Steel was back at her office window, peering out at the cluster of journalists and TV cameras far below when Logan returned from getting everything organized. Briefings at four, he said, slumping into the threadbare visitors chair. Youve got sixteen uniform, five CID and about eight admin. And I got the IB to take a good head-and-shoulders shot of the body with his eyes open, theyre going to touch it up on the computer so he doesnt look so dead. Logan yawned, but Steel didnt seem to notice, just sparked up another cigarette and went back to blowing smoke out into the rain. Press release will be ready about he checked his notes, five, but they dont think they can get you on the news tonight. Not with this Rob Macintyre thing going on.
She nodded. No room on the box for two Aberdeen stories eh? Shame She sighed. Id have loved to show that blonde weathergirl what a real wet front looks like Still, the circus down theres getting geared up for something. Want to go watch? If were lucky that grumpy, fat bastard Insch will punch someone.
It was too damp for a real media frenzy, instead they all huddled under their umbrellas, pointing cameras, microphones and digital recorders at the FHQ car park as a black BMW pulled up and a smug-looking bastard climbed out into the rain and a barrage of questions. Sandy Moir-Farquharson, defence lawyer extraordinaire: tall, well-dressed, with greying hair, a slightly squint nose, and a junior to hold his brolly for him. Rob Macintyre got out of the back seat and bounced along beside him, grinning from ear to ear despite the swollen lip Jackie had given him in a very expensive-looking charcoal-grey suit, his trademark ruby earstud twinkling in the camera lights. It was a blatant rip-off of other, much more famous footballers from the English leagues, only Macintyres was red, Aberdeen Football Clubs team colour. Finally a large, grey-haired woman emerged from the car wearing a triumphant, satisfied smile the one whod been shouting at Big Gary last night.
Standing beneath an umbrella purloined from the lost and found, Logan grimaced. This doesnt look good.
DI Steel snorted, arms crossed, face screwed up tight. Never does when Hissing Bloody Sids involved.
The lawyer raised his arms and the crowd of journalists fell quiet. I am delighted to say that the court has agreed to give my client Mr Macintyre the opportunity to challenge these ridiculous charges in a court of law.
Wonderful, Steel dug in her pockets and came out with a packet of cigarettes, were prosecuting the little sod, and hes making out its all their idea!
Mr Macintyres innocence, said the lawyer, will be proved beyond a shadow of a doubt, and Grampian Police will be forced to put an end to their hateful campaign to ruin his reputation once and for all. We can only assume that someone up there, he pointed at the looming black-and-white hulk of FHQ, really doesnt want Aberdeen to win the Scottish Premier League! That actually got a laugh. And then the questions started, all of them fielded by Sandy Moir-Farquharson before his client could open his mouth: Will you be playing this Saturday against Falkirk? What does your fiancee say about all this? Is it true youve been offered a place with Manchester United? Only one journalist asked about this not being the first time Macintyre had been accused of rape, but Sandy ignored her, answering a much more cuddly question about Macintyres upcoming marriage instead. The only person who seemed to have noticed was Macintyres mum, who spent the rest of the conference scowling furiously at the woman whod dared to bring up her sons past.
The lawyer took a couple more questions, then led a smiling Macintyre and his mum back to the waiting BMW. They disappeared in a flurry of flash photography. DI Steel took a long sniff, then spat out into the rain. Slimy wee shite. And we thought Insch was in a bad mood before. Hell be fucking apoplectic now. She set a lighter to her cigarette, the smoke getting trapped inside the brolly. Speak of the devil
Insch strode down Queen Street, coming back from the Sheriff Court, face set in an ugly line, his huge, fat body barely shielded from the rain by a massive golf umbrella. Someone stepped out in front of him thin, bearded, glasses, looking furious and the inspector paused, then grabbed the man by the arm and steered him in through the main doors to FHQ. Logan caught, Its him isnt it? Why the hell are you letting him go? Whats wrong with you people- before the doors shut.
Steel stayed outside to finish her fag while Logan hurried in out of the rain to make sure everything was ready for the briefing, keeping his head down as he passed Insch and the angry man, not wanting to get involved. Ignoring the inspector as he promised to put Macintyre away for a long, long time.
Four oclock and the briefing room was full of men and women in uniform, a handful of detective constables in suits, and an overweight detective sergeant eating cheese and onion crisps. There was still no sign of DI Steel so Logan did the roll call. Then the introduction. Then the background. He was just launching into the CCTV footage when she turned up with the Assistant Chief Constable in tow. Trying not to look as pissed off as he felt, Logan got one of the CID blokes to turn off the lights. Right, he said, pressing play as Steel and the ACC found seats, this was taken at twelve minutes past ten last night.
The large screen behind his head flickered and the entrance to Accident and Emergency appeared. An ambulance sat in front of the doors, lights off and nobody home. Then a ratty old Volvo estate shuddered to a halt, half mounting the kerb, the driver an indistinct blob behind the steering wheel. The blob unclipped its seatbelt, wrenched the door open and leapt out of the car. Logan hit pause and everything stopped. Blue jeans, black trainers, grey hooded top, dark green baseball cap. The face was invisible, hidden in the caps shadow.
The cars number plates been purposely obscured probably with electrical tape so all we have is make and model. Ive put out a lookout request for a blue or green Volvo estate: the details are in your briefing packs. He paused and looked around the room, trying to make eye-contact with as many people as possible. The backseats soaked in blood, so the killer will either try to hide the vehicle, or get rid of it. We need to find it first!
He pressed play again and the hooded figure sprinted round the front of the Volvo, opened the rear passenger door, and dragged the dying man from the back seat. Then jumped back into the car and got the hell out of there.
This, said Logan as the picture became a fuzz of static and white lines, is the camera at the security barriers The screen settled into a shot of a bright orange booth with a uniformed old man in it, reading a newspaper. He looked up, smiled and waved as the Volvo slowed down. The driver wound down his or her window and slipped the ticket into the machine. A brief pause, the barrier slid up, the Volvo drove off, and the guard went back to his paper.
So we have a witness. If you turn to the back of your pack, youll find an e-fit. Logan switched off the video and clicked on the projector. Behind him a computer-generated identikit picture sprang onto the screen: round face, big moustache, glasses and a neatly trimmed goatee. According to our security guard the suspect has an Irish accent- A uniformed constable stuck up her hand. Yes?
Northern or southern Irish?
He says it was like that thick priest on Father Ted, so southern. Our suspect was calm enough to exchange a few words about the weather, even though hes just dumped someone whos bleeding to death outside A amp;E.
Logan hit the button and the e-fit disappeared, replaced with a post mortem photo of the dead mans face. This is our victim. And this is what the killer did to him Click and everyone in the room squirmed.
Logan worked his way to the end of the briefing, finishing up with everyones teams and assignments, then DI Steel creaked to her feet and told them all the Assistant Chief Constable wanted a word. Now then, said the ACC, going for a friendly smile, as you know, the health of our officers is of primary importance to us all
When at long last everyone was gone, Steel slumped into a chair at the front of the room, head back, groaning at the flickering fluorescent lights. God, that mans hard work.
I had to start without you.
Steel nodded. I saw. Well done you. Top of the class. I wouldve been on time, but the rotten sod was hanging about outside the womens toilets. Pervert. Had to tell him what we were up to. She worked a hand under her jacket and fiddled about in her armpit. Concerned about the health of their officers If they think Im going to take part in their stupid Fit Like programme they can kiss my sharny arse!
Logan finished tidying up. Where do you want to start?
Steel checked her watch, thought about it, then said, A large white wine. And some chips. And some fags. Nearly knocking off time.
But-
Look, the papers will run the victims photo and the killers e-fit tomorrow. All the dentists surgeries will be closed by now so we cant start searching dental records. Were no going to get an ID tonight. The only thing left to do is get the incident room set up, and the admin officer can do that. You and me are going for a pint.
But-
Thats an order, Sergeant.
Yes, maam.
Archibald Simpsons used to be a bank before it became a pub. A huge granite edifice on the east end of Union Street, complete with Corinthian pillars, portico, ornate ceiling, shiny brass fittings, chandeliers, and cheap beer. Being just round the corner from FHQ it was the standard police drinking hole after a hard days sodding about in the rain.
Steel made Logan get the first round in, taking her usual seat in the aisle just off the main banking floor, in the corner, under the television. One large white wine, two portions of chips, and a pint of Stella. What he really wanted was to go home and get some sleep, but if he did that the inspector would sulk and hed end up lumbered with all the crappy jobs on the investigation. So he stayed and talked shop, listening to her moan on about her other cases, like the dead tramp theyd found in Duthie Park natural causes, but no one knew who the hell he was and the series of housebreakings in Tillydrone, Bridge of Don, and Rosemount. And the man flashing his undercarriage on Guild Street. By the time the chips arrived she was moaning about her girlfriend Susan and how she was always on at her to get a cat, but Steel knew it was just the warm-up act for a baby and she wasnt ready for that kind of commitment.