Another day for Charlie and Joe. A late spring morning, temperatures already in the high nineties and rising, humidity likewise.
They stayed in the house for the balm of the air-conditioning, falling out of the ceiling vents like spills of clear syrup. They wrestled, they cleaned house, they ate breakfast and elevenses. Charlie read some of the Post while Joe devastated dinosaurs. Something in the Post about Indias drought reminded Charlie of the Khembalis, and he put in his earphone and called his friend Sridar.
Charlie, good to hear from you! I got your message.
Oh good, I was hoping. Hows the lobbying going?
Were keeping at it. Weve got some interesting clients.
As always.
Sridar worked for Branson & Ananda, a small but prestigious firm representing several foreign governments in their dealings with the American government. Some of these governments had policies and customs at home that made representing them to Congress a challenge.
So you said something about a new country?
Its through Anna, like I said. Have you heard of Khembalung?
I think so. One of the League of Drowning Nations?
Yeah thats right.
Youre asking me to take on a sinking island?
Theyre not sinking, its the ocean thats rising.
Even worse! What are we going to do about that, stop global warming?
Well, yeah. Thats the idea. And you know, youd have lots of allies.
Uh-huh.
Anyway they could use your help, and theyre good guys. Interesting. I think youd enjoy them. You should meet them and see.
Okay, my plate is kind of full right now, but I could do that.
Oh good. Thanks Sridar, I appreciate that.
No problem. Hey can I have Krakatoa too?
After that Charlie was in the mood to talk, but he had no reason to call anybody. He and Joe played again. Bored, Charlie even resorted to turning on the TV. A pundit show came on and helplessly he watched. They are such lapdogs, he complained to Joe. Its disgusting.
BOOM! Joe concurred, catching Charlies mood and flinging a tyrannosaurus into the radiator with a clang.
Thats right, Charlie said. Good job.
He changed the channel to ESPN 5, which showed classic womens volleyball doubles all day along. Retired guys at home must be a big demographic. But Joe had had enough of being in the house. Go! he said imperiously, hammering the front door with a diplodocus. Go! Go! Go!
All right all right.
Joes point was undeniable. They couldnt stay in this house all day. Lets go down to the Mall, we havent done that for a while. The Mall, Joe! But you have to get in your backpack.
Joe nodded and tried to climb into his baby backpack immediately, a very tippy business. He was ready to party.
Wait, lets change your diaper first.
NO!
Ah come on Joe. Yes.
NO!
But yes.
They fought like maniacs through a diaper change, each ruthless and determined, each shouting, beating, pinching. Charlie did the necessary things.
Red-faced and sweating, finally they were ready to emerge from the house into the steambath of the city. Out they went. Down to the Metro, down into that dim cool underground world.
It would have been good if the Metro pacified Joe as it once had Nick, but in fact it usually energized him. Charlie could not understand that; he himself found the dim coolness a powerful soporific. But Joe wanted to play around just above the drop to the power rail, being naturally attracted to that enormous source of energy. The hundred-thousand-watt child. Charlie ran around keeping him from the edge. Finally a train came.
Joe liked the Metro cars. He stood on the seat next to Charlie and stared at the concrete walls sliding by outside the tinted windows of the car, then at the bright orange or pink seats, the ads, the people in their car, the brief views of the underground stations they stopped in.
A young black man got on carrying a helium-filled birthday balloon. He sat down across the car from Charlie and Joe. Joe stared at the balloon, boggled by it. Clearly it was for him a kind of miraculous object. The youth pulled down on its string and let the balloon jump back up to its full extension. Joe jerked, then burst out laughing. His giggle was like his moms, a low gorgeous burbling. People in the car grinned to hear it. The young man pulled the balloon down again, let it go again. Joe laughed so hard he had to sit down. People began to laugh with him, they couldnt help it. The young man was smiling shyly. He did the trick again and now the whole car followed Joe into paroxysms of laughter. They laughed all the way to Metro Center.
Charlie got out, grinning, and carried Joe to the Blue/Orange level. He marveled at the infectiousness of moods in a group. Strangers who would never meet again, unified suddenly by a youth and toddler playing a game. By laughter itself. Maybe the real oddity was how much ones fellow citizens were usually like furniture in ones life.
Joe bounced in Charlies arms. He liked Metro Centers crisscrossing mysterious vastness. The incident of the balloon was already forgotten. Their next Metro car reached the Smithsonian station, and Charlie put Joe into the backpack, and they rode the escalator up into the kiln blaze of the Mall.
The sky was milky white everywhere. It felt like the inside of a sauna. Charlie fought his way through the heat to an open patch of grass in the shade of the Washington Monument. He sat them down and got out some food. The big views up to the Capitol and down to the Lincoln Memorial pleased him. Out from under the great forest. It was like escaping Mirkwood. This in Charlies opinion accounted for the great popularity of the Mall; the monuments and the Smithsonian buildings were nice but supplementary, it was really a matter of getting out into the open. The ordinary reality of the American West was like a glimpse of heaven here in the green depths of the swamp.
Charlie cherished the old story of how the first thirteen states had needed a capital, but no particular state could be allowed to nab that honor; so they had bickered, you give up some land, no, you give it, until finally Virginia had said to Maryland, look, where the Potomac meets the Anacostia theres a big nasty swamp. Its worthless, dreadful, pestilent land. Youll never be able to make anything out of a place like that.
True, Maryland had said. Okay, well give that land to the nation for its capital. But not too much! Just that worst part!
And so here they were. Charlie sat on grass, drowsing. Joe gamboled about him like a bumblebee. The diffuse midday light lay on them like asthma. Big white clouds mushroomed to the west, and the scene turned glossy, bulging with internal light. The ductile world, everything bursting with light. He really had to try to remember to bring his sunglasses on these trips.
To get a good long nap from Joe, he needed to tank him up. Charlie fought his own sleep, got the food bag out of the backpacks undercarriage, waved it so Joe could see it. Joe trundled over, eyelids at half-mast; no time to lose. He settled into Charlies lap and Charlie popped a bottle of Annas milk into his mouth just as his head was snapping to the side.
Joe sucked himself unconscious while Charlie slumped over him, chin on chest, comatose. Snuggling an infant in mind-numbing heat, what could be cozier.
Clouds over the White House were billowing up like the spirit of the buildings feisty inhabitant, round, dense, shiny white. In the other direction, over the Supreme Courts neighborhood, stood a black nine-lobed cloud, dangerously laden with incipient lightning. Yes, the powers of Washington were casting up thermals and forming clouds over themselves, clouds that expressed precisely their spirits. Charlie saw that each cumulobureaucracy transcended the individuals who temporarily performed its functions in the world. These transhuman spirits all had inborn characters and biographies, and abilities and desires and habits all their own; and in the sky over the city they contested their fates. Humans were like cells in their bodies. Probably ones cells also thought their lives were important and under their control. But the great bodies knew better.
Over the white dome of the Capitol, however, the air shimmered. Congress was a roaring thermal so hot that no cloud could form in it.
He had fallen into a slumber as deep as Joes when his phone rang. He answered it before waking.
Wha.
Charlie? Charlie, where are you? We need you down here right now.
Im already down here.
Really? Thats great. Charlie?
Yes, Roy?
Look, Charlie, sorry to bother you, but Phil is out of town and Ive got to meet with Senator Ellington in twenty minutes, and we just got a call from the White House saying that Dr. Strangelove wants to meet with us to talk about Phils climate bill. It sounds like theyre ready to listen, maybe ready to talk too, or even to deal. We need someone to get over there.
Now?
Now. Youve got to get over there.
Im already over there, but look, I cant. Ive got Joe here with me. Where is Phil again?
San Francisco.
Wasnt Wade supposed to get back?
No hes still in Antarctica. Listen Charlie, theres no one here who can do this but you.
What about Andrea? Andrea Palmer was Phils legislative director, the person in charge of all his bills.
Shes in New York today. Besides youre the point man on this, its your bill more than anyone elses, you know it inside out.
But Ive got Joe!
Maybe you can take Joe along.
Yeah right.
Hey, why not? Wont he be taking a nap soon?
He is right now.
Charlie could see the trees backing the White House, there on the other side of the Ellipse. He could walk over there in ten minutes. Theoretically Joe would stay asleep a couple of hours. And certainly they should seize the moment on this, because so far the President and his people had shown no interest whatsoever in dealing.
Listen, Roy cajoled, Ive had entire lunches with you where Joe is asleep on your back, and believe me, no one can tell the difference. I mean you hold yourself upright like youve got the weight of the world on your shoulders, but you did that before you had Joe, so now he just fills up that space and makes you look more normal, I swear to God. Youve voted with him on your back, youve shopped, youve showered, you sure as hell can talk to the Presidents science advisor. Doctor Strangelove isnt going to care.
Hes a jerk.
So? Theyre all jerks over there but the President, and he is too, but hes a nice guy. And hes the family president, right? He would approve on principle, you can tell Strengloft that. You can say that if the President were there he would love it. He would autograph Joes head like a baseball.
Yeah right.
Charlie, this is your bill!
Okay okay okay! It was true. Ill go give it a try.
So, by the time Charlie got Joe back on his back (the child was twice as heavy when asleep) and walked across the Mall and the Ellipse, Roy had made the calls and they were expecting him at the west entry to the White House. Joe was passed through security with a light-fingered shakedown that was especially squeamish around his diaper. Then they were through, and quickly escorted into a conference room.
The room was empty. Charlie had never been in it before, though he had visited the White House several times. Joe weighed on his shoulders.
Dr. Zacharius Strengloft, the Presidents science advisor, entered the room. He and Charlie had sparred by proxy before, Charlie whispering killer questions into Phils ear while Strengloft testified before Phils committee, but the two of them had never spoken one-on-one. Now they shook hands, Strengloft peering curiously over Charlies shoulder. Charlie explained Joes presence as briefly as he could, and Strengloft received the explanation with precisely the kind of frosty faux benevolence that Charlie had been expecting. Strengloft in Charlies opinion was a pompous ex-academic of the worst kind, hauled out of the depths of a second-rate conservative think tank when the administrations first science advisor had been sent packing for saying that global warming might be real and not only that, amenable to human mitigation. That went too far for this administration. Their line was that it would be much too expensive to do anything about it, so they were going to punt and let the next generation solve the problem in their own time. In other words, the hell with them. Easier to destroy the world than to change capitalism even one little bit.
All this had become quite blatant since Strenglofts appointment. He had taken over the candidate lists for all federal science advisory panels, and now candidates were being routinely asked who they had voted for in the last election, and what they thought of stem-cell research, and abortion, and evolution. When Strenglofts views were publicized and criticized, he had commented, You need a diversity of opinions to get good advice. Mentioning his name was enough to make Anna hiss.
Be that as it may, here he was standing before Charlie; he had to be dealt with, and in the flesh he seemed friendly.
They had just gotten through their introductory pleasantries when the President himself entered the room.
Strengloft nodded complacently, as if he were often joined in his crucial work by the happy man.
Oh, hello, Mr. President, Charlie said helplessly.
Hello, Charles, the President said, and came over and shook his hand.
This was bad. Not unprecedented, or even terribly surprising; the President was known for wandering into meetings apparently by accident but perhaps not. It had become part of his legendarily informal style.
Now he saw Joe sacked out on Charlies back, and stepped around Charlie to get a better view. Whats this, Charles, you got your kid with you?
Yes sir, I was called in on short notice when Dr. Strengloft asked for a meeting with Phil and Wade, theyre both out of town.
The President found this amusing. Ha! Well, good for you. Thats sweet. Find me a marker pen and Ill sign his little head. This was another signature move, so to speak. Is he a boy or a girl?
A boy. Joe Quibler.
Well thats great. Saving the world before bedtime, thats your story, eh Charles? He smiled to himself and moved restlessly over to the chair at the window end of the table. One of his people was standing in the door, watching them without expression.
The Presidents face was smaller than it appeared on TV, Charlie found. The size of an ordinary human face, no doubt, looking small precisely because of all the TV images. On the other hand it had a tremendous solidity and three-dimensionality to it. It gleamed with reality.