What the poor need a spoon for, if he has nothing to eat?
To entertain itself by an artistic knock on the bottom of the bowl.
Why the human nature is so disgusting?
It not so strongly differs from the nature of other living creatures which only and do that devours each other.
In what case the person inevitably turns into pettiness?
Being in power.
And still: truth triumphs in the world or evil?
Do not hesitate – it is true that the number of decently living people is growing, although, of course, evil is manifested in the fact that the number of indecently living people is not decreasing.
What role in life is played by a case?
It mocks us.
What sense of the invention of such useless subject how a tie?
The tie shows the man as the more erectus, than he is actually.
Why deputies and ministers are deprived of a imprint of wisdom on a countenance?
Other imprints are important for them.
Why Gogol so sympathized to Acacius Akakiyevich Bashmachkin?
The last overcoat too has been thwarted once with cash-strapped Gogol.
Why people of the North are so boring and preposterous?
The terrain is such.
For what reason flowers are forced to die in a vase?
On the occasion of this or that holiday.
3. The explanatory dictionary.
Absurd.
Extreme form of dissatisfaction of the person with common sense.
Anarchy.
Unattainable order without chiefs, inasmuch everyone tries to become by boss.
Beauty.
It is what impossible take in any way.
Capitalism.
The same, as socialism – deception of working people under different sauce.
Comfort.
Cozy beastliness.
Consent.
Unreason regarding unanimity.
Disappearance.
Nonacceptance.
Doubt.
Resistance of certainty
Happiness.
The anticipation of execution of treasured desire, which is coming to the end with execution.
Hatred.
Extreme manifestation of own weakness.
A human being.
The insignificant site of a hologram which during lifetime thinks hardly.
Idleness.
Loss goals.
Impatience.
Unreasonable aspiration to pass by the necessary queue waiting.
Fear.
Foreboding of severe blow.
Lust.
The same need, as at an amoeba in the case its division.
Life.
It is what cannot be under any laws, but happens.
Loneliness.
The black hole of distraction.
Luck.
Social resonance.
Mafia.
A bunch of capable villains which is effectively replacing all unable toilers.
Memory.
Natural selection of events.
Mockery.
An extreme form of admonition.
Motion.
Individual procedure with periodic breaks for the night and with a final break for an indefinite term.
Myth.
Lie, but supposedly – into salvation.
Oppression.
Coercion of liberation.
Pain.
The first and final warning.
The pettiness.
Boundless self-conceit.
Phobia.
Reaction to the unwonted.
Poetry.
Rhymed spasm of idealism.
Property.
The last of the truly necessary.
Prose.
Attempt to copy self.
Reason.
Mind on the surface.
The relationship.
The most important thing! Without them – neither to distinguish, nor to divide.
Sleep.
Daily reminder on death.
Success.
Short-term providing without visible continuation.
Talent.
The random gift, extremely seldom acquiring status of necessary.
The trifle.
Temporary roadside of the sphere of attention.
Understanding.
Refusal of one for the sake of another.
Witty.
Waste of time and mind.
4. The confused dictionary.
Allusion.
Woman in confused feelings.
Angloman.
The maniac with knowledge of English.
Automatic machine.
The idler, gnawing sunflower seeds and spitting a peel into passers-by.
Boredom.
Nothing worthy.
The bosses.
Separation from masses.
Car.
The place from where you can observe pedestrians.
Chignon.
Soup with champignons.
Citizens.
The population which doesn't have any rights except the right to vote,
Collision.
Landing on the colossians
Comedy.
Hedgehog on a comb.
Configuration.
The curvaceous lady under stake.
Deficit.
Total absence of mind at the heads.
Degenerate.
Retired general.
Dominator.
Very first rogue.
Drama.
The lonely lady at a window.
Economics.
Method of division of people on idlers and the staff servicing them.
Emigration.
Delicate crossing of the border in the necessary party.
Indifference.
Suffocation of self.
Infinity.
There everything is lost.
Inspiration.
Inhale for a moment.
Finance.
Housewives, singing romances.
Finish.
The full passage.
Fragment.
Intermediate finish.
Finiteness.
There everything happens.
Food reserve.
Do not perishable, but quickly plundered product.
Hologram.
Nude teasing completeness.
Ideology.
The idiotic idea for deception the population.
Illusion.
The lady at the age in dreams of a marriage.
Information.
The data, getting us.
Internet.
Virtual landing to a needle.
Mediocrity.
What allows to tighten of self.
Meloman.
Worker of a mel quarry.
Nonsense.
Unformed stuff.
Physiognomist.
Facial surgeon.
Pleasure.
Satisfaction from digestion.
Polygon
The circle, subjected to pruning.
Portal.
Pointless exit in astral.
Prophet.
The man, which is able to force to listen to the own nonsenses.
Quarter.
Beer packing.
Russophobe.
Russian man with a foreign surname.
Savings.
Saving of what should be spent.
Smart ass.
Witted rascal.
Spouses.
Temporarily vacationers from loneliness.
Stacking.
The cemetery behind a hillock.
The stumbling block.
May be a roadside German or a cautious Jew.
Psychosis.
The superintendent of a psychiatric hospital.
Time.
The wandering life point.
Tragedy.
Camel for the thirtieth day without water.
Unicum.
Single excrement in the bushes.
University.
Congregation of believers in education.
5. Considerations
The person undertook from the come awareness of itself, who was earlier by the irresponsible ape.
Any person takes offense the most of all on the fair ridicule over him.
Questions aren't asked by the one who has understood senselessness of this pastime.
Look forward, and then look back because in the first place hope, and then vexed.
If really power is the main human value, then what distinguishes the monkey alpha male from any powers that be?
Earlier the victim was given the last word before the death penalty because everybody would like finally to listen to the one who has no more reason to lie.
Fools and politicians are most of all sure of themselves.
If to recognize that elite – the best of people, then it is necessary to agree that foam – the best part of soup.
The state always resists to us because there are no other people for it.
Height causes fear because it offensively reveals insignificance of any person.
Everything rises in price, but doesn't become cheaper because the ascent is better than the fall.
The rich are capable to share with the poor only by bad diseases.
Assignment of the award means nailing of the laureate to the coveted pillar.
The genius differs from others in that he goes crazy with great success.
Most of all suffer from own nonsense.
The principal difficulty of mankind consists in absence of understanding of that, for what it is necessary generally.
The most terrible torture is an incessant humiliation.
The work is similar to digging of a grave, and the labor – to its landfilling.
It is difficult without money to change good for pleasures.
The person aspires under a yoke because It isn't necessary under a yoke to burden himself in searches.
"The hand" of market does not act without the head in any way, and even with it – unbearably bad.?
The extreme liberalism leads to the transform everything into nothing.
Surprise differs from indignation of the fact what a surprised person didn't manage to understand yet that he had been deceived.
Permanently happy is only an idiot slobbering.
People are inclined to theft because the abiding irritation by third-party property can be appeased only by transfer it into own asset.
The basis of so-called "ability to live" is unwillingness to identify own best qualities.
The person is a liar, inasmuch he believes that he only this way will be able to evade from obvious damage.
The most characteristic feature of stinginess is the persist in dislike to the unreliable surrounding.
If prisons suddenly collapse, then we will be sat on a chain.
People toil all life because they are trying unsuccessfully to focus.
The spirit most of all depletes consumption.
The person always wants everything were better for him, than he has, without special bases
The foundation to the correct policy of downsizing was "Procrustean bed"?
The genius is always wrong for his time!
Sense organs are necessary for the extraction of all available to them, out of nothing.
Life after all comes to an end, because everything, eventually, bothers.
Time stops for the dead person and for the sleeping person, but temporarily.
At a wedding everybody shouts "Bitterly" because guests know how it will end.
In order to a long way has become a close, you have to oversleep it.
Sympathy is manifested from hope for understanding.
Indifference appears from hopelessness.
The person exists for misconceptions, and the attempts the exiting from them.
It is necessary to work because otherwise it is impossible have a rest!
It is impossible to live without wars because is impossible to live without neighbors.
There is no the good without evil because everyone bears malice, that outside goods do not belong to him.
Silence is more considerable than the word just as the fish is more considerable than the fisher.
Exactly behind errors are being revealed new horizons.
Animals do not laugh because due to the lack of shortcomings they have no need to laugh over themselves.
Stupidity of globalists consists that they are trying to rule the world.
Harm is good by aversion in relation to benefit.
The embarrassment is manifested on the threshold of sincerity.
Simplicity becomes great if it is clear to everyone.
Difference of ingenuity from genius consists in the scale of mystery which is extracted. Everything else – secondary.
The set concerning the person is characteristic by the fact that it successfully hides the only thing, which is necessary to him.
Force or weakness of the person consist in the most or least knowledge of self respectively.
It becomes joylessly or from constant opening self to everybody, or from concealment self from all.
Appearance of thought of death means doubt in disposability of this event.
The intermittence is characteristic feature of immortality.
6. The perpendicular reasons
What is always not enough for any person?
Mind.
How to live more quietly?
Without special thought.
Why does dal so beckons?
It promises.
How to catch good luck?
Having been born on light from darkness, thou have already caught it!
From where the slyness undertakes?
From a lack of mind inevitably have to grab by deceit and dexterity.
Where to aspire?
Open the horizon, and thou will see.
Why periodically that one, that another become extinct?
For various reasons; but it means, that we also will die out here.
Why so fond of fast driving?
Everything merges in one in it.
What feature attracts in a waterfall
Its impassive fall.
What laconicism hides from people, which can read?
Unneeded details for these people.
Is it possible to derive an equation of everything?
It is possible! But as a result would be gotten Nothing.
What does art differ from fantasy in?
If they are separated, then they turn respectively into handicraft and stupidity.
Why do we need writers?
For the same, that and – rescuers.
What does good differ from evil in?
By directivity: what for one – good, for another can be evil.
Why is antipathy emerged?
From automatic resistance initially to unobtrusive feeble efforts
What does a museum differ from shop in?
By view on things.
Why world is called white?
Shades differ on a white background better.
What does the chemistry differ from physics in?
Chemistry doesn't go further a reaction, but physics goes too far in own misunderstanding of what is happening.
Why only people are capable to recognize themselves in a mirror?
Obviously, each person, unlike remaining living beings, knows in advance about self.
What does satiety is different from platitude in?
Satiety passes, and platitude – no.
Why does a struggle of opposites continue all the time?
Because there will be no time if they converge.
Whether there can be space without things?
And whether the bottle without filling is necessary?
Whether there is time which is irrespective of the person?
Of course, no! No one else can count off time without the person.
Motion and time coincide or not?
Go to the cinema – and thou will see motion on the screen within the time, specified on the ticket.
Why came into being taboo?
And why appeared the fence?
Where is the world coming to!?
Where follows!
Who rules the world?
Our presence.
What is the "thing in itself"?
Thing, which has not reached yet, but there is hope that will come.
How is spending time better?
Time is not being spent – time is being led away.
Why the lie is more pleasant than the truth?
And why treacle is more pleasant than mixture?
How to get out of the position without loss?
As a woman in labor! She loses and right there finds.
Whether there will be an end to Everything?
Surely! But everything will be started anew.
What is it – to be famous?
Better not to be!
How to set goals?
Within striking distance.
How lived without equipment and machines earlier?
More useful to! Everyone worked on himself, but not with machines.
What is the woman differed from the man in?
By all! Otherwise she wouldn't be a woman.
Whether the person can become the free?
He is already free, but very afraid of this.
How low may fall?
It depends on the height at which climbed.
Why Christ said: "Thou shalt not kill"?
He knew the senselessness of this procedure – all the same after death will follow the resurrection.
Why stars are necessary?
For height.
What is more important: the collective or the individual?
It's the same thing, only temporarily divided.
Is money evil?
No. Money – the equivalent of goods.
Whether it is necessary to repent?
Just in front of self.
What is the difference of religion from faith?
Religion binds, and faith dazzles.
Why love music?
Love not music, but selves in its waves.
What is the world?
A movie! Only you are in it and a projector, and a director, and spectator, and actor at the same time.
What differs clever from wise?
Clever thinks of himself first of all, and wise – in the second.
Stupidity and ignorance coincide or no?
Not on your nelly: the ignorant is still able to see the light, but a fool is capable only to blink.