If Judy Garland was born in a trunk, Gizmo was born in an anorak. In spite of having the soul of a nerd, he had too much attitude for the passivity of train spotting. So he became a computer whizz. That was back in the steam age of computers, when the most powerful of machines took so long to scroll to the end of a ten-page document that you could go off and drip a pot of filter coffee without missing a thing. When 99.99 % of the population still thought bulletin boards were things you found on office walls, Gizmo was on line to people all over the world. The teenagers who invented phone phreaking and hacking into the Pentagon were close personal friends of his. Hed never met them, you understand, just spent his nights typing his end of conversations with them and like-minded nutters all over the planet.
When the FBI started arresting hackers and phreakers on the grounds that America has never known what to do with nonconformists, and the British police started to take an interest, Gizmo decided it was time to stop playing Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid and come out into the sunlit uplands. So he started working for Telecom. And he manages to keep his face straight when he tells people that hes a computer systems manager there. Which is another way of saying he actually gets paid to keep abreast of all the information technology that allows him to remain king of the darkside hackers. Gizmos like Bruce Wayne in reverse. When darkness falls on Gotham City, instead of donning mask and cape and taking on the bad guys, Gizmo goes on line and becomes one of the growing army who see cyberspace as the ultimate subversive, anarchic community. And Telecom still havent noticed that their northern systems manager is a renegade. Its no wonder none of Gizmos friends have Telecom shares.
If I had to pick one thing that demonstrates the key difference between the UK and the USA, it would be their attitudes to information. Americans get everything unless theres a damn good reason why not. Brits get nothing unless a High Court judge and an Act of Parliament have said theres a damn good reason why we should. And private eyes are just like ordinary citizens in that respect. We dont have any privileges. What we have are sources. They fall into two groups: the ones who are motivated by money and the ones who are driven by principle. Gizmos belief that information is born free but everywhere is in chains has saved my clients a small fortune. Police records, driver and vehicle licensing information, credit ratings: theyre all there at his fingertips and, for a small donation to Gizmos Hardware Upgrade Fund, at mine. The only information he wont pass on to me is anything relating to BT phone bills or numbers. That would be a breach of confidence. Or something equally arbitrary. We all have to draw the line somewhere.
I draw it at passing Gizmos info on to clients. I use him either when Ive hit a dead end or I know he can get something a lot faster than I can by official routes, which means the client saves money. I know I can be trusted not to abuse that information. I cant say the same about the people who hire me, so I dont tell them. Ive had people waving wads of dosh under my nose for an ex-directory phone number or the address that goes with a car licence plate. Call me a control freak, but I wont do that kind of work. I know there are agencies who do, but that doesnt keep me awake at night. The only conscience I can afford to worry about is my own.
Gizmo had recently moved from a bedsit in the busiest red-light street in Whalley Range to a two-bedroomed flat above a shop in Levenshulme, a stretch of bandit country grouped around Stockport Road. The shop sells reconditioned vacuum cleaners. If youve ever wondered where Hoovers go when they die, this is the place. Ive never seen a customer enter or leave the place, though theres so much grime on the windows they could be running live sex shows in there and nobody would be any the wiser. And Gizmo reckons hes moved up in the world.
I was going against the traffic flow on the busy arterial road, so it didnt take me long to drive the short distance to Levenshulme and find a parking space on a side street of red-brick terraces. I pressed the bell and waited, contemplating a front door so coated with inner-city pollution that it was no longer possible to tell what colour it had originally been. The only clean part of the door was the glass on the spyhole. After about thirty seconds, I pressed the bell again. This time, there was a thunder of clattering feet, a brief pause and then the door opened a cautious couple of inches. Kate, Gizmo said, showing no inclination to invite me in. His skin looked grey in the harsh morning light, his eyes red-rimmed like a laboratory white rat.
All right, Giz?
No, since you ask. He rubbed a hand along his stubbled jaw and scratched behind one ear with the knuckle of his index finger.
Whats the problem? Trouble with the Dibble?
His lips twisted in the kind of smile dogs give before they remove your liver without benefit of anaesthetic. No way. Im always well ahead of the woodentops. No, this is serious. Ive got the bullet.
From Telecom?
Who else?
I was taken aback. The only thing I could think of was that someone had got wise to Gizmos extra-curricular activities. They catch you with your hand in somebodys digital traffic?
Get real, he said indignantly. Staff cuts. The section head doesnt like the fact that I know more than anybody else in the section, including him. So its good night Vienna, Gizmo.
Youll get another job, I said. I would have found it easier to convince myself if I hadnt been looking at him as I spoke. As well as the red-rimmed eyes and the stubble, a prospective employer had to contend with a haircut that looked like Edward Scissorhands on a bad hair day, and a dress sense that would embarrass a jumble sale.
Im too old.
How old?
Thirty-two, he mumbled with a suspicious scowl, as if he thought I was going to laugh. I didnt have enough years on him for that.
Youre winding me up, I said.
The guys who do the hiring are in their forties and scared shitless that theyre going to get the tin handshake any day now, and they know nothing about computer systems except that someone told them its a young mans game. If youre over twenty-five, twenty-seven if youve got a PhD, they wont even look at your CV. Believe me, Kate, Im too old.
What a bummer, I said, meaning it.
Yeah, well. Shit happens. But its nicer when it happens to somebody else. So what did you come round for? Last orders before I have to put my rates up?
I handed him the piece of paper where Id noted Will Allens licence plate. The name and address that goes with the car.
He didnt even look at it. He just said, Some time this afternoon, then started to close the door.
Hey, Giz? He paused. Im really sorry, I said. He nodded and shut the door.
I walked back towards the street where Id parked the zippy Rover 216 that Mortensen and Brannigan had bought for me a couple of months before. Until then, Id been driving a top-of-the-range sports coupé that wed taken in part payment for a long and complicated car-finance fraud case, but Id known in my heart of hearts it was far too conspicuous a set of wheels for the kind of work I do. Given how much I enjoy driving, it had been a wrench to part with it, but Id learned to love the Rover. Especially after my mate Handbrake had done something double wicked to the engine which made it nippier than any of its German siblings from BMW.
As I rounded the corner, I couldnt believe what I saw. There was a spray of glittering glass chunks like hundreds of tiny mosaic tiles all over the pavement by the drivers door of the Rover. The car was twenty yards from the main road, it was half past eight in the morning and Id been gone less than ten minutes, but someone had had it away on their toes with my stereo.
Chapter 4
It took mean hour and a half round at Handbrakes backstreet garage to get a new window and stereo cassette. I knew the window had come from a scrapyard, but it would have been bad manners to ask about the origins of the cassette. I wouldnt have been entirely surprised if my own deck had arrived in the bike pannier of one of the young lads who supply Handbrake with spare parts as an alternative to drug-running round Moss Side, but it clearly wasnt my lucky day and I had to settle for a less sophisticated machine. While that might increase the shelf life of my new drivers-door window, it wouldnt improve the quality of my life in Manchesters orbital motorway traffic jams, so I wasnt in the best of moods when I finally staggered through the door of the office just after ten.
I knew at once that something was badly wrong. Shelley, our office manager, made no comment about my lateness. In all the years Ive been working with her, shed never before missed the opportunity to whip me into line like one of her two teenage kids. Id once found her son Donovan, a six-foot three-inch basketball player, engineering student and occasional rapper with a local band, having to give up a weekend to paint my office because he hadnt come home till four in the morning. After that, Id always had a good excuse for being late into work. But this morning, she scarcely glanced up from her screen when I walked in. Bills in, was all she said.
Worrying. Already? I thought he only flew in yesterday afternoon?
Shelleys lips pursed. Thats right, she said stiffly. He said to tell you he needs a word, she added, gesturing with her head towards the closed door of my partners office. Even more worrying. Shelley is Bills biggest fan. Normally when he returns from one of his foreign security consultancy trips, we all sit around in the outside office and schmooze the morning away over coffee, catching up. Bills a friendly soul; Id never known him to hide behind a closed door unless he needed absolute peace and quiet to work out some thorny computer problem.
I tapped on the door but didnt wait for an answer before I opened it and walked in on the sort of scene that would have been more appropriate in the new Dancehouse a few doors down Oxford Road. Bill Mortensen, a bearded blond giant of a man, was standing behind his desk, leaning over a dark woman whose body was curved back under his in an arc that would have had my spine screaming for mercy. One of Bills bunch-of-bananas hands supported the small of her back, the other her shoulders. Unlike the ballet, however, their lips were welded together. I cleared my throat.