Have you heard about Goryoun Tigranovich? Vasya looked up from his sorry shins to pose the question.
What do you mean?
Hes disappeared, apparently. Something to do with some questionable business with oil wells out east, I heard.
Oh nonsense, Vasily Semyonovich! Hes gone on holiday that is all. You shouldnt believe everything that every gossipy old bird tells you, you know.
Vasya returned his attention to his shins, and Galia felt guilty for snapping.
Who did her husband run off with?
Whose husband?
Mitya the Exterminators mothers, of course.
Oh, that. Not who, what.
What?
Exactly! Apparently, he took their entire potato harvest, a years stock of jam, a pig, a quart of home brew and three sacks of onions. She never got over it. It affected her mind.
Yes, I can imagine, Galia said quietly. She passed Vasya a cup of black tea with raspberry jam huddled in the bottom of it. The cup bore the legend Stalingrad Hero City 1945! and was one of Galias favourites. She then lowered herself on to her stool near the fridge. When the weather was this close, and all clothes felt like warm wet sheets binding her body, she liked to sit with the fridge door open and her shoulders resting on a flannel draped over the ice box. It was usually infinitely refreshing, although this evening the frost hardly seemed to reach her tired, if not fried, nerve endings.
Did that have an effect on on the Exterminator, Mitya?
I really dont know, Galia. He was a delight as a toddler, I seem to recall. A cheeky, happy child quite outgoing really. But ever since school age, well, seven or eight, hes been very odd. I remember he was always pulling the wings off butterflies and cutting up caterpillars and snipping worms into pieces and brusque with his fellow learners, terribly taciturn. I thought maybe hed become a scientist, and I did try to push him in that direction when he was small, but alas, it was not to be.
You taught him then, Vasya?
No, not directly. He was in the school, but not my class, it was just Vasya trailed off and contemplated the floor in silence for some moments, his face grim. Galia sighed and took in the vibrating, hairy moths circling the yellow kitchen lamp up above, and then glanced into the gloom under the table. Boroda was in her box, curled up, but not asleep: still trembling, and with her chocolate silk eyes wide open.
Poor dog, poor lapochka! muttered Galia, and rubbed the inside of her knees with each fist. She would be as stiff as a cadaver tomorrow. The clock in the bedroom struck midnight, and Galia longed for her pillow.
Galia, you must get that dog a collar. She was surprised by the sudden certainty in Vasyas voice. He had finished with his shins, and now seemed determined to get his point across.
Its not in the contract, Vasya, said Galia. Shes my dog, but shes not really my dog, if you see what I mean. We found each other. She chooses to live with me, so it doesnt seem right to make her wear a collar. We choose to share our lives. We dont need to display ownership. Its not like she hesitated slightly, its not like were married, or bound in any way.
Galia, yes, I accept that you are not married to your dog.
Galia blushed and smiled slightly.
But you cant go through tonights fiasco ever again, and neither can the dog. Its monstrous. You must get Boroda a collar. You must take responsibility for her. Its what civilized society insists, and there can be no argument.
Galia wanted to argue, in fact she felt it was her duty to argue, and it was on the tip of her tongue to argue, but the battling words died in her throat and instead she took a slow sip of her tea. The day had been a trial for her, it was true. Difficult, for some reason, even before she had left the flat, even while she was cooking with all those irritating memories circling her for no reason. And then during the endless Elderly Club meeting she had felt uneasy, and not a little agitated. And after that the evening had become farcical, dangerous and threatening by turn, in a whirl of motorcycle wheels, dogs teeth and mad old ladies with sickles in their hands.
In the end, it came down to this: she had stood on a point of principle, assuming that her fellow members of society would respect that principle, and she had come unstuck. Maybe it was time to give in, just a little, to make life safer. Maybe it was time to just get a collar and be done with it. It wouldnt really hurt, would it?
But what if she bites me when I try to put it on? Or leaves home in disgust? asked Galia, with a teasing smile that showed a glimpse of her straight white teeth, and the gold ones that crowded round them.
She wont bite you, and she wont leave home. That dog has more sense than you give her credit for, Galia. She is your willing accomplice, and will respect your decision. Youre just being stubborn.
Galia sighed. Yes, Vasya, I admit it: maybe youre right, on this occasion. There has been some stubbornness in this situation. I will get her a collar in the morning. But only if I find the time between the vegetable patch and the market.
And a lead?
A lead? Why would I want a lead? laughed Galia, the sound throaty and warm and quite unexpected to Vasya. You go too far, Vasily Semyonovich!
Why indeed? Of course, you wont be taking her for walks or tying her up. She organises her own entertainment, I understand that. Oh well, maybe we can look at the issue of the lead next week, or next month. Towards autumn, perhaps? Now it was Vasyas turn to trail off slightly as Galia fixed him with her steady blue gaze, and stopped laughing.
And a lead?
A lead? Why would I want a lead? laughed Galia, the sound throaty and warm and quite unexpected to Vasya. You go too far, Vasily Semyonovich!
Why indeed? Of course, you wont be taking her for walks or tying her up. She organises her own entertainment, I understand that. Oh well, maybe we can look at the issue of the lead next week, or next month. Towards autumn, perhaps? Now it was Vasyas turn to trail off slightly as Galia fixed him with her steady blue gaze, and stopped laughing.
Well, alls well that ends well, as they say! Vasya smiled and jerked his tea glass towards the light-fittings and moths in a toast. Galia leant away from the ice box and was about to stand to join in the toast when a sharp rap at the front door stopped her in mid-flow, hand raised, mouth open, eyes round.
Whos that? she whispered. Boroda whined softly and stood up stiffly under the table, her claws stuttering slightly on the lino floor.
Vasya carefully propelled himself round on his stool with his long, spindly legs and peered out of the kitchen window into the warm, dark courtyard below. Once his eyes had adjusted to the depth of the gloom, he saw, lurking like a playground bully between the peeling swings and the weather-beaten chess tables, the unmistakable outline of a police car.
Galina Petrovna, I smell trouble, whispered Vasily, and pointed to the car with a nobbled finger.
There was another sharp rap at the door. This time the sound was harder, as if a baton, rather than a fist, was making contact.
Better let them in, my dear.
Ill let them in, in just a second. Boroda, get in the bedroom in! Galia shooed the dog through the hall and into the bedroom, before gently sliding her inside the wardrobe, and behind a box of old photographs. She pushed the bedroom door to, and made her way stiffly across the hall. As she reached the threshold, the door vibrated in front of her eyes as more blows echoed through the quiet building. She took a deep breath, and slid back the bolts.
In the dim orange light of the hallway, she could make out two figures: one short and stocky, a dishevelled and obviously drunken policeman, and the other taller, younger, also dishevelled and smelling of sweat and dog crap. It was, of course, Mitya the Exterminator. His eyes were glassy, and they focused on a place somewhere behind her head. Behind the visitors, she perceived a number of grey heads popping out of other doors down the corridor, and then swiftly withdrawing at the sight of the representative of the law and his companion.
Citizens, I am sorry for the delay in opening the door, but it is very late. What can I do for you?
Baba, Baba, dont worry, cried the chubby policeman in a loud voice, wobbling slightly under the weight of his friendly words and leaning on the door jamb for support. We know its late, but youre welcome, very welcome Do come in!
Galia looked at him steadily and raised her eyebrows slowly. The policeman giggled and put a chubby fist into his mouth, realizing he had made some sort of mistake, but not quite able to work out what it was. The giggle gradually petered out, and he frowned instead, his glossy bottom lip protruding.
I warn you, be careful, Baba! he grimaced, fingering his gun holster with one clumsy hand and gesticulating towards his accomplice with the other. Be careful, granny, hes got teeth, this one. Oh, you yes, you! here he pointed directly at Galia with a puffy finger, need to be careful! We all need to be careful! he giggled again, and leant against the wall more heavily, breathing hard. Have you got any drink, Baba?
Mitya cleared his throat, and winced, as if the action caused him pain. He should have warmed up in the car, he thought, but this drunken fool had distracted him. Now he appeared weak, nervous, mucus-ridden. The prolonged incident with his mother had, in truth, unnerved him somewhat and left him feeling slightly unwell. But the fight went on, and the canine had to be brought to justice, no matter how tired and spent he was. He could sense the damp from the basement on the East Side still sticking to his clothes, and his nostrils quivered as he caught a sour whiff of something, which he thought must be the policeman.
Orlova, Galina Petrovna? Mitya spoke, the pitch a little higher than he would have liked.
Galia nodded slowly, still looking at the greasy policeman, and wondering if she knew his mother.
You have in your apartment a dangerous dog, which I am here to remove. There was a pause, and Mitya coughed. My colleague here, as you see, is somewhat tired. It has been a long day.