A siren wailed in the distance, the rumble of a late-night bus, a singing drunk, two women fighting, the thump-thump-thump bassline of whatever song was playing inside. The fumbling moans of a couple going at it, hidden in the shadows of a recessed doorway on the other side of the alley.
I took a deep breath, hauling in cold air, letting out a cloud of white.
Should have kept on driving to Newcastle.
More moaning from the snoggers.
Still could. Car was parked outside the club: get in and bugger off before they dump my mangled body in a shallow grave somewhere. Like Rebecca.
Fuck I scrubbed a hand over my face.
I wasn t going anywhere. What was the point of struggling through the last four years, only to give up and run away before we d caught the bastard?
I pulled out my phone and called Rhona. She picked up on the third ring. A diesel generator rumbled somewhere in the background. Guv?
Any news?
A yawn drowned out everything else. Yeah, sorry I was about to call you: ground-penetrating radar think they ve got a fourth burial site. No way he s getting away this time, right? Four bodies down, seven to go.
Eight. But the only people who knew that were: Henry Forrester, me, Rebecca, and the bastard who killed her.
Any ID on the other girl?
Hold on, I ll check
From the doorway opposite came the sound of a zip being undone. A knee-trembler in the alley behind a lap-dancing bar. Talk about romantic.
I stuck the phone against my chest. Hoy, you two: get a room.
Fuck! Frantic scrabbling, and one of the figures lurched out of the shadows. Andrew: the Silver Lady s head doorman, hauling up his flies. I was We He cleared his throat. Flexed his shoulders. Chin jutting out like a slab of freshly shaved granite. You tell anyone about this and I ll snap your bloody neck. Understand?
He grabbed a bottle from one of the recycling bins. A sharp tap against the wall turned it into a multi-bladed weapon. I m no kidding, you hear me? One fucking word! Jabbing the broken bottle in my direction. Trembling.
I backed off a couple of steps, palms out. OK, Andrew, I hear you. Our little secret.
He licked his lips, glanced across at the shadowy doorway, then dropped the bottle and charged through the door, back into the club.
What the hell was that all about? Doormen got hand jobs from star-struck women every evening. Friend of mine once told me it s the bow tie that does it: reminds the ladies of James Bond. But then he always was a bit of a prick.
Back to the phone. Rhona?
I was about to give up on you. She sniffed.
It s not confirmed or anything, but we think number two might be Sophie Elphinstone, went missing from Inverness four years ago.
They doing a dental chart match?
A small pause. Can t. He tore all her teeth out. Another yawn.
Go home and get some rest. You re no good to anyone knackered.
I hung up, scrolled through my contacts list, and picked the number Dickie had texted me for Dr McDonald. Listened to it ring and ring
On the other side of the alley, Andrew s bit of stuff was getting restless. Feet shuffling in the darkness. Waiting for me to bugger off so she could slip back into the club unnoticed.
Tough. She could wait.
I let the phone ring through to voicemail, then tried again.
Mmmph? Lo? Not quite words, mumbled and fuzzy.
Dr McDonald, sorry to wake you, but
Ash No it s fine, I m awake. A yawn. Urgh What time is it?
We ve found another body. Might be Sophie Elphinstone. We ll talk about it in the morning. Sorry to bother
Sophie Elphinstone? Dr McDonald sounded a lot more awake. Is she Did he decapitate her?
More shuffling from the doorway opposite.
He ripped all her teeth out instead.
Isn t that interesting: he decapitates his third victim, Lauren Burges, but he doesn t decapitate his second or his sixth. Hannah Kelly and Sophie Elphinstone get to keep their heads
Maybe he goes through phases, and
It s almost as if he s experimenting. The normal pattern is to keep doing the same thing over and over, getting better at it every time, refining it, building up the fantasy, but it s A pause. It s as if he doesn t really like what he does he cuts Lauren Burges s head off, but he can t bring himself to do it again. A strange clicking sound came from the earpiece, as if she was banging the phone off her teeth. When they examine the remains tomorrow, we need to get them to look for patterns of wounding map the correlation points, see what else he s tried and discarded.
Yeah OK. I hung up, slipped the phone back into my pocket and stood there watching a rat rip a hole in a bin-bag. He doesn t really like what he does. Bollocks if he didn t like it, he wouldn t keep doing it.
More shuffling from the other side of the alley.
Oh, grow up. I turned my back on them and hauled the door open. I don t care, OK? Shag who you want, where you want.
Whoever it was cleared their throat behind me. How long have you known?
I stopped, one hand on the door, the music from inside getting louder. Licked my lips. Didn t say anything.
Ash? Footsteps on the tarmac. How long have you known?
I glanced over my shoulder and there he was: DI Shifty Dave Morrow, sausage fingers fidgeting with his jacket buttons.
Tuesday 15th November
Chapter 10
What? No, I can t hear you I peered into the gap between the bread and the glowing orange elements the toaster hadn t burnt it yet my mobile pinned between my shoulder and ear, while I dumped teabags into mugs with my other hand. The kettle rumbled and rattled on the working surface.
Cold this morning. The window was a fogged-up slab of dark grey.
On the other end of the phone, Rhona yawned again. I said, there s been a complaint down the station.
What time did you clock off yesterday?
Didn t pass my sergeant s exams so I could be DC my whole life. Got to put in the hours or you don t get the promotion. You told me that.
True, on both counts. The kettle clicked, then went silent.
Yeah, but if you fall asleep on the job, or screw something up because you re knackered, you can kiss three stripes goodbye.
Boiling water into the mugs. Two slices of slightly overdone toast on a plate.
It was that cow Jennifer Prentice: said you beat up her photographer yesterday.
Surprised she waited that long. A scrape of butter, followed by raspberry jam.
I told Dougie I d take a look. You know, do some prelim before Professional Standards get hold of it?
Two sugars in one of the mugs, then a good splosh of milk in both.
Where does she get off making accusations like that? So what if you thumped some paparazzi dickhead, sure you had a good reason, right?
Something like that. Out in the hall, the sound of muffled snoring rattled the living room door. So much for Parker making himself scarce. The steps creaked under my socks as I climbed upstairs.
Yeah, well don t worry: I ll have a word with him. Make sure he has another go remembering what happened.
The bedroom was dark, the smell of musk and spice with a faint tinge of bleach. I put breakfast on the chest of drawers, then hauled the curtains open. Condensation made dewy spider webs in the corners of the window. Pale blue fringed the horizon, but Oldcastle was a mass of darkness sprinkled with pinpricks of yellow and white.
Guv?
Susanne s policewoman costume hung on the back of the wardrobe door. Not the utilitarian workaday UK bobby s uniform, but a sort of fantasy New York Police Department job, with ra-ra-style skirt and leather corset; a hat, handcuffs, and knee-high black PVC kinky boots finishing off the look.
Guv? You there?
Do me a favour: tell Weber you re off following-up on the door-to-doors this morning, park the car somewhere quiet, and grab a couple hours sleep. Don t let that prick Smith saddle you with anything.
I could hear the smile in her voice. Thanks, Guv. And don t worry about Photography Boy, I ll sort it. She hung up.
The mattress groaned as I sat on the edge. Susanne?
Nnnnnngh She was flat on her back with one arm draped over her eyes, bleached blonde curls draped across the pillows tumbling over the side of the bed. A small bruise on the fake-tan flesh of her wrist.
Susanne!
The arm twitched, then she peered out at me, one side of her face scrunched up. Time is it?
You getting up?
One hand fumbled about on the bedside cabinet, grabbed her iPhone and took it back for a good squinting at. Urgh It s seven in the morning!
Tea and toast?
The phone went back on the cabinet and she burrowed under the duvet until nothing was visible but that mass of golden curls.
Fuck tea. Fuck toast. Seven in the morning
Raspberry jam, your favourite?
Fuck raspberries. Come back to bed. She curled up, on her side, back turned towards me. Bad enough I had to spend the night in this craphole.
I stared at the ceiling for a couple of breaths. Susanne was Page Three pretty, with phenomenal breasts, thighs of steel, and an arse you could crack walnuts with. Energetic and flexible. Insatiable and pneumatic. Doesn t understand what I m talking about half the time. Because she s twenty-one and I m forty-five more than halfway to a single room with satin lining and a screw-down lid.
By now I should be living in a nice house in Blackwall Hill, with a lovely lawyer wife and two gorgeous daughters who worship me, not having to sweet-talk my stripper girlfriend into staying the night in the tiny mouldering council house I get for free because it s not fit to rent out.
I put a hand on the shape beneath the duvet. I ve got to go. Work. Trying to sound enthusiastic. See you tonight?
Mmmph A twitch, then nothing.
I grabbed my jacket, checked that Rebecca s cigar box was safely tucked away, then stomped back down the stairs.
My phone rang as I got to the front door. The display read
DR MCFRUITLOOP. Hello?
I grabbed my jacket, checked that Rebecca s cigar box was safely tucked away, then stomped back down the stairs.
My phone rang as I got to the front door. The display read
DR MCFRUITLOOP. Hello?
I think we should meet up before the post mortems this morning, it s going to be really odd, isn t it, I mean normally it s all about finding out how the victim died, but we ve already got photos of it happening, don t you think that s odd?
I closed my eyes. Rested my forehead against the cool front door.
Actually, I ve got a couple of things on this morning. Also known as visiting some dodgy bastards and squeezing as much cash out of them as possible to pay off Mrs Kerrigan before she breaks my legs at lunchtime.