Причуда мертвеца / Dead Man's Folly. Книга для чтения на английском языке - Агата Кристи 4 стр.

Yes, indeed. Whats the good of a woman like that? What contribution has she ever made to society? Has she ever had an idea in her head that wasnt of clothes or furs or jewels? As I say, what good is she?

You and I, said Poirot blandly, are certainly much more intelligent than Lady Stubbs. Buthe shook his head sadlyit is true, I fear, that we are not nearly so ornamental.

Ornamental Alec was beginning with a fierce snort, but he was interrupted by the re-entry of Mrs Oliver and Captain Warburton through the window.

CHAPTER 4

You must come and see the clues and things for the Murder Hunt, M. Poirot, said Mrs Oliver breathlessly.

Poirot rose and followed them obediently.

The three of them went across the hall and into a small room furnished plainly as a business office.

Lethal weapons to your left, observed Captain Warburton, waving his hand towards a small baize-covered card table. On it were laid out a small pistol, a piece of lead piping with a rusty sinister stain on it, a blue bottle labelled Poison, a length of clothes line and a hypodermic syringe.

Those are the Weapons, explained Mrs Oliver, and these are the Suspects.

She handed him a printed card which he read with interest.

Poirot blinked and looked towards Mrs Oliver in mute incomprehension.

A magnificent Cast of Characters, he said politely. But permit me to ask, Madame, what does the Competitor do?

Turn the card over, said Captain Warburton.

Poirot did so.

On the other side was printed:

Everyone who enters gets one of these, explained Captain Warburton rapidly. Also a notebook and pencil for copying clues. There will be six clues. You go on from one to the other like a Treasure Hunt, and the weapons are concealed in suspicious places. Heres the first clue. A snapshot. Everyone starts with one of these.

Poirot took the small print from him and studied it with a frown. Then he turned it upside down. He still looked puzzled. Warburton laughed.

Ingenious bit of trick photography, isnt it? he said complacently. Quite simple once you know what it is.

Poirot, who did not know what it was, felt a mounting annoyance.

Some kind of barred window? he suggested.

Looks a bit like it, I admit. No, its a section of a tennis net.

Ah. Poirot looked again at the snapshot. Yes, it is as you sayquite obvious when you have been told what it is!

So much depends on how you look at a thing, laughed Warburton.

That is a very profound truth.

The second clue will be found in a box under the centre of the tennis net. In the box are this empty poison bottlehere, and a loose cork.

Only, you see, said Mrs Oliver rapidly, its a screw-topped bottle[52], so the cork is really the clue.

I know, Madame, that you are always full of ingenuity,

but I do not quite see

Mrs Oliver interrupted him.

Oh, but of course, she said, theres a story. Like in a magazine seriala synopsis. She turned to Captain Warburton. Have you got the leaflets?

Theyve not come from the printers yet.

But they promised!

I know. I know. Everyone always promises. Theyll be ready this evening at six. Im going in to fetch them in the car.

Oh, good.

Mrs Oliver gave a deep sigh and turned to Poirot.

Well, Ill have to tell it you, then. Only Im not very good at telling things. I mean if I write things, I get them perfectly clear, but if I talk, it always sounds the most frightful muddle; and thats why I never discuss my plots with anyone. Ive learnt not to, because if I do, they just look at me blankly and say eryes, butI dont see what happenedand surely that cant possibly make a book. So damping. And not true, because when I write it, it does!

Mrs Oliver paused for breath, and then went on:

Well, its like this. Theres Peter Gaye whos a young Atom Scientist and hes suspected of being in the pay of the Communists, and hes married to this girl, Joan Blunt, and his first wifes dead, but she isnt, and she turns up because shes a secret agent, or perhaps not, I mean she may really be a hikerand the wifes having an affair, and this man Loyola turns up either to meet Maya, or to spy upon her, and theres a blackmailing letter which might be from the housekeeper, or again it might be the butler, and the revolvers missing, and as you dont know who the blackmailing letters to, and the hypodermic syringe[53] fell out at dinner, and after that it disappeared

Mrs Oliver came to a full stop, estimating correctly Poirots reaction.

I know, she said sympathetically. It sounds just a muddle, but it isnt reallynot in my headand when you see the synopsis leaflet, youll find its quite clear.

And, anyway, she ended, the story doesnt really matter, does it? I mean, not to you. All youve got to do is to present the prizesvery nice prizes, the firsts a silver cigarette case shaped like a revolverand say how remarkably clever the solver has been.

Poirot thought to himself that the solver would indeed have been clever. In fact, he doubted very much that there would be a solver. The whole plot and action of the Murder Hunt seemed to him to be wrapped in impenetrable fog[54].

Well, said Captain Warburton cheerfully, glancing at his wrist-watch, Id better be off to the printers and collect.

Mrs Oliver groaned.

If theyre not done

Oh, theyre done all right. I telephoned. So long.

He left the room.

Mrs Oliver immediately clutched Poirot by the arm and demanded in a hoarse whisper:

Well?

Wellwhat?

Have you found out anything? Or spotted anybody?

Poirot replied with mild reproof in his tones:

Everybody and everything seems to me completely normal.

Normal?

Well, perhaps that is not quite the right word. Lady Stubbs, as you say, is definitely subnormal, and Mr Legge would appear to be rather abnormal.

Oh, hes all right, said Mrs Oliver impatiently. Hes had a nervous breakdown.

Poirot did not question the somewhat doubtful wording of this sentence but accepted it at its face value.

Everybody appears to be in the expected state of nervous agitation, high excitement, general fatigue, and strong irritation, which are characteristic of preparations for this form of entertainment. If you could only indicate

Sh! Mrs Oliver grasped his arm again. Someones coming.

It was just like a bad melodrama, Poirot felt, his own irritation mounting.

The pleasant mild face of Miss Brewis appeared round the door.

Oh, there you are, M. Poirot. Ive been looking for you to show you your room.

She led him up the staircase and along a passage to a big airy room looking out over the river.

There is a bathroom just opposite. Sir George talks of adding more bathrooms, but to do so would sadly impair the proportions of the rooms. I hope youll find everything quite comfortable.

Yes, indeed. Poirot swept an appreciative eye over the small bookstand, the reading-lamp and the box labelled Biscuits by the bedside. You seem, in this house, to have everything organized to perfection. Am I to congratulate you, or my charming hostess?

Lady Stubbs time is fully taken up in being charming, said Miss Brewis, a slightly acid note in her voice.

A very decorative young woman, mused Poirot.

As you say.

But in other respects is she not, perhaps He broke off. Pardon. I am indiscreet. I comment on something I ought not, perhaps, to mention.

Miss Brewis gave him a steady look. She said dryly:

Lady Stubbs knows perfectly well exactly what she is doing. Besides being, as you said, a very decorative young woman, she is also a very shrewd one.

She had turned away and left the room before Poirots eyebrows had fully risen in surprise. So that was what the efficient Miss Brewis thought, was it? Or had she merely said so for some reason of her own? And why had she made such a statement to himto a newcomer? Because he was a newcomer, perhaps? And also because he was a foreigner. As Hercule Poirot had discovered by experience, there were many English people who considered that what one said to foreigners didnt count!

He frowned perplexedly, staring absentmindedly at the door out of which Miss Brewis had gone. Then he strolled over to the window and stood looking out. As he did so, he saw Lady Stubbs come out of the house with Mrs Folliat and they stood for a moment or two talking by the big magnolia tree. Then Mrs Folliat nodded a goodbye, picked up her gardening basket and gloves and trotted off down the drive. Lady Stubbs stood watching her for a moment, then absentmindedly pulled off a magnolia flower, smelt it and began slowly to walk down the path that led through the trees to the river. She looked just once over her shoulder before she disappeared from sight. From behind the magnolia tree Michael Weyman came quietly into view, paused a moment irresolutely and then followed the tall slim figure down into the trees.

A good-looking and dynamic young man, Poirot thought. With a more attractive personality, no doubt, than that of Sir George Stubbs

But if so, what of it[55]? Such patterns formed themselves eternally through life. Rich middle-aged unattractive husband, young and beautiful wife with or without sufficient mental development, attractive and susceptible young man. What was there in that to make Mrs Oliver utter a peremptory summons through the telephone? Mrs Oliver, no doubt, had a vivid imagination, but

But after all, murmured Hercule Poirot to himself, I am not a consultant in adulteryor in incipient adultery.

Could there really be anything in this extraordinary notion of Mrs Olivers that something was wrong? Mrs Oliver was a singularly muddle-headed woman, and how she managed somehow or other to turn out coherent detective stories was beyond him, and yet, for all her muddle-headedness she often surprised him by her sudden perception of truth.

The time is shortshort, he murmured to himself. Is there something wrong here, as Mrs Oliver believes? I am inclined to think there is. But what? Who is there who could enlighten me? I need to know more, much more, about the people in this house. Who is there who could inform me?

After a moments reflection he seized his hat (Poirot never risked going out in the evening air with uncovered head), and hurried out of his room and down the stairs. He heard afar the dictatorial baying of Mrs Mastertons deep voice. Nearer at hand, Sir Georges voice rose with an amorous intonation.

Damned becoming that yashmak[56] thing. Wish I had you in my harem[57], Sally. I shall come and have my fortune told a good deal tomorrow. Whatll you tell me, eh?

There was a slight scuffle and Sally Legges voice said breathlessly:

George, you mustnt.

Poirot raised his eyebrows, and slipped out of a conveniently adjacent side door. He set off at top speed down a back drive which his sense of locality enabled him to predict would at some point join the front drive.

His manoeuvre was successful and enabled himpanting very slightlyto come up beside Mrs Folliat and relieve her in a gallant manner of her gardening basket.

You permit, Madame?

Oh, thank you, M. Poirot, thats very kind of you. But its not heavy.

Allow me to carry it for you to your home. You live near here?

I actually live in the lodge by the front gate. Sir George very kindly rents it to me.

The lodge by the front gate of her former home How did she really feel about that, Poirot wondered. Her composure was so absolute that he had no clue to her feelings. He changed the subject by observing:

Lady Stubbs is much younger than her husband, is she not?

Twenty-three years younger.

Physically she is very attractive.

Mrs Folliat said quietly:

Hattie is a dear good child.

It was not an answer he had expected. Mrs Folliat went on:

I know her very well, you see. For a short time she was under my care[58].

I did not know that.

How should you? It is in a way a sad story. Her people had estates, sugar estates[59], in the West Indies. As a result of an earthquake, the house there was burned down and her parents and brothers and sisters all lost their lives. Hattie herself was at a convent in Paris and was thus suddenly left without any near relatives. It was considered advisable by the executors that Hattie should be chaperoned and introduced into society after she had spent a certain time abroad. I accepted the charge of her. Mrs Folliat added with a dry smile: I can smarten myself up on occasions and, naturally, I had the necessary connectionsin fact, the late Governor had been a close friend of ours.

Naturally, Madame, I understand all that.

It suited me very wellI was going through a difficult time. My husband had died just before the outbreak of war. My elder son who was in the navy went down with his ship, my younger son, who had been out in Kenya, came back, joined the commandos and was killed in Italy. That meant three lots of death duties and this house had to be put up for sale. I myself was very badly off[60] and I was glad of the distraction of having someone young to look after and travel about with. I became very fond of Hattie, all the more so, perhaps, because I soon realized that she wasshall we saynot fully capable of fending for herself[61]? Understand me, M. Poirot, Hattie is not mentally deficient, but she is what country folk describe as simple. She is easily imposed upon, over docile, completely open to suggestion. I think myself that it was a blessing that there was practically no money. If she had been an heiress her position might have been one of much greater difficulty. She was attractive to men and being of an affectionate nature was easily attracted and influencedshe had definitely to be looked after. When, after the final winding up of her parents estate, it was discovered that the plantation was destroyed and there were more debts than assets, I could only be thankful that a man such as Sir George Stubbs had fallen in love with her and wanted to marry her.

Possiblyyesit was a solution.

Sir George, said Mrs Folliat, though he is a self-made man andlet us face ita complete vulgarian, is kindly and fundamentally decent, besides being extremely wealthy. I dont think he would ever ask for mental companionship from a wife, which is just as well. Hattie is everything he wants. She displays clothes and jewels to perfection, is affectionate and willing, and is completely happy with him. I confess that I am very thankful that that is so, for I admit that I deliberately influenced her to accept him. If it had turned out badlyher voice faltered a littleit would have been my fault for urging her to marry a man so many years older than herself. You see, as I told you, Hattie is completely suggestible. Anyone she is with at the time can dominate her.

It seems to me, said Poirot approvingly, that you made there a most prudent arrangement for her. I am not, like the English, romantic. To arrange a good marriage, one must take more than romance into consideration.

He added:

And as for this place here, Nasse House, it is a most beautiful spot. Quite, as the saying goes, out of this world.