, barely two miles anyway, of Greendale village. Perhaps I could persuade you to make a diversion some morning?
She said, I thought actors slept mornings.
Art never sleeps. Are you game?
Ill not wait around.
I shall be ready and waiting before the bawdy hand of the clock has reached the prick of eight. Its all right. Thats not rude, its Shakespeare. You shall hear for yourself. As reward for your kindness, you shall have a complimentary ticket for our first night next Monday, and an invitation to the party afterwards. Then you can run me home too! Talking of which, how about running me home tonight? I work office hours till we open.
Im not a taxi-service, said Lexie, standing up. Besides, Ive got an evening class so Ill not be going straight back. Thanks for the wine. Id not pay for them sandwiches if I were you. Id best get back.
Its been a pleasure, said Lomas. You wont forget to call?
I said so, replied Lexie. Cheerio.
She left, passing quite close to Pascoe and Dalziel, who was on his fourth pint and third pie. Neither man paid her much attention. She wasnt the kind of woman to catch a mans eye. Indeed, with her close-cropped hair, big spectacles, un-made-up face and big leather handbag slung over her shoulder like a satchel, she looked for all the world like a schoolgirl returning to the classroom.
But Rod Lomas watched her out of sight.
Chapter 6
Maurice? Its Mac. Mac Wield.
Good Lord! Mac? Is that really you?
Yes, its me.
Well, howve you been? How are you? With a sudden injection of sharpness. Where are you?
Its all right, Maurice. Im safely up here in Yorkshire.
Im sorry, I didnt mean My dear chap, youd be more than welcome to come and visit
Except youve got someone staying and you havent forgotten last time, in Newcastle.
Dont be silly. You were upset. Naturally. How do you know Ive got someone staying?
I rang your flat last night. He answered. I rang off. I didnt want to risk causing embarrassment. Also I wanted a private chat.
So you ring me at the office? Not very good police work that, Mac.
Its lunchtime. Youre by yourself, else youd not be talking like this, said Wield confidently.
True. You just caught me. I was on my way and I must get back on it pretty soon. Mac, can I ring you this evening? Is it the same number?
Id rather you didnt, said Wield.
Oh. Same reason?
In a way. Im ringing from work too, said Wield.
My, we are getting bold, said Maurice Eaton.
Wield heard the savagely scornful irony with sadness, but it stiffened his resolve.
Mebbe we are, he said. Ill not keep you. There were just a couple of questions I wanted to ask.
Really? Dont tell me Im helping with inquiries at last!
The voice had changed a lot. It was lighter and slipped more easily into an archness of delivery which Eaton had once been at great pains to avoid.